Twitter Tweets from 9-1-17 to 9-30-17

Archived Twitter tweets from 2017-09-01 to 2017-09-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

thanks @aghnetwork and @UO_GlobalHealth for invititing me to speak at #uoghc ..gotta get home, though, since @DogulusPrime is waiting for me Sat Sep 30 19:34:05 +0000 2017
RT @UO_GlobalHealth: @deonandan on “Are things getting better or worse? A look st population indicators describing worldwide trends” #uOGHC… Sat Sep 30 19:28:31 +0000 2017
hey it’s me! (giving the talk, not on the screen) https://t.co/oTU22Toq8f Sat Sep 30 19:28:11 +0000 2017
RT @laubernard: @UO_GlobalHealth #uOGHC is sold out! Congrats on a great Global Health conference. All eyes are on @deonandan and his GH ep… Sat Sep 30 19:27:51 +0000 2017
Forgot my glasses. Now I can’t even read my own presentation #uOGHC https://t.co/eiQ6s5HtHB Sat Sep 30 16:00:18 +0000 2017
Oh shit. Was #uOGHC today? Kidding! I’m here, I’m here! Sat Sep 30 15:58:59 +0000 2017
“Dear Mrs. Trump…” https://t.co/ObloNvKnHO Sat Sep 30 13:37:46 +0000 2017
Yawn. Gotta get my ass to @aghnetwork in a few hours. I hope there’s free coffee 😉 Sat Sep 30 13:25:57 +0000 2017
Can you have a “rule” that denies Constitutional rights? https://t.co/ttqHCaXpOH Fri Sep 29 19:39:18 +0000 2017
@subrammu thanks! i guess there wasn’t an exam then 😉 Fri Sep 29 19:36:07 +0000 2017
Today is the 64th anniversary of the death of a grandmother I never met. I wrote this about the occasion in 2005 https://t.co/XF7rHEId1C Fri Sep 29 17:46:49 +0000 2017
I gave an entire lecture on the job opportunities in the field and skills students should acquire. Email: “Will that stuff be on the exam?” Fri Sep 29 17:29:58 +0000 2017
The 2018 @csebsceb student conference will be June 15-17 at @mylakehead https://t.co/bh1HAMJcwy Fri Sep 29 16:31:14 +0000 2017
Hey healthgeek thanks for the follow! Fri Sep 29 14:42:48 +0000 2017
Hey Puneet Cheema thanks for the follow! Fri Sep 29 00:40:42 +0000 2017
Yearbook quotes from 1911? https://t.co/thXib3tJ8M Thu Sep 28 23:29:39 +0000 2017
Star Trek: TNG is about to turn 30. I wrote this *terrible* review back in ’87: my first newspaper publication. https://t.co/yNXLHX9k31 Thu Sep 28 23:25:54 +0000 2017
.@UofT named Canada’s most innovative university https://t.co/CMq4cx0Xrt Thu Sep 28 23:04:46 +0000 2017
I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/2VaVEePLAp How to Apply to Epidemiology Grad School Thu Sep 28 20:21:16 +0000 2017
Uh…. no #robford https://t.co/EPenMNzZ8H Thu Sep 28 17:36:00 +0000 2017
I just saw an online ad for ad-blocker on a website that asked me to disable my ad-blocker so I could see the ads. Thu Sep 28 17:30:24 +0000 2017
Cameroon Radio Television should really sue Conservative Review Television for misusing the abbreviation “CRTV”. #fb Thu Sep 28 15:59:46 +0000 2017
American adjunct professors are so poor that some are homeless and turn to prostitution https://t.co/coYzEeJrkZ Thu Sep 28 14:33:56 +0000 2017
5 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Sep 28 11:22:53 +0000 2017
Global Health Ethics: CHEO Grand Rounds https://t.co/ff3ng8l4Xh https://t.co/Cff8XSAYHf Wed Sep 27 21:28:40 +0000 2017
RT @commondefense: That awkward moment when the Russian government forgets to turn off location services on their disinformation network Tw… Wed Sep 27 20:37:55 +0000 2017
Support Laurentian faculty by sending a letter to their admin: https://t.co/A65nFYs8sU Wed Sep 27 20:34:08 +0000 2017
Happiness is pulling my scooter into its underground parking spot…. just as the thunderstorm starts. Wed Sep 27 20:30:51 +0000 2017
Hey Susan Saurel thanks for the follow! Wed Sep 27 20:17:34 +0000 2017
A particularly vapid and vile Conservative leader was in the audience during my talk today. I feel like I need to shower. Ugh. Wed Sep 27 15:49:19 +0000 2017
You know, I can’t remember a time when right and wrong were so easy to distinguish as they are now. Yet it astounds me how many choose wrong Wed Sep 27 10:32:43 +0000 2017
“Trump is like a broken calculator. All he can do is divide.” -Korey Coleman #fb Wed Sep 27 04:45:08 +0000 2017
It’s disturbing when toilet bowl cleaner smells like toothpaste. #fb Wed Sep 27 02:39:51 +0000 2017
RT @profamirattaran: Did @JustinTrudeau know his new science advisor, Mona Nemer, is subject of a lawsuit over her salary at @uOttawa? http… Wed Sep 27 00:51:54 +0000 2017
For the first time, I have pre-ordered the vegetarian option on Via Business Class. Let’s see what they bring me… Tue Sep 26 16:29:29 +0000 2017
@JoyC_1234 true. and i feel bad. Tue Sep 26 14:07:58 +0000 2017
A reminder: I will be one of the speakers at this Wednesday’s @CHEOhospital Global Health half day. Free lunch! https://t.co/5svdWfZD2M Tue Sep 26 12:37:36 +0000 2017
@crundwellg booooooo Tue Sep 26 12:28:19 +0000 2017
I hate Trump for a lot of reasons, including that he has made @davidfrum likeable again https://t.co/zxafCY1Ykz Tue Sep 26 12:25:47 +0000 2017
Changed my Twitter “trending” setting from “worldwide” to “Canada”. Maybe now I’ll stop being inundated with “news” about soccer games. Tue Sep 26 12:08:29 +0000 2017
White snowflakes are the most fragile of snowflakes https://t.co/OJvySOD6In Tue Sep 26 12:04:34 +0000 2017
Hey Just Gym LLC thanks for the follow! Tue Sep 26 11:52:14 +0000 2017
RT @meganamram: donald trump also owes billions of dollars to America, maybe we should take away his drinking water Tue Sep 26 11:50:34 +0000 2017
RT @ShaunKing: I love this. https://t.co/tYLZIYfSh1 Tue Sep 26 11:49:55 +0000 2017
SCROTUS continues to treat Puerto Rico like an 18th century colony: suck it dry and let it die. https://t.co/SRqb5tqs2L Tue Sep 26 11:48:54 +0000 2017
And why do we even have the national anthem at domestic sporting events? In case people forget which country they’re in? #fb Tue Sep 26 11:46:40 +0000 2017
https://t.co/iv2iUAZ7Q8 Mon Sep 25 20:04:24 +0000 2017
Hey Beyond Professoriate thanks for the follow! Mon Sep 25 18:51:16 +0000 2017
How they name planes https://t.co/0Ei8AcpLPy Mon Sep 25 18:26:08 +0000 2017
What kind of cold blooded, shit-eating, sea creature does this remind you of? https://t.co/7v5ZY9E3QA Mon Sep 25 18:19:31 +0000 2017
RT @HannahCranston: The national anthem has always been super important to @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/C10Ue5YBEs Mon Sep 25 18:17:30 +0000 2017
yep, 10 for 10 https://t.co/PUlrPhztlh Mon Sep 25 18:05:50 +0000 2017
Note to self: no more shopping at Home Depot. https://t.co/Ew1oQD6toh Mon Sep 25 15:06:06 +0000 2017
“You can call me rude until the sun comes up but at least you can’t call me a nazi,” https://t.co/kM5KTFU5bz Mon Sep 25 14:58:20 +0000 2017
From the mouths of astronauts… https://t.co/vjPZWl7QpB Mon Sep 25 14:40:35 +0000 2017
“Never before in human history have there been so many ways for morons to tell each other they’re not morons.” -… https://t.co/ylrYPlq2Jm Mon Sep 25 14:07:22 +0000 2017
Come to the AGHN @UO_GlobalHealth conference this Saturday, where I am one of the keynote speakers https://t.co/vFTKcJ0oDo Mon Sep 25 14:02:55 +0000 2017
RT @BoringEnormous: When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience. https://t.co/fecGfhE9YD Mon Sep 25 13:56:41 +0000 2017
RT @Satanophilia: first group of people are considered “disrespectful”, the other group is considered “very fine people” #TakeTheKnee https… Mon Sep 25 13:56:20 +0000 2017
RT @cmclymer: FYI for media: USWNT’s Megan Rapinoe was the first white professional athlete to take a knee w/ Kaepernick, over a year ago.… Mon Sep 25 13:55:26 +0000 2017
2 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Sep 25 09:40:33 +0000 2017
RT @matt_slotnick: you know what’s actually pretty disrespectful to the american flag? the confederate flag Sun Sep 24 19:20:04 +0000 2017
RT @DonCheadle: A president attacking its citizens for exercising their constitutional rights as an offering of red meat to his base. https… Sun Sep 24 19:19:27 +0000 2017
RT @canadiancynic: Nothing exposes the hypocrisy of right-wing “free speech” defenders more than their unbounded fury with people choosing… Sun Sep 24 19:19:02 +0000 2017
RT @meganamram: Hmm I’d say that not helping the American citizens of Puerto Rico with every possible American resource is more disrespectf… Sun Sep 24 19:18:51 +0000 2017
@DavidBilbert @TheJeffBridges I’m your father figure Sun Sep 24 19:18:15 +0000 2017
https://t.co/k8jsPJU4VT Sun Sep 24 16:25:26 +0000 2017
RT @iJesseWilliams: We’re not on the plantation anymore Chump. There will be no “buck breaking” out here. Fingers on the hand form a fist.… Sat Sep 23 21:47:37 +0000 2017
Toronto position: Research Analyst, Applied Health and Social Research https://t.co/Jbfafy2E01 Fri Sep 22 20:09:05 +0000 2017
Health Research Specialist position with Toronto Public Health https://t.co/oaI5XDUbjp Fri Sep 22 20:08:25 +0000 2017
You know you’re on the wrong side when Lucius Malfoy recognizes your evilness. https://t.co/0doJV5HnGq Fri Sep 22 18:20:17 +0000 2017
@DavidBilbert What about your Jewish femmies? Fri Sep 22 16:42:11 +0000 2017
“Nambia is not a country that actually exists. Trump pulled it out of his Djibouti.” -Seth Meyers #fb Fri Sep 22 13:55:44 +0000 2017
5 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Sep 22 10:56:56 +0000 2017
Jeebus. This would give me an infarc. https://t.co/OhCnDq4UbU Fri Sep 22 05:13:30 +0000 2017
#karma https://t.co/LhvWtdzl6I Fri Sep 22 04:21:10 +0000 2017
“It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.” ― Mark Twain Thu Sep 21 22:19:38 +0000 2017
I think it’s clear SCROTUS was conflating: Namibia + Narnia = Nambia Thu Sep 21 14:53:33 +0000 2017
Hey Adduco Technology thanks for the follow! Thu Sep 21 14:17:36 +0000 2017
It’s true, I water my plants with diluted green tea. But it occurs to me.. Is that cannibalism? #fb Thu Sep 21 12:43:54 +0000 2017
Oh no! I put gel in my hair instead of pomade! #metrosexualcrises Thu Sep 21 12:40:44 +0000 2017
summer research internship for uOttawa and McGill University graduate and post-graduate students: https://t.co/WdF7201rW4 Thu Sep 21 10:30:51 +0000 2017
@TCSIreland @TheNotoriousMMA And soon I will have his millions. Of follicles. Thu Sep 21 10:28:31 +0000 2017
Hey Theo Von thanks for the follow! Thu Sep 21 08:27:21 +0000 2017
Hey Kari Isis thanks for the follow! Thu Sep 21 01:47:40 +0000 2017
Just received this gift from Ireland, featuring @TheNotoriousMMA Thanks @TCSIreland ! https://t.co/RN5jXX4y5h Wed Sep 20 22:38:09 +0000 2017
My Google Home assistant just arrived. And there goes the rest of my evening…. Wed Sep 20 21:52:25 +0000 2017
Undercover With the Alt-Right https://t.co/6EMQdCgn1m Wed Sep 20 16:12:39 +0000 2017
High textbook prices lead to lower grades https://t.co/6zDI2BNbpJ Wed Sep 20 14:08:43 +0000 2017
These White People Will Respond To Your Racist Trolls So You Don’t Have To https://t.co/RZkRgwRUA4 Wed Sep 20 13:51:46 +0000 2017
We should all be as cool as Werner Herzog https://t.co/mzm9iB1piR Wed Sep 20 13:43:08 +0000 2017
I bet this makes @DavidBilbert miss the single life…. https://t.co/UYDAp9I0Y8 Wed Sep 20 02:39:08 +0000 2017
Trump Youth tries to get classmate deported, instead is encouraged to leave himself (possibly expelled). https://t.co/OQnyMHaj93 Tue Sep 19 18:55:53 +0000 2017
Just cast my ballot for the Directorship of an org. Didn’t know any of the candidates, so voted for name that sounded most like a superhero. Tue Sep 19 18:16:11 +0000 2017
I used to love Niven & Pournelle novels when I was a stupid pre-teen. Now I see what immature drivel they were. https://t.co/kfaSIFhkAV Tue Sep 19 10:50:41 +0000 2017
one person followed me and 6 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Sep 19 09:35:49 +0000 2017
Bobby Heenan dead. Time wounds all heels. https://t.co/cSldkw7pf3 @DavidBilbert Tue Sep 19 04:46:47 +0000 2017
Here’s a tip: don’t eat a big bowl of chili before giving a 3 hour lecture #fb Mon Sep 18 20:50:27 +0000 2017
RT @jonlovett: Half of all boxing photos look like gay weddings https://t.co/K3sOhm2VlK Mon Sep 18 17:06:02 +0000 2017
Stranger Things trailer with a soundtrack royalty that probably cost more than my salary for the next 20 years https://t.co/Hk0aP2sIxD Mon Sep 18 17:00:01 +0000 2017
“Ethno-Nationalist and Identitarian youth movement”: our own white nationalist bullshit, right here in Ottawa https://t.co/hQB3ahkVIJ Mon Sep 18 16:05:35 +0000 2017
I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/PL9v2TnjhQ Sweet Child O’ Mine – Sitar & Ukulele Cover – Guns N’ Roses Mon Sep 18 08:38:12 +0000 2017
Separated at Birth, part 136 https://t.co/8OyJZxtnYq https://t.co/JNhJ2rnU7Q Mon Sep 18 04:38:56 +0000 2017
Just watched 2007 film “The Mist”. Way better than I expected. Killer ending (pun intended). Mon Sep 18 04:03:21 +0000 2017
I suspect I’m either #9 or #10 https://t.co/fyBN1bMQY2 Mon Sep 18 02:36:42 +0000 2017
You know what? I enjoyed the Warcraft movie. There, I said it. #fb Mon Sep 18 01:59:57 +0000 2017
https://t.co/HR2XMznKSp Sun Sep 17 21:38:25 +0000 2017
Watching the Saunders vs Monroe Jr boxing match, and for the first time I’m actually rooting for the American. Sun Sep 17 21:16:35 +0000 2017
“Trump supporters are burning their MAGA hats… which is scary, since it means they’ve discovered fire. Tools could be next.” -Bill Maher Sun Sep 17 13:55:53 +0000 2017
If @DavidBilbert were a doctor… https://t.co/uSDz7J68WC Sun Sep 17 04:02:57 +0000 2017
on the plus side, the comments after this article are remarkably civil https://t.co/vHIhe0FRqN Sat Sep 16 22:59:40 +0000 2017
The West’s extermination of the native peoples of the Americas never stopped happening. https://t.co/8snXs0WY5Q Sat Sep 16 22:43:55 +0000 2017
In honour of Harry Dean Stanton, gonna re-watch me some Repo Man tonight. https://t.co/KlF2LWTGTM Sat Sep 16 17:38:18 +0000 2017
Hey Santosh Kanekar thanks for the follow! Sat Sep 16 16:08:37 +0000 2017
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Some now revising history to suggest colonialism was good. Let’s remember shitty things conquered peoples endured https://t.co/CpV8HBhzFJ Fri Sep 15 17:57:54 +0000 2017
This nonsense of worshipping a flag needs to stop. Someone needs to go to jail for assaulting a child. https://t.co/nF1ZORqlRY Fri Sep 15 17:29:51 +0000 2017
Toronto to Ottawa in 27 minutes. Yes, please. Not sure what this will mean for my property values! https://t.co/cRIRrjoV7V Fri Sep 15 16:56:11 +0000 2017
“For many Republicans partisan identification is more a tribal affiliation than an ideological commitment” https://t.co/KCjGdt00To Fri Sep 15 15:37:25 +0000 2017
Global Health Students and Young Professionals Summit: October 28th, 2017 https://t.co/VBDMr3b4Tm https://t.co/ujuUlvCn5R Fri Sep 15 14:54:29 +0000 2017
Instead of protesting this asshole festival, just ignore them. Attention is what they want. https://t.co/AJhAKmVjoZ Fri Sep 15 14:44:55 +0000 2017
I’m doing a thing at this place https://t.co/Z1Oj1dNk58 Fri Sep 15 13:54:21 +0000 2017
Listening to old Dick Gregory interviews. What a brilliant fellow. #fb Fri Sep 15 12:50:15 +0000 2017
Been binge watching @doubletoasted_ all week. Smart, free, entertainment that’s better than the movies they review. Fri Sep 15 00:26:09 +0000 2017
@leleinah you’re the only one Thu Sep 14 23:41:17 +0000 2017
RT @Anas_ET: This thread is glorious https://t.co/Vmtn99eOS9 Thu Sep 14 23:09:00 +0000 2017
RT @eoinyk: Time to partition bitterly divided brexit Britain, says India https://t.co/XYTLHZKalK Thu Sep 14 23:07:01 +0000 2017
RT @tedgioia: I now have the perfect footnote for all those hard-to-source occasions. https://t.co/bwYbkN9752 Thu Sep 14 23:06:13 +0000 2017
What kind of home invaders only steal handbags? https://t.co/1iHkqIB4XM Thu Sep 14 23:04:44 +0000 2017
Student: “Are we responsible for what you say in lectures AND what’s in the textbook? Or just one?” Awkward since I wrote the textbook. Thu Sep 14 22:50:58 +0000 2017
@CKuziemsky now you tell me! Thu Sep 14 19:16:01 +0000 2017
Late for a meeting with @CKuziemsky. Great, now I have to find my pants… Thu Sep 14 18:16:00 +0000 2017
Happiness is when you dial into the conference call and discover they’d sent you the wrong pass code. Voila: no more conference call! #fb Thu Sep 14 18:13:27 +0000 2017
Suspicious package at the TD bank across the street from me. Either that or they just got a look at my balance. https://t.co/f20oJJXwdB Thu Sep 14 17:41:00 +0000 2017
.@DavidBilbert https://t.co/jL4DcC4pwG Thu Sep 14 14:04:56 +0000 2017
Hey Tee Marie Hanible thanks for the follow! Thu Sep 14 01:08:33 +0000 2017
Get to corner, press button to change the light. Dude comes along, presses button again, light finally changes, and he’s like, “I did that.” Wed Sep 13 20:17:42 +0000 2017
My favourite shawarma is skimping on the garlic sauce. Not cool! #fb Wed Sep 13 20:15:29 +0000 2017
The next @munkdebate “American democracy is in its worst crisis in a generation and Donald J. Trump is to blame” https://t.co/qbgpo7vSdR Wed Sep 13 20:13:45 +0000 2017
“Toronto voted best city in the world by people who’ve never been anywhere else” Ha. Pretty accurate. https://t.co/Ibopz8m1YL Wed Sep 13 18:45:57 +0000 2017
Racism: result of shallow egos need coddling. Justifiable anger is punished, “loving your attacker” is celebrated. https://t.co/IQALSMw5ei Wed Sep 13 18:37:00 +0000 2017
Warning…. this is graphic as fuck. But I know @DavidBilbert can’t resist clicking… https://t.co/NBmDSRNA5z Wed Sep 13 18:29:48 +0000 2017
You have to admire Margaret Wente’s consistency. It takes a particular talent to always be wrong about everything. Wed Sep 13 17:43:27 +0000 2017
RT @mrsbone73: My son fights for @Kaepernick7 right to kneel Kap is fighting for my sons right to be a black man & NOT die @boycottnfl2017… Wed Sep 13 17:27:09 +0000 2017
So Theresa May is coming to Ottawa on Monday. I wonder if the city will feel extra boring then. Wed Sep 13 17:25:17 +0000 2017
I’m unfamiliar with internal CDC politics. Someone want to explain to me the motivation for this? https://t.co/c8pMhMmQOW Wed Sep 13 17:23:44 +0000 2017
RT @WillWJGreaves: Whenever I open @globeandmail and see another facile article by Margaret Wente I ponder why I’m subscribed. Stop. Giving… Wed Sep 13 16:53:06 +0000 2017
Hey, @BritishMuseum, tell me how to pronounce “Worcestershire” and explain how that is not confusing.… https://t.co/3PHLgHisuU Wed Sep 13 16:40:18 +0000 2017
@DavidBilbert You might also enjoy @GetIntoGeek Wed Sep 13 15:54:15 +0000 2017
@DavidBilbert . @doubletoasted_ Wed Sep 13 15:05:43 +0000 2017
“He can’t be racist. He dates black women.” And married men can’t be misogynists? When did we stop teaching basic reasoning skills? Wed Sep 13 15:04:21 +0000 2017
@DonCheadle And like married men can’t be misogynists. Smh. Wed Sep 13 14:50:45 +0000 2017
Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/YA1J9oj8Ae Wed Sep 13 12:19:03 +0000 2017
What sorcery is this? https://t.co/wAKw9oRJH8 Wed Sep 13 12:14:08 +0000 2017
one person followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Sep 13 10:41:16 +0000 2017
Hey Return To Peace thanks for the follow! Wed Sep 13 06:27:30 +0000 2017
There’s a portrait of Dr Zaius in Trinity College at U of T https://t.co/DxXErcEZLW Tue Sep 12 19:47:08 +0000 2017
https://t.co/9Z25Beo2Cb Tue Sep 12 19:42:54 +0000 2017
Again, it’s always up to the minorities to treat their abusers with respect. Sheesh. https://t.co/DQcLnq4Yw5 Tue Sep 12 19:35:42 +0000 2017
Late night comics are raving about this “highly informed” Floridian. Dude just seems profoundly autistic to me. https://t.co/ZZBBZUgysy Tue Sep 12 19:29:13 +0000 2017
@leleinah she’s got big boobs. she can do no wrong. Tue Sep 12 19:28:58 +0000 2017
“Scrap and waste is the sixth largest U.S. export to China” https://t.co/wPa9D9cg6g Tue Sep 12 19:25:14 +0000 2017
First male LiLigers (lion-liger hybrids) born in Oklahoma https://t.co/CkfaXsizvC Tue Sep 12 19:23:23 +0000 2017
@leleinah oh she gets even more despicable https://t.co/7Vu27ebgoa Tue Sep 12 19:16:07 +0000 2017
“Modern country music is basically redneck rap.” #fb Tue Sep 12 19:13:02 +0000 2017
“Woman shot homeless man who asked her to move Porsche” This mug shot is not helping her case https://t.co/AoxoYk3MoT Tue Sep 12 19:06:35 +0000 2017
“Who thought we’d have a racist, xenophobic, Muslim-hating world leader in 2017? At least Aung San Suu Kyi doesn’t have nuclear weapons.” Tue Sep 12 19:02:34 +0000 2017
Guy in front of me in line at the coffee shop, to barista: “Um, do you have any beverages?” We are officially living in the time of stupid. Tue Sep 12 18:46:45 +0000 2017
“Steve Bannon is like Donald Trump took a dump while tweeting, then wished for that dump to be a real boy.” -Trevor Noah Tue Sep 12 17:39:17 +0000 2017
At hospital meeting, I made the following ill-advised comment: “Maybe the opioid crisis is a conspiracy by fibre manufacturers.” #BigFibre Tue Sep 12 17:18:03 +0000 2017
Getting MANY admin & scheduling emails from students today. Nice to see my bloated salary is being applied to tasks a temp should be doing. Tue Sep 12 14:46:02 +0000 2017
The Voynich manuscript is…. disappointing. Unless this is FAKE NEWS! https://t.co/igu2NLBKxz Tue Sep 12 14:22:10 +0000 2017
Student: “I wasn’t in class last week and am wondering if I missed anything.” Me: “No, lectures are just a formality.” Tue Sep 12 14:16:49 +0000 2017
Rare photo of a young(er) Steve Bannon bannon https://t.co/hAdHHAc7oI Tue Sep 12 14:09:38 +0000 2017
“I’ve pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.” #fb Mon Sep 11 17:40:12 +0000 2017
“You know who’s a genius? Jack Worcestershire. Had a terrible name. Created a terrible sauce. Made a fortune.” #fb Mon Sep 11 17:34:27 +0000 2017
Woman Who Verbally Attacked Jagmeet Singh Tied to Rise Canada https://t.co/wPJhV8usAR Mon Sep 11 16:31:57 +0000 2017
Good morning https://t.co/8209dE5xS4 Mon Sep 11 13:42:33 +0000 2017
“CIA informant claimed Hitler survived WWII.” #unlikely https://t.co/G84zPeqrKd https://t.co/YcLKaoMiw3 Mon Sep 11 13:40:35 +0000 2017
https://t.co/gQYEiX9PI3 Mon Sep 11 13:38:03 +0000 2017
I swear, I thought this said, “Why not take home an ABORIGINAL”. https://t.co/eRr7zhXhbn Sun Sep 10 18:45:14 +0000 2017
3 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Sep 10 10:04:40 +0000 2017
Hey My Best Workboots thanks for the follow! Sun Sep 10 05:30:49 +0000 2017
RT @canadiancynic: Interesting that @CPC_HQ’s strategy is openly and unashamedly appealing to racists, bigots, scientific illiterates and g… Sat Sep 09 19:53:57 +0000 2017
Hey R function a day thanks for the follow! Sat Sep 09 19:10:23 +0000 2017
Epidemiologist position in Oakville, ON https://t.co/iVw6FOLXnj Fri Sep 08 20:41:45 +0000 2017
Epidemiologist position in Port Hope, ON https://t.co/ORte9VsBOe Fri Sep 08 20:41:17 +0000 2017
Epidemiologist positions in Peterborough, ON https://t.co/F3QSQUaEZh Fri Sep 08 20:40:48 +0000 2017
Looks like someone needs some salve for this third degree burn https://t.co/iDaZbFJdJw Fri Sep 08 20:09:40 +0000 2017
I do like the term “fecal occult”, though. Makes me picture shitty druids. Fri Sep 08 20:05:47 +0000 2017
https://t.co/Fg2yDYkM2n Fri Sep 08 20:00:22 +0000 2017
Now that I’m over 50, I got that long-awaited letter from Butt Health Canada informing me of my need for a colon cancer screening test. Fri Sep 08 19:57:02 +0000 2017
When racists make translation errors https://t.co/igKxFif0jm Fri Sep 08 17:02:43 +0000 2017
The Hollow Courage of Bill Maher https://t.co/WMbtLjnpMG Fri Sep 08 14:15:53 +0000 2017
Hey Hallel Silverman thanks for the follow! Fri Sep 08 12:10:44 +0000 2017
Separated at Birth, part 135 https://t.co/dJ2eXUsz46 https://t.co/CJPyWYpLla Fri Sep 08 07:38:48 +0000 2017
It’s 1:AM and I’m suddenly craving paneer tikka masala #fb Fri Sep 08 05:04:20 +0000 2017
By bashing Bernie Sanders in her new book, Hillary Clinton proves she still doesn’t get it https://t.co/lS1wWr7OlW Fri Sep 08 03:49:13 +0000 2017
I use @syncdocs to sync all my Google Drive files with laptop, and @backblaze to back it all up. So not concerned by present G-Drive crisis Thu Sep 07 15:35:41 +0000 2017
Saw that “Google Drive” was trending and suddenly realized…. oh shit…. #fb Thu Sep 07 15:33:10 +0000 2017
smh https://t.co/dxx9tek6tL Thu Sep 07 15:32:01 +0000 2017
For you cat people https://t.co/ef7bWxVuSB Thu Sep 07 15:07:03 +0000 2017
“No young adult should… should be blocked from achieving their goal because of financial concerns.” https://t.co/nQ0aT4TpQH Thu Sep 07 14:59:29 +0000 2017
Tuition fees for Canadian degree programs, 2017/2018 https://t.co/eXy2TFTvRi Thu Sep 07 14:58:05 +0000 2017
University tuition fees in Canada jump 3.1% https://t.co/9vmmMyr5XB Thu Sep 07 14:57:11 +0000 2017
@subfornicalorg @brittharr2 Well dogulus is the son of (Ray) Wat, so he is technically Watson, as well Thu Sep 07 12:45:49 +0000 2017
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@s_awde7 Hi. Not really my expertise. I think @drchetanmehta is best equipped Wed Sep 06 19:59:09 +0000 2017
I know I’m 50, since I woke up humming a Little River Band song. #fb Wed Sep 06 15:30:13 +0000 2017
Imma just leave this here https://t.co/rgbvD4HRtY Wed Sep 06 07:09:20 +0000 2017
Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/hYNWOyWgua https://t.co/icOOHUlJT1 Wed Sep 06 05:32:27 +0000 2017
Interesting (free) global health course. Though it’s unclear if you have to get your asses to India and Kenya. https://t.co/004TJpZLGu! Tue Sep 05 23:54:49 +0000 2017
Hey June Pattie thanks for the follow! Tue Sep 05 20:52:42 +0000 2017
Jailbreak! Be free, fish! https://t.co/ZZhOyTUkNm Tue Sep 05 19:07:53 +0000 2017
Hey Women On Business thanks for the follow! Tue Sep 05 15:37:34 +0000 2017
Hey NECSI thanks for the follow! Tue Sep 05 15:03:09 +0000 2017
My personal website gets about 1-5,000 hits per month. But in April of 2011, it got over 45,000 hits!! WTF happened… https://t.co/BJZRmRqeQ2 Tue Sep 05 14:42:15 +0000 2017
Addressing lack of women in STEM careers. Men and women choose different subjects to study in university/college. https://t.co/nmOl6HLhs3 Tue Sep 05 14:21:59 +0000 2017
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Today I learned… that Freeman Dyson is still alive!!! #fb Mon Sep 04 21:23:41 +0000 2017
Is there anything better than leftover Indian food for breakfast? (The answer is no, by the way.) #fb Mon Sep 04 16:23:13 +0000 2017
Does anyone really prefer inbox to gmail? Really? #fb Mon Sep 04 15:34:14 +0000 2017
Careers in Global Health – Thinking Outside of the Box: Webinar on September 14 https://t.co/UmdVArjo2O Mon Sep 04 15:25:23 +0000 2017
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Hey ABCDE Emergencies thanks for the follow! Mon Sep 04 07:48:48 +0000 2017
Sunday night of a long weekend means…. Indian take-out! Whoohoo! #fb Sun Sep 03 21:55:44 +0000 2017
RT @robdelaney: The shittiest person in America is mad at the shittiest person in North Korea. Please draft my children to fight this war.… Sun Sep 03 19:48:18 +0000 2017
Just started watching “Armed Response” with Wesley Snipes, Seth Rollins, and Gene Simmons. This is going to be a winner. #fb Sun Sep 03 19:25:03 +0000 2017
Scott Eastwood looks like Clint Eastwood but sounds like a 12 year old. It’s confusing. #fb Sun Sep 03 17:59:02 +0000 2017
You know, it’s hard to watch these Fast & Furious movies sober #fb Sun Sep 03 17:13:43 +0000 2017
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Hey John Joseph thanks for the follow! Sun Sep 03 01:08:29 +0000 2017
@leleinah gives you that feeling as if you’re “Ceylon away” on the ocean Sat Sep 02 22:27:04 +0000 2017
You know that thing where you have a mountain of work to do, but take a drowsy allergy pill and now can’t do shit? No? Well, I do. Sat Sep 02 18:56:04 +0000 2017
Note to self: invent new fusion Indian dish for artsy vegetarian snobs called, “Jackson Pollock paneer” Sat Sep 02 18:55:08 +0000 2017
My Kontinuum frequency https://t.co/sz6RulqJ4C Sat Sep 02 13:52:18 +0000 2017
Newmarket based Epidemiologist position https://t.co/OblUPhYL0m Fri Sep 01 20:20:02 +0000 2017
Separated at Birth, part 134 https://t.co/6jqlbfU3Ey Fri Sep 01 17:53:28 +0000 2017
Does Joel Osteen look like Mary Tyler Moore to anyone else? Fri Sep 01 17:43:52 +0000 2017
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This will be useful when the Trumpocalypse comes and we need to retreat off the grid https://t.co/TuFTz5eGjn Fri Sep 01 17:32:22 +0000 2017
RT @dog_rates: This is Dakota. He accomplished a lot his first time outside. Found stick, nibbled stick, licked grass, AND contemplated his… Fri Sep 01 17:16:38 +0000 2017
“No wonder the sun never set in the British Empire, because not even God could trust the English in the dark.” -Shashi Tharoor #fb Fri Sep 01 15:39:42 +0000 2017
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Here’s a pic of me and Bob MacDonald from Quirks & Quarks https://t.co/mcFBSacGMw Fri Sep 01 03:19:14 +0000 2017