Twitter Tweets from 4-1-18 to 4-30-18

Archived Twitter tweets from 2018-04-01 to 2018-04-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • Here is @DogulusPrime waiting for @brittharr2 to come home from a 24 hour shift https://t.co/znnolefk3O Mon Apr 30 23:56:38 +0000 2018
  • just had a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. It was DELICIOUS. Mon Apr 30 16:29:30 +0000 2018
  • Hey A Strong Canada thanks for the follow! Mon Apr 30 16:21:13 +0000 2018
  • When tuition is unaffordable, some part-time professors live hand-to-mouth, and lower administrative staff are incr… https://t.co/5tF7fSQ7WZ Mon Apr 30 15:37:03 +0000 2018
  • This was sent to me by a homosexual Muslim who went to preschool https://t.co/jVPBvL2LxL Mon Apr 30 15:31:37 +0000 2018
  • Yes! Need more focus on education opportunities for low income people in Ontario https://t.co/943EJ5X1wN Mon Apr 30 14:05:51 +0000 2018
  • RT @brittharr2: My Kindle Book on How to get into #MedicalSchool (in #Canada), written by yours truly. $6.00! #premed Perfect for 1-2nd yea… Mon Apr 30 14:03:50 +0000 2018
  • “Listen, kid, blink if you’re not a lamp.” https://t.co/Kw7IxlFQN6 Mon Apr 30 03:48:18 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/4L5SpCQcHP Mon Apr 30 02:26:06 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/aYO8hIzsJt Mon Apr 30 02:18:52 +0000 2018
  • I think the word Endodontics is hilarious. It’s like you’ve got teeth in your butt. Sun Apr 29 17:16:44 +0000 2018
  • Unfortunate that one can Google the amino acid “proline” and instead be sent to a sports betting site. Sun Apr 29 04:05:06 +0000 2018
  • 2 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Apr 29 01:28:33 +0000 2018
  • .@brittharr2 ‘s book on how to get into medical school is now live on Amazon https://t.co/vZ0UhTzqt5 https://t.co/9wJJIqvw8c Sat Apr 28 21:41:18 +0000 2018
  • Never let your girlfriend cut your hair https://t.co/hXRGQk18y5 https://t.co/fugmcUOPH7 Sat Apr 28 19:22:50 +0000 2018
  • RT @IonaItalia: Tip: if you want to argue against a set of ideas, argue with someone who genuinely holds them. Can’t find anyone? Look hard… Sat Apr 28 16:48:09 +0000 2018
  • Jeebus, Ronan Farrow looks more like Frank SInatra every day. Um, can we deny it anymore? Sat Apr 28 14:59:17 +0000 2018
  • Thoughts: (1) Why is this dog walker rollice dice? (2) Why does poop and/or dice give this dog walker a boner? (3)… https://t.co/KkP4bV060D Sat Apr 28 14:37:39 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/1JysPsRO11 Sat Apr 28 14:29:04 +0000 2018
  • Hey Juice Guru thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 28 09:44:18 +0000 2018
  • Hey Panoply thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 27 17:19:05 +0000 2018
  • Had to leave him alone for a bit today. This is the face of realization of betrayal. https://t.co/vBuydJSbHI Fri Apr 27 03:24:35 +0000 2018
  • Amazon delivery peeps now send you a photo of the package they left by your door… just immediately before your ne… https://t.co/kCfdBWHjh3 Thu Apr 26 18:00:05 +0000 2018
  • RT @realMatMolina: Turns out @realDonaldTrump looks exactly like this Spanish woman. I bet he’d love it if everyone retweeted this. https:/… Thu Apr 26 15:40:42 +0000 2018
  • interesting perspective https://t.co/xnK9vCI6p1 Thu Apr 26 15:36:40 +0000 2018
  • RT @spookydrunks: We’re watching a horror movie and he’s hugging the blanket for dear life @dog_rates https://t.co/TjKsioTPzW Thu Apr 26 15:35:10 +0000 2018
  • I will die a happy man if one day, on Star Trek, someone says, “We need to wipe out the Klingons circling Uranus!” Thu Apr 26 15:29:27 +0000 2018
  • This dude came from the future to warn Kanye not to torpedo his career… and was too late. https://t.co/4rQCgWunV6 Thu Apr 26 13:05:03 +0000 2018
  • It’s disturbing how much toilet bowl cleaner smells like toothpaste. Thu Apr 26 05:01:40 +0000 2018
  • one person followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Apr 25 22:31:10 +0000 2018
  • Because I clearly like wasting money, I sent my DNA out to have my biological age measured epigenetically. Turns ou… https://t.co/VgbslodZ7C Wed Apr 25 21:01:30 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/6NCeA0EZBv Wed Apr 25 20:50:02 +0000 2018
  • I just got a robocall from Chicago. In Chinese. Wed Apr 25 18:36:59 +0000 2018
  • Flashing back to being a kid in New York City, walking by the Latvian Consulate on the East Side and thinking it ac… https://t.co/14eQOkqYAY Wed Apr 25 13:52:53 +0000 2018
  • Sitting alone in a mostly empty movie theater. Every time someone comes in, it’s like “Keep walking… Keep walking… https://t.co/3xJo46Wwsn Wed Apr 25 01:00:44 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots but no genitalia Tue Apr 24 21:15:01 +0000 2018
  • So #TorontoStong is a trending hashtag. Yes, you read that right. But apparently no one else did. Tue Apr 24 16:26:51 +0000 2018
  • Well this is new. I’m at a professors’ meeting where there are too few chairs, too much food, and no coffee at all.… https://t.co/iXHrFqzC52 Tue Apr 24 16:25:31 +0000 2018
  • (Un)happiness is… opening up your laptop in the middle of a super-serious meeting of the professors’ union, and s… https://t.co/tZV3N87k02 Tue Apr 24 16:21:06 +0000 2018
  • Hey Sean Hashmi, M.D. thanks for the follow! Tue Apr 24 15:14:24 +0000 2018
  • “Dear Humanities Profs: We Are the Problem” https://t.co/c6oX2Bh7Wi Tue Apr 24 12:23:22 +0000 2018
  • Academics are too scared to laugh. https://t.co/g5qq5n19s2 Tue Apr 24 12:22:00 +0000 2018
  • Want More College Students to Graduate? Fix the High Schools https://t.co/ASMpcyTXpr Tue Apr 24 12:18:41 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/U3NhUyAsnS Tue Apr 24 11:53:52 +0000 2018
  • RT @JamesGunn: Set photo from #InfinityWar. https://t.co/LTv9jrkAtl Tue Apr 24 03:46:50 +0000 2018
  • The rising cost of high-income administrators at York https://t.co/6vymwib7xI Mon Apr 23 18:07:50 +0000 2018
  • Why don’t these poorly educated jobless types stop having so many kids? https://t.co/vbcEWgi58H Mon Apr 23 13:08:51 +0000 2018
  • RT @jilltwiss: I sincerely need to start using the phrase “Not according to my I.Q.” more https://t.co/VEHHaKNEp0 Mon Apr 23 13:05:16 +0000 2018
  • RT @AcademiaObscura: True story. https://t.co/CEh28aR570 Mon Apr 23 13:03:42 +0000 2018
  • 2 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Apr 22 21:28:47 +0000 2018
  • This is difficult to watch. Fat Elvis doing “Unchained Melody” live. Looks like he’s about to explode. https://t.co/trh14tFvss Sun Apr 22 20:22:52 +0000 2018
  • “This essay investigates a period from 2010 to 2014 in which Beyoncé covertly celebrates mutual marital analingus w… https://t.co/Sm1VOppp0L Sun Apr 22 18:20:21 +0000 2018
  • Me, when someone mentions the TV industry term, “backdoor pilot” https://t.co/3QzwpqTTcI Sun Apr 22 16:27:11 +0000 2018
  • Bill Maher still grates on me. But this article has it right: we need him. He holds both sides accountable. https://t.co/RLhPlgU2hT Sun Apr 22 13:50:26 +0000 2018
  • Nice to see young Brezhnev getting into th spirit Sun Apr 22 13:46:02 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/0q2PP6gtqv Sun Apr 22 13:15:47 +0000 2018
  • “Don’t hire a lawyer who looks like a dog you just caught eating a tampon out of the trash.” – Bill Maher https://t.co/kiBqdWAuRC Sun Apr 22 06:47:34 +0000 2018
  • “The proper response of a free people to trolls is indifference, which denies them the attention they crave.” https://t.co/EHt4GzK3Qy Sun Apr 22 05:52:48 +0000 2018
  • I gave a lecture to 2nd year medical students yesterday. I mentioned Bob Geldof, The Who, and the Nuremberg trials.… https://t.co/557j6kOAZX Sun Apr 22 05:25:38 +0000 2018
  • Lecturer just asked a room filled with 20 year old Canadians, “Who remembers Pol Pot?” Dude. Sat Apr 21 17:14:03 +0000 2018
  • @bumblebrie i dont mind them wasting time and money calling people who would never vote for them anyway Sat Apr 21 17:07:32 +0000 2018
  • I suspect Kanye West might just be a random sentence generator https://t.co/Wj7rO2L8i2 Sat Apr 21 16:56:07 +0000 2018
  • RT @rabihalameddine: Things you should know but didn’t know you needed to know before knowing: https://t.co/nVxzidMuB8 Sat Apr 21 16:54:13 +0000 2018
  • I just uploaded ‘ Facebook suicide memorial pages: Are they in compliance with WHO’s suicide media …’ to @academia! https://t.co/jBLtU3cCsv Sat Apr 21 16:47:29 +0000 2018
  • Just got a robocall from the Ontario Conservative Party. Man, whoever sold them that call list really got away with some fraud. Sat Apr 21 15:50:32 +0000 2018
  • RT @AcademiaObscura: Glad we cleared that up. https://t.co/BnPTsWO6Xe Sat Apr 21 15:37:27 +0000 2018
  • RT @IonaItalia: Me: Oppose both far right AND hard left ideas wherever & whenever you find them. People of Twitter: NO!!! We won’t! First w… Sat Apr 21 15:36:54 +0000 2018
  • Interesting. Live data on gender gap in sciences, based I think on who publishes papers. https://t.co/ktieyTx2z9 Fri Apr 20 18:49:54 +0000 2018
  • Laurier U to release statement on freedom of speech. This is a positive development. Though I would prefer all uni… https://t.co/HbSqhNKPHy Fri Apr 20 18:48:12 +0000 2018
  • RT @IonaItalia: Them: You freeze peach types are hypocrites. Bet you won’t defend the free speech of [this person I think you won’t like.]… Fri Apr 20 16:29:48 +0000 2018
  • Hey shawarma place, I’m onto you. Your “brown rice” is just coloured white rice! (No, that’s not a metaphor.) Fri Apr 20 16:13:32 +0000 2018
  • RT @ass_deans: Our school has one famous alumnus, so let’s use her on all our promotional materials. Our grads who are still unemployed nee… Fri Apr 20 15:23:35 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/hmuIZWHxUH Fri Apr 20 14:53:15 +0000 2018
  • Hey Wayne Z. Turner thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 19 20:38:04 +0000 2018
  • Antifa training video is some of the most unintentionally funny shit I’ve seen in a long time. https://t.co/qhewZQjx4p Thu Apr 19 20:31:09 +0000 2018
  • Boooo https://t.co/yMz1TzlKa9 Thu Apr 19 19:51:28 +0000 2018
  • Enjoying the @joerogan podcast with @SamHarrisOrg and @MaajidNawaz… But why is Joe doing most of the talking? Thu Apr 19 19:49:18 +0000 2018
  • I consider myself a free speech absolutist. It is possible to be such a thing and simultaneously to be consistent w… https://t.co/WTi0e2o21r Thu Apr 19 18:44:28 +0000 2018
  • RT @ggreenwald: I hope people take note of the right-wing commentators who are defending the free speech rights of this leftist Arab profes… Thu Apr 19 18:25:17 +0000 2018
  • With all the recent rush to assure diversity in higher education, I think we should remember that the single bigges… https://t.co/PzfUPSzWbg Thu Apr 19 18:05:32 +0000 2018
  • @ottawanag It’s why I celebrate affirmative action but decry quota systems that exclude candidates because their gr… https://t.co/44eUOo6dbS Thu Apr 19 16:11:39 +0000 2018
  • RT @KelliParker: The entire morning shift at my regular @Starbucks was staffed by people of color today. Boycott them if you must but pleas… Thu Apr 19 16:09:36 +0000 2018
  • RT @DavidAFrench: Does this even need to be said? Public universities should NOT “investigate” professors even for the most vile of stateme… Thu Apr 19 15:59:42 +0000 2018
  • RT @ass_deans: You writing is more polemic and ideological than anything resembling actual research. That’s why I think you’d be perfect fo… Thu Apr 19 15:54:47 +0000 2018
  • 4 people followed me and 6 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VjCeC Thu Apr 19 15:49:02 +0000 2018
  • “Most of the world doesn’t think the way you do, which doesn’t make them bad, just different. Try empathy on for size.” – Johnny Oleksinki Thu Apr 19 13:25:48 +0000 2018
  • Congratulations to my superstar colleague Dr Angel Foster for receiving the inaugural Leadership Award from the Can… https://t.co/j8pSuO7Dg4 Thu Apr 19 01:02:31 +0000 2018
  • RT @ass_deans: Your research isn’t all that great and your teaching is just OK, but your virtue signaling on social media is an A+. I love… Wed Apr 18 22:34:48 +0000 2018
  • “It’s just like Gandhi said: Eat whatever you want and do whatever. And don’t be afraid to hit each other.” – Peter Griffin Wed Apr 18 22:06:51 +0000 2018
  • Hey Lothar Birkner thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 18 21:23:09 +0000 2018
  • Maybe by keeping rates steady for the short term, Bank of Canada is tell us all to LOCK IN our debt repayment rates NOW before the spike? Wed Apr 18 14:39:51 +0000 2018
  • Every now and then a journal commissions me to write an “expert” article for them. It’s a butt load of work, but my… https://t.co/I4J7vxhE2K Wed Apr 18 14:23:18 +0000 2018
  • Good idea: “York U students’ Indigenous Friends App set to expand social network for Indigenous students.” Our rese… https://t.co/A5ZrmwXQmW Wed Apr 18 14:01:12 +0000 2018
  • Inflation has been almost nonexistent in Canada for so many years. Is it about to explode on us? Wed Apr 18 13:56:14 +0000 2018
  • Are you holding on to your shorts, Canada? Interest rates are about to go up in about 10 minutes… Wed Apr 18 13:55:24 +0000 2018
  • RT @ass_deans: If it doesn’t need to be fixed, you break it. Wed Apr 18 13:43:19 +0000 2018
  • Hey, India, when did child rape and murder become normalized as political expression? Get your shit together! Wed Apr 18 13:42:31 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/Hchf839Mdz Wed Apr 18 13:32:48 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/CMKnSsrdcE Wed Apr 18 13:32:12 +0000 2018
  • words https://t.co/Ajm44u0ock Wed Apr 18 13:23:08 +0000 2018
  • Reading the President’s tweets. https://t.co/liXfjTWRfI Wed Apr 18 13:20:15 +0000 2018
  • Don’t fall for this. https://t.co/cWASThZYxk Wed Apr 18 12:42:51 +0000 2018
  • “I am raising money to fulfill a life long dream of mine, to bathe in KFC gravy” https://t.co/BaNAPlSOxJ Wed Apr 18 12:27:13 +0000 2018
  • If you just read the first line, it’s kind of nerdishly curious. Then you read the rest, and GAHHH!… https://t.co/5StmRjaWsu Wed Apr 18 12:23:38 +0000 2018
  • For those who get this, I salute you. https://t.co/lc2FAEgjD6 Wed Apr 18 12:18:37 +0000 2018
  • Have scientists created/discovered an enzyme that eats plastic? I hope it eats all the refuse plastic in the world… https://t.co/GlEJ0NnX5P Wed Apr 18 11:47:46 +0000 2018
  • Today’s revelation: the 2nd law of thermodynamics applies to online discussions… they will always devolve into ch… https://t.co/lM7eOgroqa Wed Apr 18 11:43:38 +0000 2018
  • Centennial College to offer free feminine hygiene products. Gives a new meaning to the term, “free period.” https://t.co/QhwCferVBD Wed Apr 18 11:29:50 +0000 2018
  • When I heard than an Indian professor was trading grades for sex, I rolled my eyes. Well here we go again. Another… https://t.co/EjZvkhd9Q2 Wed Apr 18 06:09:45 +0000 2018
  • Caitlyn Jenner, Melania Trump, Janice Dickenson. No, I can’t tell either. https://t.co/wEQuq3MK2Q Wed Apr 18 05:59:20 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/QTWMWAM3bx Wed Apr 18 05:54:20 +0000 2018
  • Having flashbacks to 8 years ago when I brought the game “Rock Band” to my parents’ house for Xmas. Got my 70 year… https://t.co/4Z805HxGlD Wed Apr 18 04:48:52 +0000 2018
  • What comes around, goes around, Jones. I’m all in favour of free speech. But there are consequences to lying. “Sand… https://t.co/MHTRXMsNz8 Tue Apr 17 20:37:21 +0000 2018
  • @vadum Don’t do it. It’s not the same. It will make you sad. Tue Apr 17 20:34:36 +0000 2018
  • @vadum @StormyDaniels you think that was 80s? This singer was Hexum’s GF when he died. Now THIS is 80s… https://t.co/SS4bmrNKWN Tue Apr 17 20:19:58 +0000 2018
  • @vadum @StormyDaniels https://t.co/hHntTWIdGD Tue Apr 17 20:07:52 +0000 2018
  • @Robertvharrison you play a prominent role in one of these three short films about @DogulusPrime https://t.co/XFzMaCxy3k Tue Apr 17 19:41:03 +0000 2018
  • Let’s assume that this was because of @brittharr2 https://t.co/RIEdsfkGqW Tue Apr 17 19:04:58 +0000 2018
  • I don’t understand why nerdy lawyers don’t hold Ent moots. Tue Apr 17 18:12:35 +0000 2018
  • As @javiercha says, “Korean Studies” might disappear real soon…. https://t.co/TH8IajSnxL Tue Apr 17 17:39:07 +0000 2018
  • Latest co-authored paper with my former student Gabrielle Dupuis, “Facebook suicide memorial pages: Are they in com… https://t.co/4YA9ej8vD8 Tue Apr 17 15:30:04 +0000 2018
  • Climate change IDRC student fellowship. Deadline June 20, 2018 https://t.co/CRJRa2QLGg Tue Apr 17 15:28:05 +0000 2018
  • RT @DrDebraSoh: Discrimination against Asians in the name of campus diversity is not acceptable — my latest column @globeandmail https://t… Tue Apr 17 12:55:47 +0000 2018
  • @Kutchinbird That’s not funny. You’re using Twitter for non funny purposes. You’re worse than Hitler. Tue Apr 17 11:30:22 +0000 2018
  • RT @stephenjmolloy: Waiter: How did you find your meal, sir? Me: Yeah, it was nice. Waiter: That’s not what I meant and you know it. Me:… Tue Apr 17 11:27:34 +0000 2018
  • Hey Optimum Publishing International thanks for the follow! Tue Apr 17 03:18:04 +0000 2018
  • @luciaeyzaguirre That sounds vaguely rapey Mon Apr 16 23:06:07 +0000 2018
  • RT @IonaItalia: Imho, consensual sex work should be completely legalised, unionised (for those who wish), regulated. I’m a prude (#PrudeP… Mon Apr 16 23:05:47 +0000 2018
  • RT @brittharr2: https://t.co/XTIu7728i4 My 7 minutes of fame. Mon Apr 16 23:05:05 +0000 2018
  • Hey nudgg thanks for the follow! Mon Apr 16 20:58:10 +0000 2018
  • . @DogulusPrime is attempting to bury a bone on my crotch. I can’t make this shit up. Mon Apr 16 20:10:02 +0000 2018
  • Just received this text message. It is clearly a scam. Don’t fall for this, people. https://t.co/gq2VrxAM9F Mon Apr 16 15:52:25 +0000 2018
  • Just arrived in Hamilton to see @DogulusPrime . Took him outside. Peed and pooped instantly. Now it’s his turn. Mon Apr 16 15:47:22 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots “Tell me about your education.” “So, I went to school at…” “Tell me about your last job.” “So, my las… https://t.co/41hnEnbsjn Mon Apr 16 14:55:26 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots It’s annoying. I play a game when watching Shark Tank. I count the number of times a candidate DOESN’T… https://t.co/YsxuSPoaET Mon Apr 16 14:37:26 +0000 2018
  • “I hate Twitter. Why do I want to read conversations backwards?” – @HighPitchMatty Mon Apr 16 14:32:00 +0000 2018
  • Hey AngelInvestBoston thanks for the follow! Mon Apr 16 03:18:26 +0000 2018
  • No disrespect to Sam Harris, but his voice sounds like that awkward guy at parties who tries to look comfortable talking to a house plant. Mon Apr 16 02:07:25 +0000 2018
  • I found my grade 8 report card. All A’s, of course, except for…. wait for it… “Art” and “Phys Ed”. https://t.co/5vcyoSfQTT Mon Apr 16 02:01:12 +0000 2018
  • I found my grade 8 report card. All A’s, of course, except for…. wait for it… “Art” and “Phys Ed”. Mon Apr 16 02:01:05 +0000 2018
  • @scowlyguy I pronounce it “moksha”, as should every good Hindu. So there. Mon Apr 16 01:54:50 +0000 2018
  • Two more things that annoy me… (1) People who pronounce NASA like “Nassau”; and (2) People who start answers to questions with, “So…” Mon Apr 16 01:44:30 +0000 2018
  • Hey HSS students of James Gomes’s environmental health class, my photos from your #glycoltownhall event from March… https://t.co/HqvJrP9iEO Mon Apr 16 01:31:30 +0000 2018
  • Hey Anthony Treas, MPH thanks for the follow! Mon Apr 16 00:58:28 +0000 2018
  • Hey Good Body/Brain thanks for the follow! Mon Apr 16 00:53:07 +0000 2018
  • Whenever I read about “free radicals” in nutrition texts, I imagine a bunch of hippies escaped from prison. Mon Apr 16 00:46:08 +0000 2018
  • RT @kiranshawftpl: Science is the search for truth, that is the effort to understand the world: it involves the rejection of bias, of dogma… Sun Apr 15 19:39:26 +0000 2018
  • ha ha https://t.co/673mt5UdXj Sun Apr 15 19:29:25 +0000 2018
  • @samneeta Hello, Mr Khanwalker, I notice that you are mentioned in this product testimonial:… https://t.co/17urPk50aS Sun Apr 15 18:59:10 +0000 2018
  • Best online comment I’ve yet seen: “Clearly this is the fault of the liberal/conservative Bush/Obama people with th… https://t.co/rCGWiWOxY3 Sun Apr 15 18:47:00 +0000 2018
  • Watching Blade Trinity. They don’t even try to hide the fact that it’s all filmed in Vancouver. Funny how American… https://t.co/2VOSO6Veqc Sat Apr 14 22:11:08 +0000 2018
  • Decided to procrastinate and watch Blade 3 (because it’s trending on Netflix and I’m weak). Saw that Triple H is a… https://t.co/SniHkDJJDt Sat Apr 14 21:40:21 +0000 2018
  • Hey Spiraldancer thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 14 19:45:41 +0000 2018
  • @spiraldancer2 @brittharr2 Enjoy his youtube channel: https://t.co/jjoPpA1l0Z Sat Apr 14 18:03:16 +0000 2018
  • Ottawa-based position for a health economist https://t.co/bolnWIWpJf Sat Apr 14 15:05:36 +0000 2018
  • Hey Murray Newlands thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 14 08:25:07 +0000 2018
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/eP6xavFUcD Effectiveness of EDTA Chelation Therapy Part 2 | Analogue Wall Motion Studies Sat Apr 14 00:20:09 +0000 2018
  • “Stop training people to be more accepting of diversity. It’s too conceptual, and it doesn’t work… Instead, train… https://t.co/ZFwAmkUiPV Fri Apr 13 20:57:36 +0000 2018
  • “Paul Bernardo” is trending on Twitter and for a second I feared he had escaped or was let out of prison. *shivers* Fri Apr 13 20:40:46 +0000 2018
  • Today’s brute force attack on my websites was brought to you by….. Amsterdam. Fri Apr 13 19:47:20 +0000 2018
  • Hey https://t.co/nGjRUW3Smj thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 13 15:20:37 +0000 2018
  • RT @brittharr2: Here’s a personal story by @TorontoStar @MetroNewsCanada about being unmatched to residency after 14 interviews. 2016 was a… Fri Apr 13 13:29:45 +0000 2018
  • . @brittharr2 is in @TorontoStar today about the medical stuff https://t.co/1Xghzc4xeu Fri Apr 13 12:14:10 +0000 2018
  • Hey BDS Unmasked 🇮🇱 thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 13 07:05:58 +0000 2018
  • Some people deserve worse than Hell https://t.co/sZ1z5h5SfD Thu Apr 12 12:51:53 +0000 2018
  • The word “massive” bothers me. It technically means “having mass” (so even the tiniest objects are massive). But no… https://t.co/1YueK6A3kR Thu Apr 12 12:35:28 +0000 2018
  • That look when I’m not sure if my uber driver knows how to drive 😮 Thu Apr 12 12:02:43 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots I blame a successful Raywat Awareness Day Wed Apr 11 22:05:29 +0000 2018
  • Today’s brute force attack on my websites is brought to you by Yaroslavl, Russia. Wed Apr 11 17:46:57 +0000 2018
  • RT @JeffYoung: tfw you aren’t being grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee https://t.co/0gbOmDtJq8 Wed Apr 11 17:39:36 +0000 2018
  • Separated at Birth, part 143 https://t.co/Rso7HUT5pS https://t.co/qTdERUhmb5 Wed Apr 11 14:14:04 +0000 2018
  • 5 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Apr 11 13:02:57 +0000 2018
  • Today I realized that Mel Gibson was 29 when he did “Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome.” What? He looked in his 40s! Tue Apr 10 22:16:57 +0000 2018
  • So I just got tenure and HR invites me to attend a workshop on planning for my retirement. Great. Tue Apr 10 20:28:01 +0000 2018
  • Just had the most Indian of North American snacks: peanut butter & honey on a chapati. Tue Apr 10 17:48:58 +0000 2018
  • On a conference call with someone named “Gary Potter.” Gotta stop snickering. Tue Apr 10 17:16:05 +0000 2018
  • I want this to be real https://t.co/U4qEatF85v Tue Apr 10 16:09:53 +0000 2018
  • Been there https://t.co/acdZmRLv67 Tue Apr 10 12:21:39 +0000 2018
  • Shut up, it’s a joke. https://t.co/4JDitl43rQ Tue Apr 10 12:19:12 +0000 2018
  • Today’s brute force attacks brought to you by…. Egypt? Tue Apr 10 12:17:10 +0000 2018
  • The Danish National Symphony Orchestra is bad-ass…. and sexy https://t.co/tgSYEKQZBC Tue Apr 10 05:17:08 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/XydsbjC0lF Tue Apr 10 05:11:25 +0000 2018
  • RT @pollythompsonn_: I met this dog and asked it’s owner for a photo. Baxter (the dog) saw my phone, sat down and smiled. Again, we do not… Tue Apr 10 05:08:46 +0000 2018
  • Hey https://t.co/FJCxt9bolz thanks for the follow! Tue Apr 10 01:02:00 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/VjMCyqyu1w Mon Apr 09 22:42:26 +0000 2018
  • Hey Andrea Zukowski thanks for the follow! Mon Apr 09 21:46:10 +0000 2018
  • RT @historylvrsclub: а policewoman chases a gang of skinny dippers down the street at Hyde Park, 1926. https://t.co/tKRRCKmNuq Mon Apr 09 18:44:09 +0000 2018
  • RT @TheTweetOfGod: Mars. I should have gone with Mars. Mon Apr 09 18:42:47 +0000 2018
  • Yep, Russian hackers just attempted to brute force into one of my websites again. This is…. fascinating. Mon Apr 09 15:20:56 +0000 2018
  • So you’re saying I shouldn’t be speaking at the Global Conference on Excellence in the Field of Superbness? https://t.co/3uTQjrcoPT Mon Apr 09 15:03:17 +0000 2018
  • .@SigalBenPorath “The bar for legally labeling something as hate speech is high. ‘And if there are doubts we should… https://t.co/xW2T7lgt6q Mon Apr 09 15:00:48 +0000 2018
  • The music played in coffee shops in Montreal is superior to that played anywhere else in the world. Mon Apr 09 14:59:15 +0000 2018
  • Remember back when reading a novel wasn’t a divisive ideological social statement? Mon Apr 09 14:19:30 +0000 2018
  • Dear Montreal, do you a little bit cooler today? That’s because I just arrived. Mon Apr 09 12:23:36 +0000 2018
  • Seeing Ottawa via rail station renovations for the first time. Very nice. Mon Apr 09 10:25:30 +0000 2018
  • @brittharr2 go to sleep Mon Apr 09 08:47:20 +0000 2018
  • RT @historylvrsclub: Lаte 1960s, Economy Class Seating on a Pan-Am 747 https://t.co/6nSFwA28V8 Mon Apr 09 08:44:34 +0000 2018
  • RT @_youhadonejob1: I wonder what happened to the first one? https://t.co/VbyT6oIaRh Mon Apr 09 08:44:00 +0000 2018
  • After Russian hackers put annoying malware on the @sciencemonkeyca website, I’m pleased to announce that my discoun… https://t.co/PxmKcFKRq6 Mon Apr 09 05:27:22 +0000 2018
  • Formatting a paper to submit to a journal. There’s a recurring phrase that has the superscript citations, “3,4,6,8”… https://t.co/c1NKWqKr1k Mon Apr 09 05:25:00 +0000 2018
  • I just discovered “The Iron Maidens.” Awesome. Mon Apr 09 02:50:17 +0000 2018
  • In the era of MMA, I have a hard time stomaching the cartoonish Shane-O-Mac matches #WrestleMania Mon Apr 09 02:05:29 +0000 2018
  • My finishing move is the “peer review” https://t.co/Kx7xXoRKPj Mon Apr 09 02:04:25 +0000 2018
  • Man, Shane, those were some fake looking punches #WrestleMania Mon Apr 09 01:57:25 +0000 2018
  • Do you realize there’s only a 5 year age difference between The Undertaker and Shane McMahon? #WrestleMania Mon Apr 09 01:51:26 +0000 2018
  • Corey Graves’s look just annoys the shit out of me. Probably because I’m jealous of his fucking handsomeness. #WrestleMania Mon Apr 09 01:44:37 +0000 2018
  • The Undertaker and I are the same age. Why does he look 20 years older? #Wrestlemania Mon Apr 09 01:36:31 +0000 2018
  • Hey if Ronda Rousey can become a professional wrestler, maybe C.M. Punk can, too! #wrestlemania Mon Apr 09 01:30:44 +0000 2018
  • So how many times is the Undertaker going to retire? #wrestlemania Mon Apr 09 01:26:24 +0000 2018
  • Was that 1984 CGI they just used for the lightning bolts? #wrestlemania Mon Apr 09 01:24:10 +0000 2018
  • Why is John Cena wrestling Zach Galifianakis ?? #wrestlemania Mon Apr 09 01:19:50 +0000 2018
  • I haven’t watched wrestling in years. Man, Triple H looks like he lost 50 pounds of muscle #WrestleMania Mon Apr 09 00:48:16 +0000 2018
  • Ronda is a lot more believable as a pro wrestler than as an MMA star in today’s era. Just sayin’. #WrestleMania Mon Apr 09 00:45:15 +0000 2018
  • Ronda has lost, like, 30 pounds #WrestleMania Mon Apr 09 00:42:54 +0000 2018
  • 5 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Apr 08 17:14:07 +0000 2018
  • Haha. I miss Divine. https://t.co/Fdn9GVrk0P Sun Apr 08 14:28:11 +0000 2018
  • Another brute force attack from Russia on my websites. I’m feeling pretty special. Sun Apr 08 12:27:30 +0000 2018
  • Hey Jeff Emmerson thanks for the follow! Sun Apr 08 04:44:06 +0000 2018
  • What should @danawhite do about @TheNotoriousMMA ? Suspend & fine him for 6 mos, then give him Khabib in Russia, wi… https://t.co/M63ZP3YbsG Sat Apr 07 20:44:56 +0000 2018
  • Since I got tenure and promotion I have to go through all my upcoming public lecture announcements and fix some shit https://t.co/zFJWNBk5Wt Sat Apr 07 20:23:48 +0000 2018
  • The presenter keeps pronouncing “statistical” like “testical.” I’m glad to hear she’s excited by her testical significance. Sat Apr 07 17:55:35 +0000 2018
  • My impressive 2nd year undergrad student Tula presents evaluation data from our 2015 global health workshop in Indi… https://t.co/iDDS4lBDx5 Sat Apr 07 17:52:20 +0000 2018
  • My student Tula points out India on the map and misses by a few miles. (In her defence, she was moving at the time… https://t.co/egLcW7eaV4 Sat Apr 07 17:51:37 +0000 2018
  • .@AlexMunter_ is one charming mofo #ISRCH #keynote Sat Apr 07 15:59:48 +0000 2018
  • Keynote is going on about introverts & extroverts. Can we stop it with that nonsense? These fake personality categ… https://t.co/ailjY9j6dz Sat Apr 07 15:44:39 +0000 2018
  • #ufc223 https://t.co/glauAkYx4n Sat Apr 07 13:31:01 +0000 2018
  • “Don’t give teachers guns. Give them a living wage.” -Bill Maher Sat Apr 07 13:04:46 +0000 2018
  • Hey Joan Chandter thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 07 10:44:12 +0000 2018
  • When Khabib talks it reminds me of Lord Humongous from Road Warrior: “Just walk away.” Bone chilling. #ufc223 Sat Apr 07 01:48:57 +0000 2018
  • RT @stipemiocic: I’m in Brooklyn and on weight. I’ll fight @TeamKhabib! Fri Apr 06 18:02:16 +0000 2018
  • Interesting perspective on the trade non-war between China and Trump https://t.co/oPRhVgMLTa Fri Apr 06 15:57:22 +0000 2018
  • I think maybe @TheNotoriousMMA owes @MikeMav22 some $$$, no? #ufc223 Fri Apr 06 15:48:36 +0000 2018
  • Watching the UFC223 weigh-in video now. Nothing is happening. But all I hear is some dude who sounds like he smoked way too much weed. Fri Apr 06 15:36:15 +0000 2018
  • I can’t keep up with all the drama that is UFC223 Fri Apr 06 15:27:04 +0000 2018
  • Math is hard https://t.co/g5KYfqokOv Fri Apr 06 15:14:30 +0000 2018
  • Always unspeakably proud of my high school friend John Young, a little person who runs marathons… https://t.co/AMifH0v6Oc Fri Apr 06 14:44:35 +0000 2018
  • I need to do this for my Google Assistant https://t.co/rVR38Bc7Cm Fri Apr 06 13:41:11 +0000 2018
  • Hey Sarah Walter thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 06 10:44:13 +0000 2018
  • I am officially off the @TheNotoriousMMA Conor McGregor bandwagon. Defended his words and actions too many times, and now I regret it. Thu Apr 05 21:22:35 +0000 2018
  • RT @MMARoasted: Even Jon Jones thinks that Conor McGregor needs to get his life together. Thu Apr 05 21:18:57 +0000 2018
  • My fridge is presently filled with: kombucha, sauerkraut, couscous, and peanutbutter. So this is middle age. Thu Apr 05 15:55:29 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/EUriwYqjTI Thu Apr 05 15:31:25 +0000 2018
  • Hey r/georgism thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 05 15:24:15 +0000 2018
  • RT @RubinReport: Just woke up. Can you guys point me in the direction of a random person I don’t know who said something I might slightly d… Thu Apr 05 15:19:53 +0000 2018
  • “‘What the fuck is a hipster’ ‘It’s a person who dresses like a circus clown.'” -Red Letter Media Thu Apr 05 15:19:13 +0000 2018
  • Now my websites are getting brute force attacks from Haiti. Nice to see I’m getting global attention. Thu Apr 05 14:33:46 +0000 2018
  • As someone who has received the occasional hate mail, I attest that this is a real thing, and it affects academics… https://t.co/6zI9TsMgjy Thu Apr 05 14:23:15 +0000 2018
  • Is the scientific paper obsolete? https://t.co/GiMo5OKYq1 Thu Apr 05 14:20:59 +0000 2018
  • Did my dawn walk this morning. But it’s so freakin’ cold in Ottawa that I had to get my sweet ass to a mall in orde… https://t.co/gReaWTIWYv Thu Apr 05 13:49:48 +0000 2018
  • 3 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Apr 05 13:04:34 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots I believe this is someone’s special day, no? Thu Apr 05 11:27:51 +0000 2018
  • @theflyinggibson I just try to keep my girlfriend and dog happy. That’s hard enough. Thu Apr 05 10:49:17 +0000 2018
  • My sites have been hacked by Russians and the Dutch. So I’ve hired hackers from Pakistan and India to de-hack them.… https://t.co/GcErGDSEr0 Thu Apr 05 01:28:22 +0000 2018
  • Curren brute force attacks on @sciencemonkeyca website are coming from The Netherlands. My Dutch dudes, what did science ever do to you? Thu Apr 05 00:50:17 +0000 2018
  • Hey Matt thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 05 00:39:19 +0000 2018
  • I love Legion and all the artistic risks it takes. But that first episode of season 2 was just… Boring. Thu Apr 05 00:26:49 +0000 2018
  • Do how does Legion afford the rights to so many excellent songs in each of its episodes? Wed Apr 04 23:53:08 +0000 2018
  • And now that it’s me…. the system must work! https://t.co/xUeKp9PUHi Wed Apr 04 23:21:56 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots I do. For traveling. Not for sipping tea at home, Phyllis. Wed Apr 04 22:59:51 +0000 2018
  • Look at this bullshit https://t.co/xuUANzw5dZ Wed Apr 04 22:59:25 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots yeah. in a travel mug. Wed Apr 04 22:56:58 +0000 2018
  • That’s right, people. That day is finally upon us. https://t.co/xvHrHGoSJ3 Wed Apr 04 22:48:42 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots I dub thee Phyillis. Phyllis Stein. Wed Apr 04 22:36:47 +0000 2018
  • RT @_youhadonejob1: Seems legit. https://t.co/NgJUEvM9Rf Wed Apr 04 22:31:17 +0000 2018
  • Every. Single. Time. https://t.co/suuvloTYND Wed Apr 04 22:31:07 +0000 2018
  • I don’t think that word means what you think it means https://t.co/89KTS37ji3 Wed Apr 04 22:29:28 +0000 2018
  • Just logged several brute force attacks on the @CSEBOttawa website… all from Russia. Dear Mr Putin, our student g… https://t.co/2a1y0GoQbs Wed Apr 04 19:42:17 +0000 2018
  • IMHO the solution to lack of inclusion is never more exclusion https://t.co/aVQCqPgaP6 Wed Apr 04 19:25:03 +0000 2018
  • IDRC Doctoral Research Awards 2018. Deadline May 30, 2018: https://t.co/xKgNL6JJvI Wed Apr 04 19:21:35 +0000 2018
  • Dear Masters and PhD students, Government of Canada has a competition for the best International Policy Ideas. Dead… https://t.co/kOQ3an8jpf Wed Apr 04 19:13:14 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/NC5R9HEPjn Wed Apr 04 15:36:29 +0000 2018
  • RT @ass_deans: Just because everyone is in agreement doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have a prolonged discussion about why we all agree. Wed Apr 04 15:32:25 +0000 2018
  • “Ontario teens worried about declining quality of education” Uhhh, they SHOULD be. https://t.co/IKEyqrtryw Wed Apr 04 15:20:22 +0000 2018
  • What? @sapinker was at @uottawa last week and I missed it? Wed Apr 04 14:43:26 +0000 2018
  • Nice. NATO secretary General agrees with @sapinker that there is increasing peace and prosperity in the world. Exac… https://t.co/xS32uEemuV Wed Apr 04 14:42:28 +0000 2018
  • At this morning’s talk by NATO secretary General at @uOttawa https://t.co/2XrwVwofql Wed Apr 04 14:29:06 +0000 2018
  • With the strong security presence here for the NATO secretary General’s talk, and being only brown guy here, I was… https://t.co/6Qvc6nPXj5 Wed Apr 04 14:23:32 +0000 2018
  • What I learned today: today is the 69th birthday of NATO #fb Wed Apr 04 14:13:43 +0000 2018
  • At meeting with @uOttawa President last week, he mentioned his desire to leverage our proximity to government. Host… https://t.co/eqIj2uK9v6 Wed Apr 04 14:05:43 +0000 2018
  • In India, cheating on school exams is an industry. We are not close to that in the West…. but the risk is always… https://t.co/NhjlmiKk0B Wed Apr 04 13:55:37 +0000 2018
  • At a talk by NATO Secretary General. About 100 people present. I count 11 women and 3 visible minorities (including… https://t.co/KmxQ8MpPoD Wed Apr 04 13:51:31 +0000 2018
  • On my way to a talk by the NATO Secretary General. In elevator with what appears to be a high ranking officer in a… https://t.co/J0IUfGuxGr Wed Apr 04 13:50:03 +0000 2018
  • I love deadlifts. But deadlifts don’t love me. Wed Apr 04 13:44:37 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/SskL8CbCYn Wed Apr 04 12:06:17 +0000 2018
  • Photos from yesterday’s Student Research Day at @uOttawaHealthSc Interdisciplinary School of Health Sciences… https://t.co/wJQsqxffpq Wed Apr 04 10:33:15 +0000 2018
  • Hey Amazing In pictures thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 04 03:04:12 +0000 2018
  • In the 1930s it was academics on the Left who were fighting for free speech on campus https://t.co/W9MrnfUzIt Wed Apr 04 00:22:59 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/8HgUk0Bdr5 Tue Apr 03 11:07:31 +0000 2018
  • RT @crockpics: Debbie Harry, 1979 https://t.co/wfx7Mjc9zc Tue Apr 03 00:26:42 +0000 2018
  • @EmilyPrieur In exchange for a free review copy, would you be willing to provide a quote that I can include on the… https://t.co/bqyn1nwlpB Mon Apr 02 22:55:39 +0000 2018
  • RT @TheNotoriousMMA: These fools pull out more times than I do with my dick. Mon Apr 02 21:51:26 +0000 2018
  • I didn’t know Weird Al was in Black Sabbath (3rd from the left) https://t.co/zlgrHY3csG Mon Apr 02 21:05:20 +0000 2018
  • RT @crockpics: Couple on the Woodstock album cover 40 years later https://t.co/KN3ssroGu3 Mon Apr 02 21:03:23 +0000 2018
  • @EmilyPrieur Hmm. Maybe I will add you as a test reader. Mon Apr 02 20:07:49 +0000 2018
  • @EmilyPrieur there are only two groups: communication and analysis. I’m writing an ebook about this. Hope to have… https://t.co/cgbgLZ9KBa Mon Apr 02 19:56:58 +0000 2018
  • Wait, there’s a new Lost in Space? Why is there a new Lost in Space? Mon Apr 02 19:24:30 +0000 2018
  • Same advice I give to students: what *skills* you have acquired each year, and stop worrying so much about your mar… https://t.co/KPFaMORG57 Mon Apr 02 19:17:08 +0000 2018
  • Still fixing the hacks on my sites. Number of continual attempted hacks is now visible to me after installing a bun… https://t.co/UEWeO7jcyl Mon Apr 02 19:07:01 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/2I5mXS2nnw Mon Apr 02 17:27:23 +0000 2018
  • You know it’s a slow day when your biggest accomplishment is the quality of your bathroom visits. Mon Apr 02 17:12:07 +0000 2018
  • RT @meganamram: Most people think Jesus died from crucifixion but he actually died because he had wine for blood Mon Apr 02 16:35:38 +0000 2018
  • “Some bananas are ugly on the outside but beautiful on the inside. And some bananas are lovely on the outside but h… https://t.co/31Eu8We1Nf Mon Apr 02 16:05:59 +0000 2018
  • “Krypton” looks great, sounds great, and is serviceably acted, but I’m not yet convinced that there’s an actual story here. Mon Apr 02 14:41:40 +0000 2018
  • “As I get older and remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself… maybe a career as a tour… https://t.co/4nmfbcsnWZ Mon Apr 02 13:30:25 +0000 2018
  • RT @historylvrsclub: French girl. 1963 https://t.co/ojGy07VzEU Mon Apr 02 13:05:50 +0000 2018
  • Hmm. Retirement ages worldwide vary between men and women. https://t.co/z9P8MqVKQr Mon Apr 02 12:59:01 +0000 2018
  • Argentinian Man Legally Changes Gender So He Can Allegedly Retire Sooner https://t.co/lfdzj7kbHN Mon Apr 02 12:58:34 +0000 2018
  • @thebrengibson @GetIntoGate @SGFansUnited @StargateNow Given that I watch SG-1 EVERY SINGLE DAY, the one episode I… https://t.co/F5PMhCxDa3 Mon Apr 02 12:42:23 +0000 2018
  • 2 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Apr 02 12:24:43 +0000 2018
  • That time I went as a white guy for Hallowe’en https://t.co/nhAMGDEYvf Mon Apr 02 04:02:31 +0000 2018
  • Plus ca change… https://t.co/jX4jpuCATS Mon Apr 02 03:20:43 +0000 2018
  • What I learned today: the world’s biggest producers of bananas are India and….. China? Mon Apr 02 03:12:50 +0000 2018
  • Hey Rhys Gibson thanks for the follow! Mon Apr 02 01:12:26 +0000 2018
  • @GetIntoGate And yes….. the “Seth” moment at the end. Mon Apr 02 00:07:10 +0000 2018
  • @GetIntoGate The end sequence…. you know, “creative use” of the episode titles in otherwise inane, forgettable and repetitive banter 😉 Mon Apr 02 00:02:18 +0000 2018
  • RT @clayroutledge: Why activist academics need to stop promoting the dangerous idea that prejudice and bigotry are rightwing problems as op… Sun Apr 01 18:46:34 +0000 2018
  • Dear conferences that ask for my slides weeks before I’m supposed to actually present: fuck off. Sun Apr 01 18:44:29 +0000 2018
  • . @GetIntoGate listening to the season 3 wrap-up episode whilst riding a public bus in Toronto. I laughed so hard t… https://t.co/9mot8puXlx Sun Apr 01 17:50:35 +0000 2018
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