03Jul
2018
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Twitter Tweets from 5-1-18 to 5-31-18

Archived Twitter tweets from 2018-05-01 to 2018-05-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • 3 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu May 31 21:52:09 +0000 2018
  • Hey The Grill thanks for the follow! Thu May 31 17:53:26 +0000 2018
  • In clinic waiting room. They call my name, but some foolish woman rushes in before I can get up. I can only assume… https://t.co/Q3c4vRqQCr Thu May 31 14:07:24 +0000 2018
  • RT @MsMelChen: You know what’s crazy? #Roseanne actually managed to do something rather impressive. She got a lot of people who purport… Thu May 31 11:44:40 +0000 2018
  • RT @brittharr2: @picardonhealth @fordnation @shawn_whatley @DrJacobsRad I’m meeting with the CEO of my hospital system about the state of o… Thu May 31 11:43:51 +0000 2018
  • Dear Roseanne, I own a lot of Sanofi stock. Stop blaming ambien for your racism. You might make me poor. Wed May 30 23:20:15 +0000 2018
  • Binge watching season 3 of The Expanse because I clearly have more important things I should be doing. Wed May 30 22:48:18 +0000 2018
  • RT @JimCarrey: The “wall” he intends to build is in our hearts. If you help him, you will wear his mark and your reward will be disgrace. h… Wed May 30 22:05:09 +0000 2018
  • RT @SteveStuWill: When the scientific consensus diverges from people’s political beliefs, people change their political beliefs https://t.c… Wed May 30 21:59:24 +0000 2018
  • @CynthiaKMusic8 @brittharr2 @NASA @CdnSpaceSociety I believe Tiangong-2 only has that shape when the Tianzhou-1 spa… https://t.co/MshlW8LIJ2 Wed May 30 02:34:50 +0000 2018
  • @brittharr2 @CynthiaKMusic8 @NASA @CdnSpaceSociety I’m pretty sure it’s the ISS. Check out these images https://t.co/IBT789sw3B Wed May 30 02:25:48 +0000 2018
  • Re-watching The Expanse…. chuckle every time I notice that the Martian embassy is actually University of Toronto… https://t.co/dPiVQeF7fH Tue May 29 19:53:56 +0000 2018
  • RT @ggreenwald: So many of those claiming for the last year to be so concerned about press freedoms have ignored some of the gravest threat… Tue May 29 18:32:26 +0000 2018
  • .@brittharr2 and @DogulusPrime went back to Hamilton this morning, so my home is a little darker and sadder now. On… https://t.co/0HyqkDLmog Tue May 29 15:46:05 +0000 2018
  • RT @SethMacFarlane: As many continue to try to “make America great again” like “the good ol’ days,” here’s a dose of perspective from journ… Tue May 29 11:18:13 +0000 2018
  • RT @AcademicsSay: How to find manuscript typos: 1. Click submit Tue May 29 05:15:03 +0000 2018
  • My lecture from earlier today…. https://t.co/4L2EDWeaFG Tue May 29 02:00:59 +0000 2018
  • Separated at Birth, part 146 https://t.co/NclfsV5rtG Mon May 28 23:44:45 +0000 2018
  • @DavidBilbert @fordnation I would like to hear the dead cat’s position on free trade Mon May 28 23:27:25 +0000 2018
  • RT @ArarMaher: A Muslim saves the life of child in France by climbing to the fourth floor, risking his own life. His religion not mentionne… Mon May 28 23:25:30 +0000 2018
  • ‘in honour of #NationalHamburgerDay I’m having a veggie burger. Because I’m better than you. Mon May 28 21:13:31 +0000 2018
  • @PeterSoroye thanks for being awake! Mon May 28 20:53:07 +0000 2018
  • 3 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon May 28 20:33:34 +0000 2018
  • RT @HPluckrose: Twitter in the last hour: I hope you now understand that you are too stupid to talk. Hi. I see from your avatar that you ar… Mon May 28 16:57:14 +0000 2018
  • Hey Kevin Mercurio thanks for the follow! Mon May 28 16:47:31 +0000 2018
  • “Come to uOttawa and learn the names of fruits and vegetables!” @brittharr2 https://t.co/xuxo0Yontm Mon May 28 16:28:59 +0000 2018
  • Hey Peter Soroye thanks for the follow! Mon May 28 14:52:33 +0000 2018
  • Hey Elizabeth Walden thanks for the follow! Mon May 28 13:22:29 +0000 2018
  • I’m on sabbatical. It’s summertime. Yet I’ve agreed to give a 3 hour lecture this morning. What’s wrong with me? Mon May 28 12:35:34 +0000 2018
  • Not all of my dreams are awesome. Last night I dreamt that one of my grad students came over, clogged my toilet, an… https://t.co/v2B1LhmNSI Mon May 28 12:35:02 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/eCRBIbbD0m Mon May 28 11:44:58 +0000 2018
  • This week #gdpr https://t.co/G41KD0JLdw Mon May 28 11:42:45 +0000 2018
  • Expectations vs reality https://t.co/4okWVQV3Ro Mon May 28 11:41:05 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/XrQIpAjs83 Mon May 28 11:39:26 +0000 2018
  • @ColanMitchell @jordanbpeterson the polarizing discourse around him just makes me sad. He’s not the cause, but a sy… https://t.co/MOQHz8lLeu Mon May 28 11:23:55 +0000 2018
  • @ColanMitchell @jordanbpeterson I honestly don’t know what to think of him. I do know that I would prefer the publi… https://t.co/wYMZ0dxchY Mon May 28 11:10:05 +0000 2018
  • RT @HPluckrose: We would do well to remember that society actually needs health care professionals, educators and social workers every bit… Mon May 28 11:04:58 +0000 2018
  • RT @HPluckrose: If you want to convince women we should favour jobs which focus on things rather than people or that we should care less ab… Mon May 28 11:04:50 +0000 2018
  • RT @HPluckrose: Can we please stop pretending that blank slatists are revolutionaries pushing against reactionary biological essentialists… Mon May 28 11:03:56 +0000 2018
  • Interesting distinction between @jordanbpeterson the online & cultural figure and JBP the teacher & mentor https://t.co/Y7RIYpf6iS Mon May 28 10:47:08 +0000 2018
  • Nice to see the Globe & Mail has re-instated the very first feature I wrote for them back in 2001 https://t.co/hniHKscupK Mon May 28 03:41:45 +0000 2018
  • RT @firemanshaun55: My 4 year old watching the #ONDebate with me just said Oh #DonaldTrump got a haircut! Mon May 28 00:22:09 +0000 2018
  • Wynne looks like she’s doing David Bowie cosplay #ONdebate Sun May 27 23:58:23 +0000 2018
  • Horvath makes it sound like her platform was purchased from ikea #ONdebate Sun May 27 23:56:06 +0000 2018
  • Actually this is more like Doug Ford #ONdebate https://t.co/uPViyOEJnM Sun May 27 23:54:51 +0000 2018
  • Doug Ford #ONdebate https://t.co/xG8jqdDD3N Sun May 27 23:49:57 +0000 2018
  • Wait… For-profit childcare is bad? So babysitters are evil unless they break even? #ONdebate Sun May 27 23:45:38 +0000 2018
  • I would vote for @DogulusPrime for Premier #ONdebate https://t.co/Cx2iLep8No Sun May 27 23:41:44 +0000 2018
  • RT @BiologistDan: On this #MemorialDayWeekend2018 I’d like to remind everyone that animals have died in the name of human wars. https://t.c… Sun May 27 23:38:25 +0000 2018
  • Apparently this election is about Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man #ONdebate Sun May 27 23:37:27 +0000 2018
  • @opalsoap Missing the beard Sun May 27 23:35:47 +0000 2018
  • #ONdebate does that Ottawa question asker work for a formula 1 pit crew? Sun May 27 23:34:38 +0000 2018
  • #ONdebate Dear Ms Horvath, stop interrupting the others! You’re making great points, but the behaviour is off putting! Sun May 27 23:34:00 +0000 2018
  • #ONdebate Horvath doing well tonight but I cringe whenever she interrupts Ford. Just let the buffoon say his nonsense. Sun May 27 23:32:41 +0000 2018
  • Wynne giving good answers but but but…SHE HAD HER CHANCE AND FAILED #ONdebate Sun May 27 23:30:42 +0000 2018
  • @brittharr2 You’re fake news Sun May 27 23:28:43 +0000 2018
  • Aren’t all taxes artificial? #ONdebate Sun May 27 23:28:33 +0000 2018
  • Speaking of green initiatives, I would like the Green party to be in this debate #ONdebate Sun May 27 23:28:16 +0000 2018
  • It’s true. Ontario debt is out of control. The solution is not a big tax break, though. #ONdebate Sun May 27 23:27:29 +0000 2018
  • @brittharr2 Did you just like your own reply? Sun May 27 23:26:19 +0000 2018
  • @brittharr2 All the weirdos are Sun May 27 23:24:52 +0000 2018
  • If Ford keeps calling me his friend, I will expect him to help me move, or at least drive me to the airport #ONdebate Sun May 27 23:23:20 +0000 2018
  • #ONdebate first public question appears to be from a wrestling referee Sun May 27 23:21:53 +0000 2018
  • #ONdebate Wynne is dressed like she came from the future…. A future when she is not Premier Sun May 27 23:21:05 +0000 2018
  • #ONdebate do Ford and Horvath know they are dressed alike? Sun May 27 23:20:31 +0000 2018
  • It’s classless to interrupt your opponent #ONdebate Sun May 27 23:18:57 +0000 2018
  • #ONdebate Dear Ms Wynne, you had your chance. Sun May 27 23:17:42 +0000 2018
  • #ONdebate apparently this election is about Bob Rae Sun May 27 23:16:03 +0000 2018
  • #ONdebate why is Wynne squinting all the time? Sun May 27 23:10:35 +0000 2018
  • #ONdebate Ford looks like a drawing of a hobbit Sun May 27 23:08:43 +0000 2018
  • RT @WokeBrownie: @jetm13 Omg….I think I should call 911. I just saw Doug get murdered in broad daylight #onpoli #ONdebate Sun May 27 23:06:56 +0000 2018
  • RT @AntoniaZ: MY FRIENDS (I forgot the question) AGAIN MY FRIENDS. #ONdebate #DrinkingGame #onelxn #onpoli @FordNation https://t.co/aEuh3N3… Sun May 27 23:06:33 +0000 2018
  • RT @tablogloid: #ONdebate My Doug Ford translator app is not working. Sun May 27 22:57:25 +0000 2018
  • “Any memes that had anything to do with Hitler are absolutely abhorrent.” Yep, this is where we are in 2018. #ONdebate Sun May 27 22:56:49 +0000 2018
  • .@brittharr2 ​: “How many burgers do you think could be made from my body?” Me: “Let me see. If we can get 14 burge… https://t.co/eTeOg9kD7c Sun May 27 20:33:14 +0000 2018
  • @IonaItalia bought a copy for my Dad recently. He’s really enjoying it. Can’t wait to read it myself. Sun May 27 18:05:07 +0000 2018
  • @LuciaEyzaguirre that’s some balanced bull Sun May 27 18:03:39 +0000 2018
  • @nbarrowman that’s because the stats used in bench lab studies is PISS POOR! Sun May 27 17:36:11 +0000 2018
  • Watching documentary about Charlemagne, the “King of the Franks” and all I can picture is this…. https://t.co/84fHtxe6zM Sun May 27 17:26:45 +0000 2018
  • @DavidBilbert Put your dick away already Sun May 27 13:43:43 +0000 2018
  • @javiercha you should dramatize the literature you teach Sun May 27 13:29:02 +0000 2018
  • Professor removed from teaching course because of his profanity and adolescent sense of humour. Some of his exam qu… https://t.co/j2cPpr48Mi Sun May 27 13:23:09 +0000 2018
  • Sigh. Understanding statistics is a curse in today’s political climate. https://t.co/tjR1sr1eIA Sat May 26 23:50:19 +0000 2018
  • .@DavidBilbert surprised you’re not all over this https://t.co/wLVeOp8m7d Sat May 26 22:38:56 +0000 2018
  • When one person is doing a plank, and the other one is reclining atop the planking person… which one is truly the… https://t.co/tW6eJQ1dtA Sat May 26 15:36:39 +0000 2018
  • When we were children, my sister and I co-wrote a space opera novel. This is the cover. I don’t have the courage to… https://t.co/kLnGsgf5c3 Sat May 26 15:05:31 +0000 2018
  • John McWhorter really doesn’t like ta-nahesi Coates https://t.co/OXtAzau0Kc Sat May 26 01:24:07 +0000 2018
  • 4 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri May 25 23:08:39 +0000 2018
  • Now THIS should have been discussed in the recent Munk debate on political correctness. “As universities ‘Indigeniz… https://t.co/C9QFteqEdd Fri May 25 22:17:00 +0000 2018
  • Hey Denise Landis thanks for the follow! Fri May 25 13:51:22 +0000 2018
  • Once again I see pollsters conflating popular vote with riding allocation. Fri May 25 13:09:54 +0000 2018
  • Hey Dr Atanas G Atanasov thanks for the follow! Fri May 25 05:51:28 +0000 2018
  • @IonaItalia You’re 50? Haha. I’m 50, too. I assumed, having read your tweets for some months now, that you were i… https://t.co/a9MNdaxrzD Thu May 24 22:22:11 +0000 2018
  • @ephesians_1_7 @ECHO_ON_Pain @bruyerecare @PainDetective congrats! Thu May 24 20:09:01 +0000 2018
  • Somewhere in an alternate universe, Harvey Weinstein is producing the Bill Cosby biopic, starring Morgan Freeman. Thu May 24 17:59:53 +0000 2018
  • When I am presented with a packet of butter, all I see is a herd of milch cows enslaved to a torturous extraction m… https://t.co/d7lDHwaAl2 Thu May 24 17:58:37 +0000 2018
  • RT @sammhughes: @ggreenwald Personally: Yes angry about both. Thu May 24 17:56:26 +0000 2018
  • Some poor kid is getting this for Christmas https://t.co/uU6IoGZqlB Thu May 24 17:53:32 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/TugyseblLE Thu May 24 17:47:51 +0000 2018
  • “Intellectual humility and openness to the opposing view”. Summary: “Results suggest that intellectual humility is… https://t.co/HebM3rbQVO Thu May 24 17:07:49 +0000 2018
  • “Truth Seeking, Democracy, and Freedom of Thought and Expression – A Statement by Robert P. George and Cornel West”… https://t.co/0AX66kiMYj Thu May 24 17:05:22 +0000 2018
  • RT @RonaldDPotts1: @BlanchardPhD https://t.co/KlWJNDeYAx Thu May 24 16:55:32 +0000 2018
  • Hey not on your side 😨 thanks for the follow! Thu May 24 15:51:13 +0000 2018
  • @Lor_blueeyes In India, dark skin is correlated with low caste (this pre-dates European arrival), which is correlat… https://t.co/B4Nt1Ak6LR Thu May 24 14:45:13 +0000 2018
  • Some of my colleagues will take exception to this. But I support @BretWeinstein in this matter, because it is simpl… https://t.co/k4UcoTe5pl Thu May 24 14:30:12 +0000 2018
  • RT @BretWeinstein: The Stranger’s take. https://t.co/DOrqDssh4i Thu May 24 14:22:04 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/doSZVNXuf3 Thu May 24 12:36:07 +0000 2018
  • And on the 7th day, God said, “Let there be controversy in absolutely *every* act.” https://t.co/9q8iz4D3P4 Thu May 24 12:26:23 +0000 2018
  • Evidence that it no longer matters what was said. It only matters who said it. https://t.co/5FSLEaVtVA Thu May 24 01:13:56 +0000 2018
  • As a lifelong lefty, this is how I increasingly feel https://t.co/jld0UWKyz7 Wed May 23 18:00:10 +0000 2018
  • Posting this mostly because the photo makes it look like they’re premiering a French Canadian legal drama on Radio… https://t.co/AFN9iOJY7h Wed May 23 17:05:05 +0000 2018
  • Just pre-ordered “Red Moon” by my favourite sci-fi writer, Kim Stanley Robinson https://t.co/iKcG7fp3lw https://t.co/KnbgLXLy3o Wed May 23 14:08:23 +0000 2018
  • Posting this mostly because I am curious to see which aspect the outrage machine will fixate upon first. “Are the h… https://t.co/8pCljs1da3 Wed May 23 13:56:20 +0000 2018
  • @pepperpotmary @brittharr2 https://t.co/AAnsa38elF Wed May 23 12:13:48 +0000 2018
  • Serious, smart science fiction is rare on TV three days. So I am thrilled that The Expanse might just be back. https://t.co/PesCrlqbTj Wed May 23 12:09:18 +0000 2018
  • @theflyinggibson That way I get to cuddle with the dog! Tue May 22 23:33:04 +0000 2018
  • @kevinhilditch @brittharr2 I’d be concerned about your wife’s interest in this Manuel guy Tue May 22 23:16:05 +0000 2018
  • 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue May 22 20:40:08 +0000 2018
  • .@brittharr2 “Move over.” Me: “Why?” Her: “You’re taking up half the bed.” And that, my friends, is what it’s like… https://t.co/SFhJ0fs8BA Tue May 22 14:11:29 +0000 2018
  • The Dalai Lama lays the smackdown on identity politics https://t.co/DwbZ6Y9UjL Tue May 22 13:14:54 +0000 2018
  • Well there goes that fantasy https://t.co/u2OCTYZVCl Mon May 21 21:54:21 +0000 2018
  • Tenure, bitches. https://t.co/E61JFzSvKg Mon May 21 21:50:11 +0000 2018
  • Separated At Birth part 145, HBK edition https://t.co/Uj9qGiilj6 Mon May 21 20:49:59 +0000 2018
  • While walking @DogulusPrime I came upon this scene… a dude dressed like Thor, taking photos of a normal looking d… https://t.co/NUZI1iWyRG Mon May 21 20:48:51 +0000 2018
  • Was briefly fixated on a scene this morning, that of a child with an ice cream cone, ice cream streamed on his face… https://t.co/n9n1Xkx6gq Mon May 21 20:39:45 +0000 2018
  • The results of @CSEBOttawa 2018 trivia night https://t.co/vJBDssbh4v Mon May 21 03:30:18 +0000 2018
  • RT @AirynJ: “One of the greatest human failures is to prefer to be right rather than effective” – @stephenfry #MunkDebate @munkdebate #well… Mon May 21 02:16:17 +0000 2018
  • RT @munkdebate: One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with imagination and unders… Mon May 21 02:14:40 +0000 2018
  • Interesting how idiots and fireworks are mutually attracted to one another. Mon May 21 02:02:22 +0000 2018
  • US version of Taskmaster…. just not doing it for me. Mon May 21 00:57:15 +0000 2018
  • RT @HelenFredstam: Americans right now: “Sweden… VS Switzerland…? But. I thought Sweden WAS Switzerland.” #SWEvsSUI #hockey https://t.c… Sun May 20 23:10:29 +0000 2018
  • Finally watched the #AgentsofSHIELD finale. Now THAT’s how you end a series. Awkward that there’s a 6th season now. Sun May 20 23:08:20 +0000 2018
  • A fascinating experience eating a true hunter gatherer diet https://t.co/Qw6eKakb98 Sun May 20 15:09:03 +0000 2018
  • A shame @michelleinbklyn and @jordanbpeterson can’t hear each other. They actually have more in common than apart https://t.co/ke0IgdWAu0 Sun May 20 04:57:14 +0000 2018
  • RT @IonaItalia: I disagree with that too. I’ve written on it before. Generalise about any group on the basis of unchosen characteristics? I… Sat May 19 21:38:23 +0000 2018
  • 6 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat May 19 21:28:42 +0000 2018
  • RT @LuciaEyzaguirre: Oh my God. Can these fucks just get married so people can stop talking about things that are irrelevant to life?! Sh… Sat May 19 21:11:11 +0000 2018
  • RT @TheTweetOfGod: I’m sick and tired of saving the Queen. #RoyalWedding Sat May 19 21:11:01 +0000 2018
  • “I am, you know, an old fashioned lefty. Not really a progressive, more a liberal hand-wringing, milksop, Milquetoa… https://t.co/GPr4EHWN7L Sat May 19 19:24:14 +0000 2018
  • Because I hate myself, I’m finally trying to watch Ken Burns’s Civil War. Sat May 19 18:32:36 +0000 2018
  • Hey PTAFF thanks for the follow! Sat May 19 11:31:54 +0000 2018
  • Hey KSKQ 89.5 FM thanks for the follow! Sat May 19 07:29:07 +0000 2018
  • Hey Perky Planet Coffee & Social Revolution thanks for the follow! Sat May 19 03:44:09 +0000 2018
  • Hey #SocialJustice thanks for the follow! Sat May 19 03:14:16 +0000 2018
  • The only one making any valid points is Fry. So by default, his side is winning #munkdebate Sat May 19 00:26:03 +0000 2018
  • Only Fry remains on topic. This is so frustrating to watch #munkdebate Sat May 19 00:01:30 +0000 2018
  • Thank Zod for Stephen Fry. He’s the only one making cogent arguments, #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:47:48 +0000 2018
  • Hey Daniel Dunne thanks for the follow! Fri May 18 23:38:32 +0000 2018
  • “Let doubt prevail” indeed. MAsterful, Mr Fry #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:36:29 +0000 2018
  • @Windy_Gent ha! Fri May 18 23:32:16 +0000 2018
  • Fry is the only one who seems to understand the spirit of this resolution. He’s standing next to someone whom he is… https://t.co/peGDsnILgQ Fri May 18 23:31:58 +0000 2018
  • I feel this debate is lacking focus. Everyone seems to be arguing a different resolution #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:30:23 +0000 2018
  • I like Dyson. But his rhetoric is lacking an argument, I feel. There is something here, but I can’t distentangle it. #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:29:02 +0000 2018
  • White people invented race? News to this Indian. The subcontinent has long been divided by skin colour. #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:26:46 +0000 2018
  • @LiamRolfe3 definitely seems to have misjudged his audience Fri May 18 23:25:23 +0000 2018
  • Hey Ketan thanks for the follow! Fri May 18 23:24:07 +0000 2018
  • Peterson’s opening, while meaty, is not pithy. #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:23:44 +0000 2018
  • Well, Peterson has won the fashion debate. That suit! #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:19:34 +0000 2018
  • I wonder if Peterson will remain under time #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:18:27 +0000 2018
  • @Iconomancer yeah, she spends a lot of time saying what we will NOT be debating. Waiting to hear what she WILL argue Fri May 18 23:16:26 +0000 2018
  • Trying to remain neutral here, but I’m constantly amazed by how often Peterson is misquoted and, IMHO, misrepresented #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:15:58 +0000 2018
  • Goldberg claims we are not defending the Enlightenment…. wow, she has taken many things off the table. #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:14:41 +0000 2018
  • @chrisbedwards ha! Fri May 18 23:13:59 +0000 2018
  • I sense this debate will be a referendum on Jordan Peterson #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:13:32 +0000 2018
  • Goldberg just disavowed all SJW ideas… so I’m confused about what she will argue for. Hmm. #munkdebate Fri May 18 23:12:35 +0000 2018
  • RT @rozzyrozmclean: #MunkDebate https://t.co/bH15usHcW1 Fri May 18 23:07:59 +0000 2018
  • I’m giddy #MunkDebate Fri May 18 23:07:28 +0000 2018
  • So what’s the hashtag tonight? @munkdebate Fri May 18 22:50:17 +0000 2018
  • Amazing. @joerogan is quoted at the beginning of @munkdebate !! #munkdebate Fri May 18 22:47:15 +0000 2018
  • Breaking news: I have successfully converted Vatican City to Hinduism #CivilizationV Fri May 18 18:39:57 +0000 2018
  • .@brittharr2 nd I realized today that we have been together for six years. This is how the conversation unfolded th… https://t.co/p6Yyb8NanX Fri May 18 15:16:25 +0000 2018
  • . @brittharr2 had sent my mother a birdfeeder for her birthday. But once I installed it, this is what showed up… https://t.co/OyZlU97T3N Fri May 18 14:14:36 +0000 2018
  • RT @WhiteHouse: #Laurel? #Yanny? Or… https://t.co/5hth07SdGY Fri May 18 10:14:18 +0000 2018
  • Big John McCarthy sounds like Joe from Family Guy. Fri May 18 01:16:00 +0000 2018
  • RT @HashtagGriswold: Opening up Twitter every morning https://t.co/ZQeE7anfui Thu May 17 23:52:51 +0000 2018
  • RT @IonaItalia: The American left drive me crazy. So many of you are doing EVERYTHING you can to lose allies, alienate people & drive poten… Thu May 17 23:10:40 +0000 2018
  • @Robertvharrison I’m actually going to delete the tweet since he now knows who I am! Thu May 17 22:28:56 +0000 2018
  • The word “exculpatory” sounds to me like it’s describing a technique involved in shoulder surgery. Thu May 17 14:59:00 +0000 2018
  • Our school is looking to hire a part time teaching professor on a 5 year contract https://t.co/2RvtspndpI Thu May 17 05:30:11 +0000 2018
  • “Little Tay makes Honey Booboo look like Marie Curie” https://t.co/YO8yp5jYzB Thu May 17 02:53:32 +0000 2018
  • Enjoying the youtube discussions between Glenn Loury & John McWhorter, two Black professors talking about a variety… https://t.co/ToEtkvaCHb Thu May 17 02:22:24 +0000 2018
  • I don’t get white kids https://t.co/7OcNgTIscI Thu May 17 01:54:49 +0000 2018
  • Does inequality always imply injustice? https://t.co/R0TQzlso39 Thu May 17 01:40:58 +0000 2018
  • RT @tonyposnanski: All I’m saying is if Aaron Schlossberg and the racist BBQ lady had a kid it would be Tomi Lahren. Thu May 17 01:09:10 +0000 2018
  • RT @ShaunKing: Please let Attorney Aaron M. Schlossberg of Midtown Manhattan know I’m trying to get in touch with him. I have a few questio… Thu May 17 01:08:54 +0000 2018
  • That yanny/laurel audio clip explained https://t.co/k38F5L22Ab Thu May 17 00:56:25 +0000 2018
  • The wifi options in my condo https://t.co/VSUut2CMbz Thu May 17 00:43:10 +0000 2018
  • 3 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed May 16 20:46:28 +0000 2018
  • The soft bigotry of low expectations https://t.co/N98etkxHOF Wed May 16 19:11:32 +0000 2018
  • One of my least favourite people is droning on in a meeting right now. I’m imagining that she is actually rapping Vanilla Ice lyrics. Wed May 16 17:31:34 +0000 2018
  • Hey Yegor Bugayenko thanks for the follow! Wed May 16 00:51:27 +0000 2018
  • Just learned of the Grimes album “Geidi Primes”, inspired by Dune. Have no idea what it sounds like, but colour me… https://t.co/BJqC64c5ue Tue May 15 16:15:05 +0000 2018
  • Hey Joey SW Kwong thanks for the follow! Tue May 15 15:46:51 +0000 2018
  • Hey Bryan Druzin thanks for the follow! Tue May 15 13:31:26 +0000 2018
  • @nbarrowman 100 percent agree. It ranklrs me that the call is always for the common man to make economic choices ag… https://t.co/uOLMFq7XYM Tue May 15 12:39:04 +0000 2018
  • @nbarrowman Genuine question: how rational is it to regularly expect the customer to consider such things when face… https://t.co/oKHMefClxG Tue May 15 12:31:09 +0000 2018
  • RT @ggreenwald: Anyone who does what @greta did – become a vegan – is doing something great for the world (and themselves) on many levels.… Tue May 15 11:14:15 +0000 2018
  • “Draw me like one of your French girls.” (Alternate title: “Look at my weiner. LOOK AT IT!”) https://t.co/cwuzfEgGCo Tue May 15 05:02:33 +0000 2018
  • Ordered an Uber from train station–$10. Noticed scores of other people were also waiting for Ubers while barren ta… https://t.co/xrwjsKuPIo Tue May 15 01:19:32 +0000 2018
  • RT @MaartenvSmeden: In the last couple of years I’ve met many PhD student and early career researchers in doubt or discouraged to learn a s… Tue May 15 00:48:10 +0000 2018
  • RT @TheTweetOfGod: “52 Palestinians” rolls off the journalistic tongue in a way “52 human beings” just doesn’t. Tue May 15 00:47:46 +0000 2018
  • If you’re in Ottawa, come join us for @CSEBOttawa trivia night Tuesday May 15 at 7pm. Details here: https://t.co/3FOShstv5P Mon May 14 21:42:14 +0000 2018
  • Hey Stars and Stripes thanks for the follow! Mon May 14 17:20:22 +0000 2018
  • RT @BronzeAgeBabies: RIP Margot Kidder. Remembering our generation’s power couple. https://t.co/o1B64oP1W7 Mon May 14 17:01:09 +0000 2018
  • My official university bio has been updated to reflect my new rank! https://t.co/zG0vD1ebj0 Mon May 14 16:43:11 +0000 2018
  • A foundational aspect to the Enlightenment was empathy, something that identity politics divisions, as well intenti… https://t.co/eWye3h6cGN Mon May 14 15:20:27 +0000 2018
  • Unhappiness is when your fingers poke through the poop bag. Yes, I was walking the dog. #notmypoop Mon May 14 15:10:32 +0000 2018
  • RT @HeatherEHeying: At a conference recently, there were calls for men to be silent, in order to “center female voices.” I said I had no i… Mon May 14 15:04:01 +0000 2018
  • Since many birds eat fish, it’s only fair that this fish eats birds. Still waiting on that man-eating chicken, thou… https://t.co/Hx7ApYzGao Mon May 14 02:22:41 +0000 2018
  • Did the HQ guy just sing Danzig lyrics? Mon May 14 01:12:06 +0000 2018
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  • Because when you call yourself a doctor, you just can’t sue actual doctors for also doing so. https://t.co/p12ro3vmsK Sun May 13 13:26:15 +0000 2018
  • @thebrengibson @theflyinggibson @GetIntoGate Cool. I just DM’d Brendan a link Sun May 13 13:24:02 +0000 2018
  • @thebrengibson @theflyinggibson @GetIntoGate Want a copy? I’m happy to unburden myself. Sun May 13 04:43:59 +0000 2018
  • Gastelum speaks Portuguese? #UFC224 Sun May 13 04:05:50 +0000 2018
  • Hey High Resolution Apparel thanks for the follow! Sun May 13 03:05:10 +0000 2018
  • Posting this video atrocity only because it features Jason Statham dancing about in a loincloth (he shows up at 36… https://t.co/EFnc5wOABC Sun May 13 03:03:38 +0000 2018
  • This makes me howl every time https://t.co/vzh2UC51xg Sun May 13 02:56:53 +0000 2018
  • Count the number of times the Bellator in-ring announcer says the word “tonight” Sun May 13 02:47:53 +0000 2018
  • Hey Dean Baxendale thanks for the follow! Sun May 13 01:00:42 +0000 2018
  • Oh look @GetIntoGate @theflyinggibson …Now I can download the script for the worst version of Stargate ever made https://t.co/vkkRZ9c9Y9 Sun May 13 00:57:24 +0000 2018
  • Let’s Talk Science in Ottawa is hiring https://t.co/frsjLTihJM Sun May 13 00:54:33 +0000 2018
  • The jury is in. Rick & Morty is officially the greatest TV show ever made. Sat May 12 19:30:28 +0000 2018
  • RT @profamirattaran: Waterboarding is torture. Torture is a war crime. Haspel is tainted by both. May her soul and career sunburn in Hell… Sat May 12 12:04:14 +0000 2018
  • “I’m not the nicest person in the world. I’m the smartest. And being nice is what dumb people do to hedge their bets.” – Rick Sanchez Fri May 11 23:01:19 +0000 2018
  • RT @MsMelChen: Pretty sure Intellectual Dark Web is racist. It should be called Intellectual Web of Color. 😂 Fri May 11 19:13:41 +0000 2018
  • @JustSomeTweep They were more likely made from dead capitalists, since a handful were significantly richer and fatter than the rest. Fri May 11 17:33:58 +0000 2018
  • Me: Pravin, what was in those veggie burger you gave me? Pravin: Dessicated soclailsts Me: That’s why the flavours… https://t.co/oZRXbXPwWV Fri May 11 14:34:21 +0000 2018
  • Minor things that annoy me #2132: One “makes” a decision. One does not “take” a decision. Where are you going to ta… https://t.co/KlgZjLl42l Fri May 11 14:24:20 +0000 2018
  • Minor things that annoy me #2135: It’s spelled “whoa” not “woah.” Got it? Fri May 11 14:23:32 +0000 2018
  • Minor things that annoy me #2134: People who pronounce “harassment” like “harrisment”. I mean, if you’re going to a… https://t.co/8lrC2saP5t Fri May 11 14:19:46 +0000 2018
  • RT @TheTweetOfGod: Now, more than ever, dogs. Fri May 11 13:04:15 +0000 2018
  • 2 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu May 10 21:21:31 +0000 2018
  • RT @salonium: The longer I’ve watched the culture wars, the more it seems that almost everyone on every side thinks that their opponents ar… Thu May 10 16:45:40 +0000 2018
  • Hey Mahesh Narayanan thanks for the follow! Thu May 10 00:34:18 +0000 2018
  • RT @ALT_uscis: Up until the Minute @realDonaldTrump spoke, Iran was not in violation of the Nuclear Deal. However: The minute Trump spoke… Tue May 08 19:27:49 +0000 2018
  • A a Global Affairs discussion about Canada-China relations. I never understand how Canadian political types think t… https://t.co/qMWxhmySib Tue May 08 18:34:56 +0000 2018
  • Hey Roza Calderon thanks for the follow! Tue May 08 17:52:28 +0000 2018
  • Rona Ambrose just gave me the Melania squints. Tue May 08 16:37:27 +0000 2018
  • “The group of truly like-minded countries is smaller than it was.” – Ian Shugart (Deputy Minister of Global Affairs Canada) Tue May 08 14:40:03 +0000 2018
  • Places with lots of old white men in bow ties usually have pretty good bathrooms. Tue May 08 14:09:08 +0000 2018
  • After seeing comedian Jimmy Carr on Sunday, today I’m seeing Jim Carr, the Minister of Natural Resources. I wonder… https://t.co/M8j9bd5B3E Tue May 08 13:57:21 +0000 2018
  • “Populism is the drug of politics.” – Peter Donolo Tue May 08 13:37:24 +0000 2018
  • At a meeting of the Global Affairs Institute, featuring Jean Charest, Rona Ambrose and Bob Rae. I think I kinda vis… https://t.co/87c29FlDVg Tue May 08 13:06:04 +0000 2018
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  • RT @DariaButGay: Got asked how I’m so good at excel when my degree is in gender studies and I am very proud of the straight face I kept as… Mon May 07 13:54:57 +0000 2018
  • RT @kittypurrzog: There was a march for social science last year but it proved to be non-replicable. Mon May 07 11:15:14 +0000 2018
  • RT @SteveStuWill: “Everything was awful for a very long time, and then the industrial revolution happened.” https://t.co/3MCE80caYo https:/… Mon May 07 11:01:47 +0000 2018
  • “In highly controlling societies the perfect prison is one in which individuals police themselves.” Sat May 05 17:20:27 +0000 2018
  • 3 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat May 05 01:14:58 +0000 2018
  • Ten years, if I had been shown this article, I’d have been convinced it was satire. Welcome to modern so-called int… https://t.co/Htb3XWJRy0 Fri May 04 16:07:29 +0000 2018
  • Just walked @DogulusPrime while @brittharr2 is at worked. Stopped and sniffed every blonde girl we passed. So did the dog. Fri May 04 15:27:39 +0000 2018
  • uOttawa Dissertation Boot Camp https://t.co/m0kX8dG4KK Fri May 04 15:26:02 +0000 2018
  • “You can’t talk to anyone in 2018 without playing a game of landmine hopscotch.” -Tina Fey Fri May 04 14:46:13 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots must have watched this 100 times https://t.co/NOmK3Q5q5N Fri May 04 11:00:18 +0000 2018
  • My superstar colleague Dr Angel Foster is profiled in this article https://t.co/mmmi6HTWjp Thu May 03 22:03:21 +0000 2018
  • Dog was home alone for 7 hours. So when I finally took him out, the poop was quick and enormous. Then it was his t… https://t.co/718oXNxmUu Thu May 03 19:18:51 +0000 2018
  • Hey Intrepidlee thanks for the follow! Thu May 03 14:30:57 +0000 2018
  • Hey nana☕ thanks for the follow! Thu May 03 13:40:08 +0000 2018
  • This is what coming home to the fuzzy dude looks like. (From @brittharr2 featuring @DogulusPrime ) https://t.co/0fIQHktEFU Thu May 03 12:13:55 +0000 2018
  • “I don’t take it, mate. I give it.” – Low Pitch Maddy @GetIntoGate Thu May 03 03:56:44 +0000 2018
  • “We were all virgins once –except for Prince, who came out fucking.” – Jim Jefferies Thu May 03 03:26:01 +0000 2018
  • @scowlyguy https://t.co/62AalgtSN0 Wed May 02 23:34:14 +0000 2018
  • With all the ridiculous “controversy” of a white girl wearing a qipao to her prom, I give you Kate Capshaw in The T… https://t.co/yKd0UDcpld Wed May 02 23:26:17 +0000 2018
  • What’s that? Why am I rubbing my ankle with such glee? https://t.co/mhN5zpAOSb Wed May 02 22:16:45 +0000 2018
  • @bumblebrie Welcome to the jungle Wed May 02 19:54:23 +0000 2018
  • RT @SethMacFarlane: One of the biggest flaws of the “left” is its frequent tendency to be more outraged by speech than action. On any given… Wed May 02 19:43:24 +0000 2018
  • RT @ShaunKing: BREAKING. Jacob Goodwin, the white bigot that my team and I painstakingly identified and located as one of the men who bru… Wed May 02 14:54:34 +0000 2018
  • “Western faculty opposes big boost to senior exec pay.” Well duh. https://t.co/HYdFKWJHD7 Wed May 02 13:25:31 +0000 2018
  • My very first stats prof in my doctoral program told me, “A PhD is the process of jumping through ever shrinking ho… https://t.co/uBbkuDqGIq Wed May 02 13:24:57 +0000 2018
  • Hey Ирма Северова thanks for the follow! Wed May 02 07:11:08 +0000 2018
  • “How Classical Liberalism Can Heal the Bonds of American Affection” by @michaelshermer https://t.co/hLBhQ5ODwV Wed May 02 03:46:11 +0000 2018
  • RT @primalpoly: If you believe passionately in X, but can’t imagine any evidence that would change your mind about X, then you’re an ideolo… Wed May 02 03:37:02 +0000 2018
  • “The New Ideological War Against Evolution Has Nothing to Do With Religion” by @DrDebraSoh https://t.co/dy0PuElysP Wed May 02 03:35:38 +0000 2018
  • Edinburgh Coursera lecture equates evolution and creationism as equally “faith based” https://t.co/rKRWUKNVjj Wed May 02 03:29:32 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/840U2vR9g2 Wed May 02 03:19:32 +0000 2018
  • One of our grad students is recruiting participants for a study on STI self-screening. If you are 17-25 and current… https://t.co/AT7X2jRkBv Wed May 02 03:12:41 +0000 2018
  • one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue May 01 22:46:09 +0000 2018
  • Just saw a dead pigeon. I suspect it was the victim of fowl play. Tue May 01 22:26:34 +0000 2018
  • Downtown Toronto is now like Sam Francisco. There’s a permanent cloud of Marijuana hanging over the city. I think i… https://t.co/8hISsuzRNM Tue May 01 22:25:33 +0000 2018
  • Got this text from a wrong number. But I thought it was @JustHerod . Now I’m heartbroken. https://t.co/UEoPKkeVCX Tue May 01 19:23:26 +0000 2018
  • Speaker keeps talking about “Siemens” and I can’t keep from giggling. Tue May 01 18:16:18 +0000 2018
  • RIP Jhoon Rhee, father of Western Taekwondo. Tue May 01 17:39:08 +0000 2018
  • 1/8 of Ontarians drive for a living, is overwhelmingly male, and is often the family breadwinner. Driverless cars a… https://t.co/atUcX9JxJG Tue May 01 17:28:35 +0000 2018
  • What I learned today: Rube Goldberg was a cartoonist! Tue May 01 17:19:24 +0000 2018
  • Homeless dude tried to trade this for a cup if coffee. I gave him $5 for it instead. Probably worthless, but it’s a… https://t.co/ViXQLfJzf0 Tue May 01 16:58:37 +0000 2018
  • Yesterday I saw a parade of Asian teens on matching bicycles being led across Somerset St bridge to uOttawa by a ba… https://t.co/gqwbn15P7v Tue May 01 15:23:25 +0000 2018
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