Twitter Tweets from 6-1-18 TO 6-30-18

Archived Twitter tweets from 2018-06-01 to 2018-06-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

Remember back when Howard Dean was removed from the Presidential race because he said “Yeah!” with too much enthusiasm? Sat Jun 30 20:13:37 +0000 2018
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Hey VEDASCII thanks for the follow! Sat Jun 30 12:37:23 +0000 2018
Hey Hamdan Fazza thanks for the follow! Sat Jun 30 07:37:49 +0000 2018
A sure sign of procrastination is when you find yourself writing Amazon book reviews. Fri Jun 29 21:12:48 +0000 2018
Exactly this https://t.co/UD9yhHH9uL Fri Jun 29 19:57:26 +0000 2018
If you’re addicted to anything –drugs, Facebook, etc– playing Tetris for 20 minutes will reduce your cravings. https://t.co/WDit2qc361 Fri Jun 29 12:21:33 +0000 2018
Here’s a way to get extra space on the subway https://t.co/0nAu5RHrTg Fri Jun 29 01:29:34 +0000 2018
Love The Expanse, but was surprised to see it all building up to essentially a big Stargate reveal. Fri Jun 29 01:23:30 +0000 2018
Wish I’d thought of this. Go visit trumphotels .org now. Go do it. https://t.co/FhUxjSdZeA Thu Jun 28 22:41:19 +0000 2018
RT @DubiousComments: “Like a wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and common… Thu Jun 28 22:09:01 +0000 2018
Harlan Ellison is dead. It’s the end of an era for old-school science fiction. He should have been more of a househ… https://t.co/3trGOvjBdj Thu Jun 28 22:06:16 +0000 2018
@subfornicalorg You so fancy :p Thu Jun 28 21:49:07 +0000 2018
Terry Fox died 37 years ago today. Thu Jun 28 16:56:17 +0000 2018
one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Jun 28 16:47:19 +0000 2018
In an attempt to consume more books, I’ve switched from podcasts to audio books during long drives. First down was… https://t.co/B354TAhnLD Thu Jun 28 02:44:48 +0000 2018
I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/fKq4K32iMO Talking Heads – “Wild, Wild Life” Wed Jun 27 18:39:31 +0000 2018
Always weird when I attend university-wide faculty events and am warmly greeted by name by various colleagues…. a… https://t.co/ev7tsNaO8v Wed Jun 27 14:11:59 +0000 2018
Today’s 10:AM union meeting was catered…. with my single (well, doble) greatest weakness(es): danishes and glazed donuts. Damn. Wed Jun 27 14:10:09 +0000 2018
RT @csebsceb: SAVE THE DATE! @csebsceb 2019 Biennial National Conference May 13-15 @Carleton_U in Ottawa, hosted by Dept. of Health Sci: ht… Wed Jun 27 12:13:37 +0000 2018
I forgot about Primus. Primus was cool. Tue Jun 26 20:55:35 +0000 2018
For the first time in almost a YEAR, my inbox has dropped to under 100 messages. So this is how sabbatical begins? Sweet. Tue Jun 26 20:32:51 +0000 2018
Friends are sharing “The Gender Wage Gap at America’s Top Colleges” on social media. I feel that without, at the ve… https://t.co/esH83yh8bj Tue Jun 26 20:26:27 +0000 2018
Rare interviews with two men who were witnesses to the 1865 assassination of President Abraham Lincoln recorded in… https://t.co/rqEnLAxvfc Tue Jun 26 16:56:06 +0000 2018
@GetIntoGate Now you sound like my girlfriend. Tue Jun 26 16:18:10 +0000 2018
Hey Sabrina Zuniga thanks for the follow! Tue Jun 26 14:41:19 +0000 2018
Good job on replying to the “Criticism” email, @GetIntoGate . You were respectful but not apologetic and got to the… https://t.co/u1nyzEx5qM Tue Jun 26 13:22:48 +0000 2018
First question I now ask when invited to a midday meeting: “will there be lunch?” Tue Jun 26 13:15:38 +0000 2018
https://t.co/2uSXOojtCg Tue Jun 26 13:13:24 +0000 2018
I woke up wondering what mischief the dog would get into if he had thumbs, Tue Jun 26 13:11:09 +0000 2018
I’m already getting meeting invitations for SEPTEMBER. Slow down, people! Tue Jun 26 13:07:51 +0000 2018
I’m pretty sure tenure won’t exist in 30 years https://t.co/qmdHKjAJST Tue Jun 26 13:05:27 +0000 2018
Oh fuck, I can’t stop laughing at this. https://t.co/HpW2uA6YAt Tue Jun 26 02:07:00 +0000 2018
RT @SteveStuWill: John Adams on the presumption of innocence. https://t.co/dcg5uSvoDJ Tue Jun 26 02:03:51 +0000 2018
Discrimination against any race, for whatever reason, is wrong. There is no such thing as noble discrimination. https://t.co/n9NGOph0k2 Mon Jun 25 21:14:22 +0000 2018
RT @DMillardHaskell: Here’s my new article on the Lindsay Shepherd (@NewWorldHominin) law suit against Laurier U. There’s been heat but not… Mon Jun 25 21:05:08 +0000 2018
RT @_youhadonejob1: Fail. https://t.co/jGFjVvypRG Mon Jun 25 21:00:48 +0000 2018
“Fuck off, Jamie.” https://t.co/zbOlqFK7TG Mon Jun 25 20:58:38 +0000 2018
My latest paper, with former student Annalise Mathers “Are the Sustainable Development Goals Realistic and Effectiv… https://t.co/l1ROrKt1ee Mon Jun 25 19:40:38 +0000 2018
@brittharr2 you mean i can mute all soccer news, too? Mon Jun 25 16:44:30 +0000 2018
This dude is gonna need some therapy https://t.co/XW4JG5BG7J Mon Jun 25 14:58:22 +0000 2018
@CKuziemsky At this rate, I will only have non-existent followers Mon Jun 25 14:56:39 +0000 2018
Perhaps the biggest flaw in the JK Rowling novels. https://t.co/TQih8W4hVT Mon Jun 25 14:55:55 +0000 2018
2 people followed me and 6 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Jun 25 14:51:49 +0000 2018
Hey Marina White thanks for the follow! Mon Jun 25 14:47:28 +0000 2018
@Desibesi Don’t get me started on the figurative vs literal debate. (You know, that guy at lunch: “I’m LITERALLY starving.” No you’re not.) Mon Jun 25 11:46:52 +0000 2018
I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/vWxlNPQAQx David Bowie – Breaking Glass – 1978 Live Promo Mon Jun 25 04:15:40 +0000 2018
That cringeworthy moment when you’re reviewing a manuscript for a tippy-top journal and notice that it includes the… https://t.co/8IjrR0BzRw Mon Jun 25 03:14:26 +0000 2018
Nice summary of the Galloway affair https://t.co/yj0vCzOtE1 Mon Jun 25 00:34:33 +0000 2018
Hey Christel Binnie thanks for the follow! Sun Jun 24 21:57:11 +0000 2018
RT @mlowry: Excellent thread by the always pithy @IonaItalia https://t.co/g9DHkIA9br Sun Jun 24 21:22:13 +0000 2018
RT @calhmm: I can’t stop thinking about how nadine coyle says ‘flour’ https://t.co/o4jFSyCJ4c Sun Jun 24 17:45:35 +0000 2018
“I’d like to adopt as many children as I have windows in my house. So when I leave for work, I want a kid in every… https://t.co/e25ldTTMd8 Sun Jun 24 02:29:37 +0000 2018
Marx and Lennon https://t.co/M2YLO7fAMH Sun Jun 24 02:27:04 +0000 2018
“The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl” -Irving Berlin Sun Jun 24 02:25:20 +0000 2018
Poop is stored in the bum. Sun Jun 24 02:09:20 +0000 2018
.@brittharr2 : “Last night I dreamt that you had mucous coming out of your eyes and ears because of all the banana… https://t.co/2SVCrPXXTZ Sun Jun 24 02:02:42 +0000 2018
Another fun fact for today: every Republican president since Roosevelt has presided over a recession. Make of that what you will. Sun Jun 24 01:05:20 +0000 2018
Is it weird that I always confuse Freeman Dyson with Buckminster Fuller? Sun Jun 24 00:39:54 +0000 2018
Today’s important fact to remember: solar energy already employees more people than coal energy does. Sat Jun 23 11:44:07 +0000 2018
There are smart water bottles now? Because people are too dumb to know when they’re thirsty? 2018, baby. Sat Jun 23 11:18:20 +0000 2018
RT @BruceAHeyman: As the former US Ambassador to Canada I am disturbed by the spreading of fake US-Canada trade data on the internet. Let m… Fri Jun 22 17:44:46 +0000 2018
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RIP Charles Krauthammer. Can’t think of a single thing I agreed with him about. But it’s never good to lose a public intellectual. Fri Jun 22 16:25:46 +0000 2018
Not all the movements I start are bowel in nature. Fri Jun 22 16:22:42 +0000 2018
@ephesians_1_7 @PainDetective @ElizabethMuggah @bruyerecare @BruyerePrimrose @BruyereResearch I said to @brittharr2… https://t.co/0KgPRvd0Tf Fri Jun 22 00:36:56 +0000 2018
Hey Psychology ۞ Pнιℓσѕσρнυѕ ۩ thanks for the follow! Thu Jun 21 21:57:18 +0000 2018
. @brittharr2 apparently this is a thing people are doing now “Confuse your dog using a towel and a doorway” https://t.co/5FFl1sbHeS Thu Jun 21 20:03:20 +0000 2018
After slumming it for a bit, I’m back in business class, my natural habitat. Now I have to fight the urge to get dr… https://t.co/l96iOAurhb Thu Jun 21 15:39:27 +0000 2018
RIP Koko the Gorilla, who will probably be best remembered for the character she inspired in that gloriously bad mo… https://t.co/bswG798V6X Thu Jun 21 11:14:50 +0000 2018
RT @EqualRightsAdvo: @Toni_Airaksinen The Simpsons made an episode about this 12 years ago. https://t.co/OkESaxWkyQ Wed Jun 20 19:21:14 +0000 2018
RT @GovernorVA: Today I’m recalling four Virginia National Guard soldiers and one helicopter from Arizona. Virginia will not devote any res… Wed Jun 20 19:07:03 +0000 2018
Miller looks way too comfortable like this. (Shut up, it’s a joke.) https://t.co/jtf9r7OBdo Wed Jun 20 15:32:01 +0000 2018
MMA trainer @Firas_Zahabi explains the philosophy of science and of epistemology better than I –or almost any of… https://t.co/BfEXwjIDXA Wed Jun 20 08:01:51 +0000 2018
Hey P. Desmond Adams thanks for the follow! Tue Jun 19 22:09:06 +0000 2018
Just discovered “666” by Aphrodite’s Child Tue Jun 19 21:26:37 +0000 2018
To hear his voice again… https://t.co/wtZ1QXK7wr Tue Jun 19 20:08:03 +0000 2018
one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Jun 19 16:45:17 +0000 2018
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This just popped up on my screen. Now I know the answer….. NOT VERY LIKELY NOW! https://t.co/QsFIiefqDk Tue Jun 19 11:12:52 +0000 2018
RT @MeetAnimals: Indian flying fox with pup https://t.co/Z2Pj2nEMJD https://t.co/FrAbCR4PLA Tue Jun 19 11:05:44 +0000 2018
Elite schools doing away with admissions tests (like SAT). Colour me cynical, but I suspect this is in large part s… https://t.co/l1dHN8Op25 Mon Jun 18 15:30:01 +0000 2018
@PainDetective Mmmm giardiatastic Mon Jun 18 09:26:18 +0000 2018
@ntvdinh still in diabetic coma Sun Jun 17 20:19:40 +0000 2018
@RedParrots The icing is made of insulin Sun Jun 17 18:55:53 +0000 2018
Hey Sherri Wolf thanks for the follow! Sun Jun 17 15:14:26 +0000 2018
Today I broke all my dietary rules because I was compelled to do for cultural and touristic reasons. This is a “Per… https://t.co/IEBsHZ6dDY Sun Jun 17 13:39:51 +0000 2018
Ever notice that Polish and polish are spelled the same? But Finnish and finish are not? Mind=blown. Sun Jun 17 13:37:50 +0000 2018
https://t.co/eEa4UQXDi1 Sun Jun 17 11:17:53 +0000 2018
Sometimes soulless psychopaths look exactly like soulless psychopaths https://t.co/jnzwhoWIPB Sun Jun 17 03:08:44 +0000 2018
“Come out to Lakehead”, they said. “Walk in our beautiful campus,” they said. They didn’t add, “And get bitten by h… https://t.co/ntjj2eTNNn Sun Jun 17 02:37:07 +0000 2018
Today I ingested some “topical greens”. Maybe I was supposed to rub it on my skin, but least the subject matter was… https://t.co/2E9wZx4l6i Sat Jun 16 20:58:00 +0000 2018
“Coming soon” and a picture of a mermaid grabbing her ankles. Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. https://t.co/bqfdEvPHdN Sat Jun 16 20:55:53 +0000 2018
No tampons allowed https://t.co/8UUVmz3TEz Sat Jun 16 20:31:15 +0000 2018
. @SPrinceWare look who I found at the @csebsceb student conference in Thunder Bay https://t.co/a0wx5vZ6qY Sat Jun 16 19:30:42 +0000 2018
RT @wabbey: Today at noon we’re holding A Service of Thanksgiving for Professor #StephenHawking. At the end of the service, Professor Hawki… Sat Jun 16 16:11:44 +0000 2018
When did I become Robbie Williams? https://t.co/CbmLLWaBm8 Sat Jun 16 11:06:01 +0000 2018
one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Jun 16 06:37:07 +0000 2018
RT @DrDebraSoh: This is disgusting. Thank you @nytimes, when most liberal outlets continue to remain silent (HT @ThinGrayLine01) https://t.… Sat Jun 16 02:07:08 +0000 2018
@brittharr2 And whose idea was this? Hmm. Sat Jun 16 02:06:44 +0000 2018
@PainDetective cseb2018..com student epidemiology conference! Fri Jun 15 21:46:30 +0000 2018
Back in Thunder Bay. Staying in university residence like a commoner. Where are the scented towels? The chocolate o… https://t.co/VsgZAXOOok Fri Jun 15 14:42:50 +0000 2018
RT @TheTweetOfGod: I suck at My job. https://t.co/DxY0IcZmGa Fri Jun 15 10:56:00 +0000 2018
RT @IonaItalia: “The SJW craziness on campus and among faculty and staff at this place is going to turn me into a fucking Republican.” A f… Fri Jun 15 10:55:26 +0000 2018
Gotta admit, it’s a little hurtful when I visit a public figure’s twitter profile, only to discover that they have already pre-blocked me. Fri Jun 15 03:41:17 +0000 2018
I, too, would like a “special place in Hell”. I mean, if I have to go, I may as well be a VIP, right? Thu Jun 14 16:18:15 +0000 2018
That raccoon who climbed a skyscraper deserves French citizenship. Wed Jun 13 09:36:22 +0000 2018
When did we start saying “optics” instead of simply, “the way things look”? It’s ugly and the optics are bad. Wed Jun 13 09:26:20 +0000 2018
one person followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Jun 12 23:25:47 +0000 2018
Hey JG thanks for the follow! Tue Jun 12 23:04:13 +0000 2018
So what do you think? Should I buy deonsanders .com? https://t.co/2JgeeqwcWq Tue Jun 12 18:59:50 +0000 2018
https://t.co/Cxr7N4asSv Tue Jun 12 17:33:52 +0000 2018
@brittharr2 had sent me this card on @DogulusPrime ‘s 3rd birthday so many years ago. https://t.co/qkidSwRWVZ Tue Jun 12 17:31:46 +0000 2018
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@rondia I’m just happy to be able to use portmanteau in a sentence Tue Jun 12 11:50:55 +0000 2018
Listening to British journalists pronounce “Nicaragua”… sounds like a portmanteau of “knickers” and “jaguar” Tue Jun 12 11:24:42 +0000 2018
@brittharr2 your poor boyfriend Tue Jun 12 07:08:02 +0000 2018
@brittharr2 20 rubles Mon Jun 11 23:00:27 +0000 2018
I am regularly amused that there genuinely exists a place called “Skidmore College.” It’s like a joke that went on too long. Mon Jun 11 16:14:31 +0000 2018
I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/08x313fA9T Breakthrough towards the natural control of cardiovascular disease, Dr. Matthias Mon Jun 11 12:33:25 +0000 2018
I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/iyulOJeIlE This Is Why Your Biceps Are Lagging | 3 Bicep Exercises You Need To Try Mon Jun 11 11:20:10 +0000 2018
@brittharr2 @StacksPoutine Gluten is always free Sun Jun 10 23:46:30 +0000 2018
@pepperpotmary Yes but I need to retain at least the semblance of masculinity. Sun Jun 10 23:04:01 +0000 2018
I just exclaimed aloud, “Hey the new season of Poldark has started!” and realized what a sad old man I’d become. Sun Jun 10 22:17:42 +0000 2018
RT @J_CartwrightN0T: What happens if you cross your legs @ASOS 😂😂 https://t.co/oTwRLMjIG5 Sun Jun 10 14:47:57 +0000 2018
@MaxLeOTT Sorry I missed it. I slept in! Sun Jun 10 14:45:38 +0000 2018
Oh shit. I slept in and missed convocation. Sun Jun 10 14:29:10 +0000 2018
#UFC225 a villain should always br champion. The chase to topple him creates drama Sun Jun 10 04:38:56 +0000 2018
#UFC225 I guess Trump is getting a belt tonight Sun Jun 10 04:21:28 +0000 2018
Megan. Anderson looks… interesting. #UFC225 Sun Jun 10 03:25:41 +0000 2018
Uh what? Andrei won that fight #ufc225 Sun Jun 10 03:20:12 +0000 2018
That Mike Jackson’s walk-out music is not Michael Jackson shows a profound lack of self awareness. I’m pulling for Punk. #UFC225 Sun Jun 10 02:14:27 +0000 2018
4 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Jun 09 21:33:51 +0000 2018
RT @TheTweetOfGod: Don’t worry. There’s a place in hell for EVERYBODY. Sat Jun 09 18:08:18 +0000 2018
“Conservatives govern without shame, and liberals shame without governing.” -Bill Maher Sat Jun 09 12:00:28 +0000 2018
Hey Youssef Sarhan thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 08 22:10:32 +0000 2018
A question I never tire of hearing, in all its various versions: “Was that fiction novel a true a story?” Fri Jun 08 20:13:16 +0000 2018
I see on social media supposedly “progressive” people blaming the Conservative victory on the “regressive” views of… https://t.co/sh7SF08wHi Fri Jun 08 19:59:36 +0000 2018
I just realized that REO Speedwagon is the same age as me. So I’ve got that going on. Fri Jun 08 19:32:08 +0000 2018
I get to feel like a big macho man by karate chopping frozen roti in half. Fri Jun 08 17:18:46 +0000 2018
Hey Kisko Freezies thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 08 13:45:43 +0000 2018
RIP Anthony Bourdain. I had deep admiration for the man, even though he ate some gross shit. https://t.co/3t7GpNcQRJ Fri Jun 08 12:10:12 +0000 2018
What I learned from listening to the news while barely awake: Last night, Martian methane became Premier of Ontario… https://t.co/q7o8ZnB5Xr Fri Jun 08 12:02:19 +0000 2018
Hey CBD Today thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 08 09:45:51 +0000 2018
Hey David de Launay thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 08 04:01:21 +0000 2018
The Liberals, much like my get together, are losing party status. #ElectionsOntario Fri Jun 08 04:00:51 +0000 2018
People complaining about the popular vote so realize that the NDP and Liberals are separate parties, right? #ElectionsOntario Fri Jun 08 03:56:43 +0000 2018
Well my post election humor is falling on deaf ears tonight. Time to retire for the evening. Fri Jun 08 03:54:05 +0000 2018
“Urethra” and “plethora” are more fun to say aloud when you pretend to be Spanish royalty. Go on, try it. Fri Jun 08 03:45:11 +0000 2018
@bumblebrie See, now you didn’t get the “polls” joke Fri Jun 08 03:43:15 +0000 2018
Were all these people saying “I can’t believe this happened” not paying attention to the polls? Of course this happ… https://t.co/RLgYWUIWHd Fri Jun 08 03:35:22 +0000 2018
@Yasir_Naqvi You did a fine job, Yasir Fri Jun 08 03:33:07 +0000 2018
@brittharr2 Hey, baboons only have red asses, not red faces. Fri Jun 08 03:31:47 +0000 2018
I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/U6uAkoqQms Racial Categories, Living Consequences with Coleman Hughes Thu Jun 07 22:21:48 +0000 2018
Fascinating interview of @coldxman by Benjamin Boyce https://t.co/pVKbPADCl3 Thu Jun 07 22:11:19 +0000 2018
Voted this morning. What a mess. We are a wealthy liberal democracy in 2018. The rate limiting step was human incom… https://t.co/hOHtcEDavX Thu Jun 07 14:12:32 +0000 2018
RT @BestyDeVos: The War of 1812 took place in the 1950s when Nixon sent us to the moon. I’m love history. Thu Jun 07 11:44:15 +0000 2018
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Hi @TheDoctorsMovie looks FANTASTIC. Can’t wait to see it. Will it be screened in Ottawa or Toronto anytime soon? Thu Jun 07 04:38:09 +0000 2018
The latest episode of the @RISSIJHS podcast is all about the Ontario election with an eye on health care https://t.co/nXB88srTrd Thu Jun 07 04:03:53 +0000 2018
@RedParrots Burying bodies Thu Jun 07 01:29:08 +0000 2018
@brittharr2 . @DavidBilbert has graphic novel skills AND novel graphics skills Thu Jun 07 01:28:29 +0000 2018
Check out @DavidBilbert ‘s graphic novel. He’s a talented dude. Tall, too. https://t.co/4AxikZJvus Thu Jun 07 00:12:31 +0000 2018
I think I see a disturbing correlation between liking DC superhero films and being a Trump supporter. Wed Jun 06 23:46:05 +0000 2018
@Troyasaurus_Rex @MsMelChen I was thinking exactly the same thing. It all happened so fast. Wed Jun 06 23:32:28 +0000 2018
RT @naval: How to Get Rich (without getting lucky): Wed Jun 06 23:31:39 +0000 2018
RT @Troyasaurus_Rex: @MsMelChen The left used to be the fun party side, with the Christian Right scolding us about having fun… now it’s t… Wed Jun 06 23:30:15 +0000 2018
RT @MsMelChen: About #MissAmerica: how weird is it to see conservatives touting puritanical family values decry the pageant’s decision to c… Wed Jun 06 23:25:48 +0000 2018
Hey Iris Yu thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 06 21:55:12 +0000 2018
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Decided to take a gander at the front page news in Guyana today…. and immediately regretted it. https://t.co/CtbwLMTaYU Wed Jun 06 15:26:58 +0000 2018
Saw @ShamrockKen last night at YukYuks in Ottawa. Interesting guy, inspirational story. Gave me something to think… https://t.co/Jr30ICIX7y Wed Jun 06 15:23:34 +0000 2018
.@brittharr2 had to prepare @DogulusPrime for an impending houseguest…. https://t.co/8ArW4p2n0Y Wed Jun 06 13:39:52 +0000 2018
Winning a Guyana Prize was the pinnacle achievement of my writing career. It would suck if the prize were discontin… https://t.co/fGxXnvms9D Wed Jun 06 11:51:18 +0000 2018
Hey Antoine Baudino thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 06 09:50:27 +0000 2018
At Yuk Yuks now, seeing former UFC champion Ken Shamrock. Guaranteed no hecklers in this audience. Tue Jun 05 23:06:40 +0000 2018
health sciences summer job opportunity https://t.co/TspJwTN7u2 Tue Jun 05 18:34:37 +0000 2018
Hey Wajahat Kazmi thanks for the follow! Tue Jun 05 15:15:43 +0000 2018
Diversity targets for cycling now? All right. https://t.co/3cIbfHr4dN Tue Jun 05 00:57:57 +0000 2018
I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/wlm7mpvXdm Penetrating the Great Pyramid of Cheops Mon Jun 04 23:58:09 +0000 2018
Hey, fellow middle aged people, just wanted to remind you that The Police’s “Every Breath You Take” is now 35 years… https://t.co/TZdFOzmA40 Mon Jun 04 11:54:38 +0000 2018
RT @j4mi3p: Most of the Peterson critiques I’ve read so far have been just abysmal. The writers seem to be more interested in showing off t… Mon Jun 04 11:49:22 +0000 2018
RT @copiesofcopies: @j4mi3p @ScottGreenfield This is Dob-E the house droid and he doesn’t realize he’s a slave Mon Jun 04 11:33:30 +0000 2018
RT @j4mi3p: Why Did You Make This Film Instead Of One Catering To My Ideological Obsession? is among the most tedious sub-genres of cultura… Mon Jun 04 11:32:03 +0000 2018
6 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Jun 03 21:50:32 +0000 2018
I find myself craving quorn Sun Jun 03 20:10:23 +0000 2018
@brittharr2 Maybe they meant for you to deliver it to me Sun Jun 03 18:37:07 +0000 2018
Once, during a flight to London, I watched “Oceans 12” three times in a row, just for the soundtrack. Sun Jun 03 18:01:05 +0000 2018
Hey Min-oo thanks for the follow! Sun Jun 03 17:24:15 +0000 2018
RT @theyearofelan: Social media has convinced us that there are only two types of people: “screaming people you agree with” and “screaming… Sun Jun 03 16:13:29 +0000 2018
@ggouldmaule @PaddyKTaylor @MCoteLab @cwarkent91 Whoa. Dude, did you eat the other students? Sun Jun 03 16:12:45 +0000 2018
“The Prime Minister, wearing plaid. In front of children. What sort of people allow this?” https://t.co/rEQGFv32bn Sun Jun 03 13:05:49 +0000 2018
Last night I dreamt that my union gave me a special award for advocating for professors’ rights… because I champi… https://t.co/7tzQAuA3oF Sun Jun 03 12:58:28 +0000 2018
Hey Avi Simon thanks for the follow! Sun Jun 03 00:34:26 +0000 2018
48 hours after shingles vaccine, and I’m now able to get out of bed. Stumbling about like a newborn foal; but hey, I’m up! Sat Jun 02 12:45:45 +0000 2018
RT @therealsobreiro: Wait a minute https://t.co/V7S93anMFB Sat Jun 02 04:10:33 +0000 2018
RT @historylvrsclub: This is a photo of a Zeppelin over the Pyramids in 1931. They were big in the 1930s, before the Hindenburg crash. http… Sat Jun 02 04:10:08 +0000 2018
RT @CuteOverloads: OMG 😍😍 they are so adorable https://t.co/YL2tN6nQKd Sat Jun 02 04:08:47 +0000 2018
RT @SimonDingleyCBC: I knew I had seen the Dougster before! Photo via: @TheEarlyEdition/RobertTurner https://t.co/m7zSXCIUkw Sat Jun 02 04:07:36 +0000 2018
RT @boni_bo: 📂 My Documents └📁 Porn └📁 Hardcore Porn └📁 Extreme Sick Porn └ 📁 Figure_8-3_World_income_dis… Sat Jun 02 04:07:03 +0000 2018
In my continuing post vaccine delirium, I hallucinated a fight between UFC women’s champion @criscyborg and @kevinbacon Sat Jun 02 00:56:00 +0000 2018
27 degrees Celsius and I’m still shivering under 2 blankets with a hot water bottle. When will this agony end? Sat Jun 02 00:43:06 +0000 2018
Hey Gillian Weinrib thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 01 18:20:08 +0000 2018
RT @historylvrsclub: John Wayne, 1927 https://t.co/vT5zDO1zMQ Fri Jun 01 17:50:49 +0000 2018
Millennials https://t.co/K5MhiGKkbA Fri Jun 01 14:07:27 +0000 2018
I take megadoses of Vitamin C. Biggest downside is, shall we say, the gastric urgency it brings…. https://t.co/xhAG8kz0nw Fri Jun 01 12:59:53 +0000 2018
If you bring me calamari, then I will bring you calamari. Squid pro quo. Fri Jun 01 12:57:38 +0000 2018
24 hours after my shingles & pneumonia vaccines. I can barely stand. Apparently I get another day or two of this crap. Fri Jun 01 12:56:32 +0000 2018
Hey 24th European Pediatrics at Copenhagen, Denmark thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 01 11:43:07 +0000 2018
On a post vaccine feverish delerium, I just hallucinated the entire 4th season of “The Expanse”. @ChaelSonnen playe… https://t.co/klYWjpBmeH Fri Jun 01 06:06:05 +0000 2018
Hey Dr. Thomas Paul, Therapist. #MindBody thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 01 03:58:22 +0000 2018
Got the shingles vaccine today and feel like the lacrosse team has been assaulting me with canoe paddles. Fri Jun 01 01:20:52 +0000 2018
@SigniSchneids nice. so touched you thought of me Fri Jun 01 01:11:22 +0000 2018