Twitter Tweets from 4-1-19 to 4-30-19

Archived Twitter tweets from 2019-04-01 to 2019-04-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

RT @dog_rates: This is Molly. She was born with rear-end paralysis, but just got some fancy custom booties to help her out. 14/10 she won’t… Tue Apr 30 23:26:58 +0000 2019
Hey Keidi Keating thanks for the follow! Tue Apr 30 14:08:05 +0000 2019
Freelance Copy Editor position (international development) https://t.co/1R0HKhHUVZ Tue Apr 30 13:11:30 +0000 2019
Hey Tim Skellett thanks for the follow! Tue Apr 30 08:32:16 +0000 2019
Hey vii-pii thanks for the follow! Tue Apr 30 05:52:08 +0000 2019
The 2nd of two backlogged podcasts is a lecture I gave at Carleton University about my research with indigenous peo… https://t.co/SsegUYtwnH Tue Apr 30 02:43:49 +0000 2019
One of two backlogged podcasts is the audio of a lecture I gave on how to conduct a systematic review… https://t.co/QABuJQaGAx Tue Apr 30 02:16:58 +0000 2019
Here are the deets from today’s trivia competition with our PhD students https://t.co/22rpdeP43X https://t.co/XFVaIejhag Tue Apr 30 01:55:09 +0000 2019
My latest podcast is the audio of the presentation I gave today to our PhD students on how to write an op-ed… https://t.co/DXmDb9MLRR Tue Apr 30 01:33:44 +0000 2019
one person followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Apr 29 15:19:44 +0000 2019
My mom-spoiler takeaway from Avengers Endgame: man, Paul Rudd, RDJ, and Don Cheadle l look so OLD. Yep, I said Paul… https://t.co/P8wmC4go5R Mon Apr 29 09:15:55 +0000 2019
RIP Wayson Choy. I miss old-school CanLit Sun Apr 28 23:01:14 +0000 2019
RT @SteveStuWill: Time to retweet this old classic: How To Write Good… https://t.co/yJy3HTCHwp Sun Apr 28 13:44:54 +0000 2019
I got all the work I was supposed to get done today YESTERDAY. Whaa? How is this possible? Only because I’m seeing… https://t.co/vZ3p93tbJA Sun Apr 28 13:30:36 +0000 2019
@scowlyguy But unfortunately Jack of All Trades would come on just afterword and confuse my libido. Sun Apr 28 03:53:01 +0000 2019
@scowlyguy Oh I remember that show well. Went through a lot of Kleenex. Sun Apr 28 03:46:33 +0000 2019
@scowlyguy Stargate is my nerd kryptonite Sun Apr 28 03:33:41 +0000 2019
Damn it, I really want to win tickets to Gateworld this year https://t.co/LpHNQfMhmq Sun Apr 28 03:21:19 +0000 2019
@Robertvharrison wow Sat Apr 27 23:40:40 +0000 2019
@KyleRyc Small minds have big rules Sat Apr 27 22:41:36 +0000 2019
You know how you’re writing a paper for a medical science journal and suddenly find yourself citing documents from… https://t.co/uLtG9vjlmN Sat Apr 27 21:03:00 +0000 2019
@Robertvharrison I hear you’re watching an Avengers movie right now! Sat Apr 27 20:31:50 +0000 2019
I’m surrounded by entitled, narcissistic people living in comparative luxury, but who have nevertheless convinced t… https://t.co/KlETaPrIWs Sat Apr 27 17:00:48 +0000 2019
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Manuscript reviews back. 2/3 of reviewers love it; no revisions. Third reviewer hates it and rejects. Third reviewe… https://t.co/pqRZ4gdMuE Sat Apr 27 16:32:46 +0000 2019
RT @SteveStuWill: Innocent child brutally attacked by domesticated wolves. Warning: Graphic footage… https://t.co/GEYGgn20LA Sat Apr 27 15:35:53 +0000 2019
On this day last year, Blonde Girl and I were taking @DogulusPrime to see where @JustinTrudeau lives https://t.co/FLgk8KBwe0 Sat Apr 27 12:13:42 +0000 2019
@JustHerod Now I’m an unathletic middle aged skinny man Sat Apr 27 02:41:50 +0000 2019
Why do people still listen to Grover Norquist? Sat Apr 27 02:22:07 +0000 2019
Why hasn’t someone made Avengers porn featuring “Thanus”? Sat Apr 27 02:19:29 +0000 2019
You know, I really really like German people and German beer. German food, not so much. Except for strudel. Strudel is German, right? Sat Apr 27 02:17:34 +0000 2019
“If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, he’s probably a crook.” Sat Apr 27 02:15:02 +0000 2019
@JustHerod your banner photo looks like you’re trying to start a garage grunge band 23 years too late Sat Apr 27 02:13:15 +0000 2019
Left-wing Twitter tells me that Twitter is biased toward the Right. Right-wing Twitter tells me that Twitter is bia… https://t.co/mNViKTYBuY Sat Apr 27 02:12:09 +0000 2019
RT @NicoleBarbaro: made a typo in one of my slides… “intelligence testes” very glad I saw this now and not in a room of 100+ students Sat Apr 27 02:06:42 +0000 2019
ha! https://t.co/qBojCVuocY Sat Apr 27 01:24:43 +0000 2019
@JustHerod more like their tolerance for unathletic middle aged fat men Sat Apr 27 00:30:12 +0000 2019
As a policy, the only sport I watch is MMA. But I must admit to having some affection for baseball *fans* Sat Apr 27 00:22:17 +0000 2019
RT @brianga11agher: Why would natural selection give men the physicality needed for violence but not the psychological machinery to operate… Sat Apr 27 00:17:35 +0000 2019
@krazykaaaay @redlettermedia DON’T SPOIL IT FOR ME!!!!! Sat Apr 27 00:16:55 +0000 2019
Simply listening to Terence McKenna makes me feel stoned. Sat Apr 27 00:16:32 +0000 2019
My dog is so freaking adorable. Sat Apr 27 00:15:22 +0000 2019
Gawd, how I hate people https://t.co/mkrfaC8Zj1 Fri Apr 26 22:42:15 +0000 2019
Love this hypnotic imagining of Larry Niven’s “Ringworld” https://t.co/WauMTFNiac Fri Apr 26 21:39:00 +0000 2019
I forgot about this interview. Reminds me to remind y’all that I have a paper coming out soon on how to model epide… https://t.co/11HBrqWIFB Fri Apr 26 21:36:24 +0000 2019
“I have been an Avengers fan since the middle 1960s. I grew up with them, and I’ve imagined a hundred different ver… https://t.co/AohQbwmQZw Fri Apr 26 21:31:01 +0000 2019
Holy shit. Go to Google ans search for “Thanos.” Then click the image of the infinity gauntlet on the right. Fri Apr 26 20:59:15 +0000 2019
Genre shows I simply gave up on: Supergirl, Mr Robot, Supernatural, Krypton, and Black Lightning. Arrow is next. As… https://t.co/4gudEIQlSp Fri Apr 26 20:57:08 +0000 2019
awww https://t.co/GKOe7j6Ugf Fri Apr 26 20:17:08 +0000 2019
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The cowardice of so-called “human beings” knows no bounds. https://t.co/7QKC945BvT Fri Apr 26 19:27:55 +0000 2019
NASA and FEMA Will Simulate an Impending Asteroid Strike Next Week https://t.co/67LKkV5CmN Fri Apr 26 18:55:46 +0000 2019
@opalsoap Thanks. Now the dog and I are overdue for a nap. Fri Apr 26 18:35:57 +0000 2019
@ottawanag Nerd. https://t.co/I5zwAAjQo6 Fri Apr 26 18:33:29 +0000 2019
@opalsoap Yes, but I can’t talk about that one in polite (public) company Fri Apr 26 18:13:52 +0000 2019
TIL that in Peanuts in 1968, Snoopy trained to become a champion arm-wrestler. In the end, he was disqualified for not having thumbs. Fri Apr 26 18:04:35 +0000 2019
@opalsoap Instead, I used the time productively. You know, re watching season 7 of Game of Thrones, napping with th… https://t.co/ppvDfajHjj Fri Apr 26 17:56:00 +0000 2019
TIL that In 1961, Martha Stewart was selected as one of Glamour magazine;s “Ten Best-Dressed College Girls.” Take a… https://t.co/MYr0uEzftQ Fri Apr 26 17:40:34 +0000 2019
TIL that WD-40 stands for…. Water displacement on the 40th attempt Fri Apr 26 17:24:06 +0000 2019
“In Brazil, we still have 1,000 penis amputations every year due to a lack of water and soap.” I was torn on the wh… https://t.co/jCBvEgNqZp Fri Apr 26 17:18:21 +0000 2019
@Robertvharrison https://t.co/y9jCZzgL7n Fri Apr 26 17:07:23 +0000 2019
Asian Medical Students of Hong Kong present the 2019 Health Innovation Hackathon. Details here: https://t.co/SoBkIKUwOx Fri Apr 26 16:58:22 +0000 2019
You know how you have 6 weeks to complete revisions to a manuscript, and you put it off until literally HOURS befor… https://t.co/yawGEFcNkT Fri Apr 26 16:54:33 +0000 2019
4 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Apr 26 16:08:46 +0000 2019
Hey Terri thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 26 15:17:39 +0000 2019
This question underlines the fundamental weakness in all AI and machine learning: the kernel of priors is human def… https://t.co/Bx1GXT8IsA Fri Apr 26 14:33:44 +0000 2019
RT @SteveStuWill: Rescued baby chimp welcomed by the other babies at the Liberia Chimpanzee Rescue https://t.co/7HUzbavUZc via @liberiachim… Fri Apr 26 01:15:17 +0000 2019
RT @jiveDurkey: an ape figuring out how to use a smartphone is the beginning of the end for us idiots https://t.co/ElDrsbkrZz Thu Apr 25 22:20:39 +0000 2019
New lunar lander design under way to meet 2024 deadline. I’m very nervous about this aggressive schedule and hope a… https://t.co/7fRydB02Ux Thu Apr 25 22:09:25 +0000 2019
Jordan Peterson vs Peter Jordanson https://t.co/NZq8ehv8B1 Thu Apr 25 21:46:17 +0000 2019
Consulting opportunity with UNICEF for epidemiology or health sciences grad. Desirable: French or Arabic, SPSS, sur… https://t.co/SeAY5xzo2F Thu Apr 25 20:10:20 +0000 2019
You know, it’s possible to be a conservative without being a cruel anti-science asshole. Doug Ford should give it a… https://t.co/AuiX0WL1K4 Thu Apr 25 18:16:24 +0000 2019
Hey Metty Afework thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 25 07:41:14 +0000 2019
gorgeous 3d printed Mars habitat https://t.co/c78GiA0P7Z Thu Apr 25 02:03:01 +0000 2019
TIL that both Marie Curie *AND* her daughter won Nobel Prizes in Chemistry. How did I not know that? Thu Apr 25 01:50:20 +0000 2019
PhD students and senior professors… consider applying for a Flaherty academic stay in Ireland https://t.co/bxBLFRVOMD Wed Apr 24 14:29:41 +0000 2019
Just bought my ticket to see @Graham__Hancock in Toronto on May 5th. Really looking forward to this. Wed Apr 24 14:12:49 +0000 2019
Might be mostly symbolic, but I like this tribute to democracy https://t.co/1h6B9mRWDa Wed Apr 24 13:20:27 +0000 2019
Months ago, I did an Ancestry-dot-com DNA test and was told I was up to 11% East Asian (i.e., probably Chinese). I… https://t.co/iNFUNFXrGx Wed Apr 24 02:05:33 +0000 2019
Snowflakes to the Left of me, snowflakes to the Right of me…. https://t.co/VU6zK1YGvx #EasterWorshippers Tue Apr 23 21:55:52 +0000 2019
Wow! Beijing pop bands sound like 80s post-punk! https://t.co/UwThnoe3ng Tue Apr 23 21:53:18 +0000 2019
Duterte is a crazy man. But really, we shouldn’t be exporting our garbage. Tue Apr 23 20:13:58 +0000 2019
Hey DrugMgtCare thanks for the follow! Tue Apr 23 14:42:01 +0000 2019
RT @SteveStuWill: Amazing stop-motion street art https://t.co/Sqn19t0aMK https://t.co/FLYoknzW2j Tue Apr 23 14:07:45 +0000 2019
2 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Apr 23 12:21:54 +0000 2019
RT @WESH: HOPPIN’ MAD: The Easter Bunny landed a few punches before an Orlando police officer stepped in and broke up this brawl: https://t… Tue Apr 23 02:35:09 +0000 2019
something else for my stats students https://t.co/LxNAsxuRvL Mon Apr 22 21:25:47 +0000 2019
@dervishgirl1 Now what do YOU think a reasonable number is? Mon Apr 22 20:46:22 +0000 2019
@dervishgirl1 Thanks. While I’m here, let’s plug my other sites: https://t.co/sV95nc1GJ6, https://t.co/P7dW2r2pjr,… https://t.co/FgYCBRFO4Q Mon Apr 22 16:21:48 +0000 2019
RT @SteveStuWill: Each ball is moving back and forth on a straight line. Strangely satisfying to watch. https://t.co/nEJ1o4BCB2 Mon Apr 22 12:58:08 +0000 2019
@dervishgirl1 Zizek is also a homeless purple trash monster. (He says with genuine affection) Sun Apr 21 14:40:25 +0000 2019
@dervishgirl1 Well I stole that from reddit. So there’s that. Sun Apr 21 14:26:45 +0000 2019
@dervishgirl1 The whole world suffers from impostor syndrome. Sun Apr 21 14:12:12 +0000 2019
RT @nntaleb: We should have a plan to eliminate Google. https://t.co/xyFXXBf5Rw Sun Apr 21 12:38:48 +0000 2019
Ha! https://t.co/45jLpSnvbG Sun Apr 21 06:34:39 +0000 2019
Hey infinita tristeza thanks for the follow! Sun Apr 21 06:17:22 +0000 2019
Hey Antonio de Llamas thanks for the follow! Sun Apr 21 06:17:22 +0000 2019
RT @Crazzyintheusa: The best Donald Trump impression that you will ever see. https://t.co/E0JzcD4wlL Sun Apr 21 05:54:24 +0000 2019
Well now there’s this. Sigh. https://t.co/2Ug0BzJ0EH Sun Apr 21 05:47:10 +0000 2019
@antoniodellamas Thank YOU! Please feel free to comment on the blog about where I got it wrong. My attention definitely waned at points. Sun Apr 21 05:26:28 +0000 2019
@dervishgirl1 oh dear. Sun Apr 21 05:18:59 +0000 2019
@Kutchinbird if only i were single Sun Apr 21 05:12:39 +0000 2019
@Kutchinbird when they make the movie based on my blog post, you can be played by a shaggy dog Sun Apr 21 05:03:49 +0000 2019
If anyone cares, here’s my summary and review of #petersonvszizek https://t.co/uIjkwnE5b2 https://t.co/VP2mFR05Ky Sun Apr 21 04:32:54 +0000 2019
RT @Havenlust: … 😊💗 https://t.co/ixfu5QLkd0 Sat Apr 20 23:11:01 +0000 2019
RT @Havenlust: Aerial view of a Shepard dog doing it’s job … 😊💗 https://t.co/MwgvG2dVnG Sat Apr 20 23:03:20 +0000 2019
RIP Lorraine Warren. Now she knows the truth. Sat Apr 20 21:19:23 +0000 2019
“Wes Anderson makes you feel like you ate a pot brownie and woke up in a greeting card” Sat Apr 20 20:45:12 +0000 2019
“You can’t do statistics without probability.” Sat Apr 20 19:37:02 +0000 2019
The GF just sent me this photo with the caption, “How dare you be flirting with another girl?” https://t.co/fdJYjtetm5 Sat Apr 20 19:34:32 +0000 2019
Is the IQ test pseudoscience? Strong argument here from @nntaleb https://t.co/WUbyXrSvXp Sat Apr 20 19:32:58 +0000 2019
Now that D&D is cool, I guess I have to stop playing https://t.co/mHRRXFHubo Sat Apr 20 19:14:09 +0000 2019
RT @PainDetective: Pain and the Association of Family Health Teams– Dr. Elizabeth Muggah, myself, Isabelle Leclerc and MSc Metty Afework di… Sat Apr 20 17:10:14 +0000 2019
TIL that one of the best Star Trek TNG episodes, “Yesterday’s Enterprise”, was written by a non-professional freela… https://t.co/LXtzvmchfu Sat Apr 20 15:40:54 +0000 2019
true dat https://t.co/uTbTwu8JzD Sat Apr 20 15:36:42 +0000 2019
Nico performs “Heroes” in 1982. Witness the raw power of heroin, kids. https://t.co/p7MIOUVVWR Sat Apr 20 15:15:43 +0000 2019
6 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Apr 20 15:02:49 +0000 2019
Just heard a talking head talking about Amazon founder “Steve” Bezos https://t.co/U6kXa1EeM8 Sat Apr 20 14:31:16 +0000 2019
1980: back when Robert Smith looked like Ben Affleck https://t.co/MM8EQpzaSM Sat Apr 20 13:56:07 +0000 2019
@dervishgirl1 @NathanJRobinson that is the proper way to be about pretty much everything Sat Apr 20 13:43:46 +0000 2019
@RedParrots is it? I only just noticed she has a face. Sat Apr 20 13:34:57 +0000 2019
@dervishgirl1 @NathanJRobinson Hey, dismiss away! We’re overpaid (I didn’t just say that) and coddled (I also didn’… https://t.co/AuLcwgNmjc Sat Apr 20 13:34:34 +0000 2019
@dervishgirl1 Well that pretty much describes everyone on Twitter and almost every academic (this one, sadly, included) 😉 Sat Apr 20 13:09:09 +0000 2019
I want to read this article, but I can’t think past the photo. My brain just seems to short circuit. https://t.co/fHKRdIefaX Sat Apr 20 13:06:28 +0000 2019
some good news! https://t.co/HFk12hUHu4 Sat Apr 20 13:05:10 +0000 2019
RT @SteveStuWill: Apollo 17. For all our similarities to other animals, the differences are momentous. No other species alive today could h… Sat Apr 20 13:01:58 +0000 2019
Possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen all week https://t.co/zHypCyXHLd Sat Apr 20 13:01:42 +0000 2019
RT @WilcoxNMP: Whoa: TV consumption, by Income. HT @CharlesFLehman https://t.co/Wyowb3dKqJ Sat Apr 20 12:51:19 +0000 2019
yes https://t.co/tcwOGdEOka Sat Apr 20 12:44:37 +0000 2019
holy crap https://t.co/brFRatI5z9 Sat Apr 20 12:43:38 +0000 2019
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Hey Carlos Ramos Salazar thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 20 10:17:06 +0000 2019
Hey peterson and zizek – love thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 20 06:17:11 +0000 2019
The perfect summary of #petersonvszizek by @NathanJRobinson https://t.co/ldY4VZemOg Sat Apr 20 03:51:34 +0000 2019
Hey dervishgirl thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 20 03:35:11 +0000 2019
Hey Jordan Peterson’s Ideas thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 20 03:35:11 +0000 2019
@opalsoap And as a vegan, I’m food! Sat Apr 20 03:07:28 +0000 2019
@BisenSShweta nothing was achieved except (1) showing that Zizek is a Marxist who doesn’t care much for Marxism, an… https://t.co/cqfIlGgNlQ Sat Apr 20 03:05:32 +0000 2019
@opalsoap I always write under my pseudonym, Rear Admiral Colon Obstruction. Sat Apr 20 02:44:50 +0000 2019
@opalsoap Maybe I’ll try to write it iambic pentameter, and that will distract people from the fact that there’s ac… https://t.co/a8a5yPFOiO Sat Apr 20 02:36:26 +0000 2019
I said I’d write a freaking review of this freaking “debate”. I wish I hadn’t said that. #PetersonvsZizek Sat Apr 20 02:31:17 +0000 2019
You know, Zizek should have been in the @munkdebate about political correctness #PetersonvsZizek Sat Apr 20 02:30:47 +0000 2019
@RichRaycraft I’m just having a little fun. But there is something grossly salesman-like about saying, “As I wrote… https://t.co/2VGlXROHTc Sat Apr 20 02:26:48 +0000 2019
In under two minutes, Zizek has mentioned Himmler, Zen Buddhism, and the Bhavagad Gita. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 02:25:21 +0000 2019
why is pessimism uniquely bourgeois? #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 02:24:41 +0000 2019
RT @ZackDAbrams: how did žižek’s spittle land on my shirt I’m at home watching the livestream #PetersonvsZizek Sat Apr 20 02:23:04 +0000 2019
OMG he’s quoting Himmler. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 02:22:49 +0000 2019
@RichRaycraft what a slacker. Sat Apr 20 02:20:10 +0000 2019
@JordanPetersonX @nfergus @jordanbpeterson ha! Sat Apr 20 02:19:41 +0000 2019
How will Peterso and Zizek defeat Thanos? By learning to work as a team. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 02:19:03 +0000 2019
Peterson has now name checked two of his own books. Gross. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 02:18:23 +0000 2019
I just Googled an image of Hegel. Man, what a dour looking sourpuss! #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 02:14:56 +0000 2019
Zizek gets applauded for the toilet thing, but Peterson gets lampooned for the lobster thing. They are both prepost… https://t.co/trYlKuYlVP Sat Apr 20 02:13:54 +0000 2019
This debate is now literally about toilets #PetersonvsZizek Sat Apr 20 02:12:23 +0000 2019
@Kitty_Gilbert1 I’d have preferred them to mud wrestle or tongue kiss or even just to watch them watch Netflix. Anything but this. Sat Apr 20 02:10:17 +0000 2019
They have each quoted Hegel and Jung! Check off two boxes on your debate bingo card! #PetersonvsZizek Sat Apr 20 02:06:42 +0000 2019
@opalsoap Well I’m not a white dude. It’s a position I’ve adopted after decades of contemplation and argument in ma… https://t.co/mnWAytGRZK Sat Apr 20 02:00:42 +0000 2019
I think there’s a nerve connecting Zizek’s nose to his penis. Only reason why he keeps touching it. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:58:20 +0000 2019
Zizek is now speaking Peterson’s language…. goddese. They have always agreed that happiness is not the goal, but… https://t.co/DlYXGIhCPD Sat Apr 20 01:57:30 +0000 2019
@opalsoap My position is this. I’m not the arbiter of who is and isn’t dangerous and who does and does not get to s… https://t.co/GDr6bjIaBr Sat Apr 20 01:52:44 +0000 2019
I think we’re getting into the weeds here, arguing over who’s a real Marxist. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:47:54 +0000 2019
@opalsoap Oh don’t be so violent. Just wish that they get bad indigestion and step in dog poop one day and be done with it. Sat Apr 20 01:46:25 +0000 2019
I think Peterson’s answer is the correct one. Plenty of postmodernists self-identify as Marxists. Is that not sufficient? #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:42:47 +0000 2019
And here we go! Are postmodern neo-MArxists really Marxists? Well, if you say you are, then you are one, no? #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:39:54 +0000 2019
The two are playing very well together. I fear they might start making out. #PetersonvsZizek Sat Apr 20 01:37:20 +0000 2019
@opalsoap Now you’re wondering the same Sat Apr 20 01:36:30 +0000 2019
Countdown until Peterson says Jung said the same thing as Hegel #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:36:10 +0000 2019
Hey Lfreksha thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 20 01:35:43 +0000 2019
I just realized that Das Kapital was published the same year that Canada became a country. COINCIDENCE??? #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:34:11 +0000 2019
RT @unlikelytoresp1: That moment when you realized you didn’t prepare for the test. #PetersonvsZizek https://t.co/x79f4dxoUT Sat Apr 20 01:32:34 +0000 2019
I wonder what Zizek smells like #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:30:53 +0000 2019
Okay does it matter more what Marx *meant* or how most people have interpreted and enacted what they *think* Marx meant? #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:26:47 +0000 2019
Wait… is Zizek arguing that the Chinese Communist party *protects* its workers???? #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:22:39 +0000 2019
There’s a conflation of Marxism-v-Capitalsim as economic and political systems. It would be nice to hear arguments… https://t.co/ZCH2Ut5Bc3 Sat Apr 20 01:20:43 +0000 2019
Peterson paraphrased: material security is not sufficient for happiness, but insofar as material security plays a r… https://t.co/5q7LJkBQ66 Sat Apr 20 01:15:48 +0000 2019
My own models have suggested that we will peak at 9-12 billion, so Peterson is citing the lower bound. Still, he’s… https://t.co/dtoJDrwORI Sat Apr 20 01:13:26 +0000 2019
Peterson saying essentially one of my mantras: that money doesn’t make you happy, but money sure as heck removes on… https://t.co/M6F0561X0U Sat Apr 20 01:11:30 +0000 2019
I was afraid this would devolve into a definition of truth. Now it might devolve into a definition of happiness. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:09:13 +0000 2019
@BisenSShweta Sure, I agree. But my rule #1 is to never pass a chance to make a smarmy tweet. Sat Apr 20 01:06:59 +0000 2019
Finally Peterson realizes his blunder! #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:06:15 +0000 2019
Zizek wants no cheering. What? A communist opposed to fun? #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:04:30 +0000 2019
Zizek argues that Marxism needed to remedy the situation that causes the waves of immigration. Peterson could easil… https://t.co/okRdPkJLKT Sat Apr 20 01:02:57 +0000 2019
Zizek should have had Patrick Stewart or some other well intoned actor read out his script. I really hate this read… https://t.co/QmeBZ19uVw Sat Apr 20 01:01:31 +0000 2019
RT @DearBossLetter: Zizek could just give his script to a drunken hobo and no one will notice. #PetersonvsZizek Sat Apr 20 01:00:35 +0000 2019
@wrenasmir It’s got space for the gut Sat Apr 20 01:00:27 +0000 2019
I find myself wondering if Socrates showed up to his debates with Gorgias with pre-scribed arguments on papyrus scrolls. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 01:00:06 +0000 2019
@alwyn_lau BINGO! Sat Apr 20 00:58:14 +0000 2019
Laissez-faire capitalism is well known as being harmful to the environment. But I’ve not yet heard the argument for… https://t.co/UkcGkiK9WQ Sat Apr 20 00:57:44 +0000 2019
Here’s where my mind is. I’m worried that Peterson’s laptop is not plugged in. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:56:08 +0000 2019
RT @Public_Affairs4: Zizek:*reads quote* Me:”what does this mean?” Zizek: “what does this mean?” Me: “bitch I’m just as confused as you are… Sat Apr 20 00:54:46 +0000 2019
I’m clearly not as smart as others watching. But how did this become about Trump? #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:53:24 +0000 2019
That lobster has been invoked. Check another box on your debate bingo card. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:50:12 +0000 2019
Judging by that gut, limp and sniffle, Zizek is in dire need of some socialized medicine #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:49:43 +0000 2019
What a weird world we live in where crowds cheer when philosophers quote their greatest hits. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:46:46 +0000 2019
Zizek doubling down on the postmodern ickiness, that the universe is not made of atoms, but of stories. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:41:34 +0000 2019
Uhoh. Zizek said “Lacan.” This will not end well. Peterson is triggered. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:39:01 +0000 2019
This is how this should have gone down: Peterson: capitalism pulled more people out of poverty Zizek: That was Chin… https://t.co/IcOEiaRfHu Sat Apr 20 00:37:48 +0000 2019
RT @RichardFeren: BREAKING: Police respond to sighting of two suspicious men with extremely poor hygiene, allegedly involved in an altercat… Sat Apr 20 00:36:14 +0000 2019
Zizek is reading his statement. Gawd, how I hate when academics do this. Now they’re going to be talking across eac… https://t.co/0i8OBJM3r3 Sat Apr 20 00:35:40 +0000 2019
@fun_tweeter_ya GDP is not a measure of poverty Sat Apr 20 00:32:14 +0000 2019
Apparently Marxism is not great for diabetes #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:30:39 +0000 2019
Peterson saved the best evidence for last. Should have started with that. It’s a strong selling point, that a versi… https://t.co/EPU2VxlXjf Sat Apr 20 00:29:20 +0000 2019
@jkhtse Dude probably insisted on flying economy class, too. Sat Apr 20 00:27:09 +0000 2019
Dr Peterson, I’m an avowed capitalist. But you’re causing me to rethink that position. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:20:02 +0000 2019
@LauraMckowen Nope. Try fiddling with your firewalls and virus checkers… but be careful, of course. Sat Apr 20 00:18:28 +0000 2019
@Gnarrrgh Oh I wish I had thought of this Sat Apr 20 00:16:13 +0000 2019
Peterson is floundering here. It seems like his preparation consisted of (1) reading the Marx Wikipedia page and (2… https://t.co/zzJp8ugwuI Sat Apr 20 00:14:44 +0000 2019
Fake Ryan Gosling looks too pleased with himself in the centre chair #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:10:19 +0000 2019
All Zizek has to say is that his Marxism includes hierarchies #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:09:35 +0000 2019
@BisenSShweta It’s a debate between philosophers. Just assume you have a bingo card 🙂 Sat Apr 20 00:09:06 +0000 2019
@tom_macko Yep. Or like he’s having a slow motion stroke. Sat Apr 20 00:08:22 +0000 2019
Peterson needs to keep it simple. Like this. This is essentially what he’s trying to say in an overly complicated… https://t.co/vWfvkWnNQg Sat Apr 20 00:07:56 +0000 2019
@AndrejDrapal well played! Sat Apr 20 00:06:07 +0000 2019
He said “hierarchies”! Everyone check that box in your debate bingo card! #PetersonvsZizek Sat Apr 20 00:05:57 +0000 2019
@opalsoap Damn. You made this vegan hungry. Sat Apr 20 00:04:41 +0000 2019
@BisenSShweta ha! Sat Apr 20 00:04:15 +0000 2019
Yikes. Dude, you’re going to begin with the Manifesto? Not cool. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:02:52 +0000 2019
I wasn’t going to drink tonight, but this event demands wine. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:01:49 +0000 2019
I do like that neither man will come with prepared statements. They’re gonna rock it bare knuckle. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:01:06 +0000 2019
Tickets to a Marxist debate are being scalped. Let that sink in for a minute. #petersonvszizek Sat Apr 20 00:00:16 +0000 2019
What I’ve learned so far: this event seems to be sponsored by Pellegrino bottled water #petersonvszizek Fri Apr 19 23:59:21 +0000 2019
Man, the Munk debates have really gone downhill #petersonvszizek Fri Apr 19 23:58:21 +0000 2019
@jkhtse I think he always looks uncomfortable. Must be the indigestion. Fri Apr 19 23:57:42 +0000 2019
When did 3-piece suits come back? Why was I not informed? #petersonvszizek Fri Apr 19 23:57:17 +0000 2019
This looks more like a mid-tier banker is debating a homeless man #petersonvszizek Fri Apr 19 23:55:27 +0000 2019
@opalsoap touche! Fri Apr 19 23:53:58 +0000 2019
Who’s this moderator? A discount Ryan Gosling impersonator? #petersonvszizek Fri Apr 19 23:53:24 +0000 2019
All I see on the live feed is a whole lot of bald heads #petersonvszizek Fri Apr 19 23:50:37 +0000 2019
@Andy__________2 These two might still drag us into the quantum realm. So be prepared. Fri Apr 19 23:47:30 +0000 2019
@AndrejDrapal Ha! Well I look forward to reading your live tweets of the event! Would you disagree with me that Mel… https://t.co/YftAy6PrEi Fri Apr 19 23:45:56 +0000 2019
I wasn’t sure about this at first. But I paid $15 and now I’m happy. So I guess the capitalism side wins? #petersonvszizek Fri Apr 19 23:45:12 +0000 2019
I find it interesting that some people are “rooting” for one man or the other. I wish supporters had brought banner… https://t.co/MC372EiopF Fri Apr 19 23:44:12 +0000 2019
ha! https://t.co/h38FIa6NIL Fri Apr 19 23:41:59 +0000 2019
@AndrejDrapal 1:30? What country are you in? Fri Apr 19 23:40:50 +0000 2019
@alexbishopcan @jordanbpeterson Are you serious about the $500? WHAT?! Fri Apr 19 23:39:01 +0000 2019
@AndrejDrapal Ha! No, silly! Melania Trump! Well, they could be the same person. I’ve never seen them in the same room at the same time. Fri Apr 19 23:36:59 +0000 2019
@opalsoap Haha. It’s fun already! I get to make smarmy tweets. Come on, regardless of how one feels about either ma… https://t.co/T8qGQ6Rrym Fri Apr 19 23:36:00 +0000 2019
Hey Asım Kaya thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 19 23:35:21 +0000 2019
Zizek is a Hegelian and Peterson is a Jungian. Those two schools really aren’t so different, no? I mean, the zeitge… https://t.co/bNihymqwnx Fri Apr 19 23:35:07 +0000 2019
I gave up a Marvel movie marathon on the Space Network to watch this. Don’t disappoint me, gentlemen. I expect bloo… https://t.co/s0J2zGZRvZ Fri Apr 19 23:30:11 +0000 2019
RT @nim_vagabi: Tonight’s debate #PetersonvsZizek https://t.co/u4ewdAwXSP Fri Apr 19 23:27:45 +0000 2019
This debate makes Zizek the second most famous Slovenian in the world. Y’all know who the first is. #petersonvszizek Fri Apr 19 23:27:04 +0000 2019
If either man at any point says, “Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder” and doe… https://t.co/M7en9BEomG Fri Apr 19 23:26:04 +0000 2019
I’m so glad that nerds arguing is now a spectator sport #petersonvszizek Fri Apr 19 23:22:39 +0000 2019
#petersonvszizek should have been billed as a rap battle Fri Apr 19 23:21:31 +0000 2019
Watching old Zizek videos to prepare. The man is hilarious. His gestures seem like he’s a 3rd base baseball coach.… https://t.co/t0OIYjveoI Fri Apr 19 23:18:49 +0000 2019
This had better not devolve into another pointless rumination on how to define “truth” #PetersonvsZizek Fri Apr 19 23:14:58 +0000 2019
Well I’m $15 poorer #PetersonvsZizek https://t.co/zoDJiZrbtn Fri Apr 19 23:07:52 +0000 2019
“Twitter is the new Phillip Morris” Fri Apr 19 21:31:08 +0000 2019
@opalsoap They were cow eggs. Fri Apr 19 21:29:15 +0000 2019
@opalsoap I’m a vegan. But I ate eggs today. So it has begun. Fri Apr 19 20:52:58 +0000 2019
@opalsoap It’s either this or backlogged shows from the CW. Tough choice. You know, I think I will choose the debate Fri Apr 19 19:48:28 +0000 2019
Someone give me a reason why I should shell out $15 for the @jordanbpeterson vs Zizek debate tonight. I’m serious.… https://t.co/yS6sYzgyz9 Fri Apr 19 19:21:09 +0000 2019
What to do on an Easter Friday? Did someone say Chinatown foot massage? I think I heard that. Fri Apr 19 19:10:36 +0000 2019
This vegan just ate 2 eggs for the first time in over a year. I feel weird. Fri Apr 19 16:31:22 +0000 2019
awesome https://t.co/e7TMioKmA9 Fri Apr 19 16:21:22 +0000 2019
RT @techcyclists: https://t.co/cdxVwjAcvf Fri Apr 19 14:54:24 +0000 2019
@PainDetective can’t / shouldn’t discuss in public! these are the topics that get professors into trouble these days. Fri Apr 19 14:44:18 +0000 2019
I love The Cure, and Robert Smith’s voice is as angelic as ever. But, man, he looks like he was cursed by a Stephen… https://t.co/kvcLFCq8mH Fri Apr 19 05:16:53 +0000 2019
The late 1980s were a magical time to be a young adult https://t.co/VCVL497ghF Fri Apr 19 02:53:45 +0000 2019
Oh my heart https://t.co/kYleVoUQ4R Fri Apr 19 02:14:33 +0000 2019
Some people ask me my political stance. My answer is easy. I stand with science in all matters of policy. And yes,… https://t.co/3Vb78Uys3S Fri Apr 19 01:32:20 +0000 2019
Wrong Alexander Hamilton https://t.co/rd0M3vUPbf Fri Apr 19 00:30:12 +0000 2019
I’m mostly done with superhero TV shows and movies. “The Gifted” was one of the last ones I was attached to. And no… https://t.co/otJVqaZpZd Thu Apr 18 21:34:55 +0000 2019
@theflyinggibson https://t.co/MHScNbfi83 Thu Apr 18 21:32:14 +0000 2019
@Audrey_Giles Well done! I’m not as enterprising as you. I just buy all my grad students a fake Lordship from the f… https://t.co/fXL7PoMdwg Thu Apr 18 21:26:37 +0000 2019
Oh FFS, the appeal of @joerogan *independent* podcast is that he mostly has his friends on to hang out with. He’s u… https://t.co/gdxsDms8Sj Thu Apr 18 21:23:03 +0000 2019
@theflyinggibson I can only imagine how many fragile people are triggered by your podcast. Shame on you for terrori… https://t.co/IbABrpv0rx Thu Apr 18 21:17:47 +0000 2019
What we already do to animals is horrific enough. Reviving pig brains hours after death, even if consciousness was… https://t.co/Sa51lUBkR0 Thu Apr 18 17:29:59 +0000 2019
NASA Hosts University Students to Discuss Future of Space Exploration https://t.co/p1tXjF6aHt Thu Apr 18 17:27:52 +0000 2019
@opalsoap But we spent so much time on the hair! Thu Apr 18 15:33:47 +0000 2019
Re-watching all episodes of “30 Rock” and realize how few of these excellent jokes would be permitted by the joke p… https://t.co/xRDLxOVxY0 Thu Apr 18 15:23:49 +0000 2019
Maybe the cover of my next album, if I were a pretentious emo band. https://t.co/c4YLPGm6aB Thu Apr 18 00:38:49 +0000 2019
Ain’t no flush like a niacin flush. Yowza. Wed Apr 17 17:38:46 +0000 2019
@Robertvharrison I think they’ve discovered a few new organs since then. Wed Apr 17 17:38:17 +0000 2019
RT @WhitneyCummings: This Notre Dame Fire turned into people bragging about their vacations to Paris very quickly Wed Apr 17 17:32:02 +0000 2019
Hav to remember to share this with my stats students https://t.co/ZMY3nZ8ZOb Wed Apr 17 17:29:55 +0000 2019
Very exciting. Blue Origin now has a launch pad at Cape Canaveral. We’re in a new golden age of manned space explor… https://t.co/T21ZzEC3MA Wed Apr 17 17:10:44 +0000 2019
ha https://t.co/lud0ccbeSR Wed Apr 17 17:05:40 +0000 2019
this is not what I meant when I said we need a more plant-based diet https://t.co/l3b1rabkL8 Wed Apr 17 17:04:51 +0000 2019
In this new era of low quality, rapid academic publishing, I wonder if I can get away with publishing the data from… https://t.co/hzlYFL9tw4 Wed Apr 17 14:08:48 +0000 2019
Excellent CNN town hall, as well, @AndrewYang …. though I’m still not with you on lowering the voting age. https://t.co/eVb36ZuhA9 Wed Apr 17 13:23:04 +0000 2019
Happy 312th birthday to Leonhard Euler, whose famous mathematical identity I have used hundreds of times, but reall… https://t.co/q0rHpe9dXC Wed Apr 17 13:20:41 +0000 2019
Trying to clean up an article I wrote THIRTY YEARS AGO for submission today. Why not, right? Was not prepared to se… https://t.co/j2ifxe9WdH Wed Apr 17 13:07:11 +0000 2019
@ericsquair And hope the critters don’t steal it Wed Apr 17 13:01:00 +0000 2019
Having a dog means never pooping alone. https://t.co/CCbWJRlHlO Wed Apr 17 13:00:29 +0000 2019
In the past 20 years, 100% of my freelance newspaper articles sold. In the past year, I’ve had 5 rejections in a ro… https://t.co/3sy5ULDkj2 Wed Apr 17 12:40:44 +0000 2019
Been dreading doing revisions to a submitted manuscript. Finally read the reviewer comments and all they want is fo… https://t.co/ZzIEUGiYM3 Wed Apr 17 12:39:11 +0000 2019
Deadlifts are a special breed of monster. Everytime I do them, I get confused and dumb and need to lie down. And I… https://t.co/2TMcORS4pq Wed Apr 17 12:37:44 +0000 2019
elephants are awesome. The world should be ruled by elephants. https://t.co/AxRoGlFUKo Wed Apr 17 12:18:35 +0000 2019
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RT @SteveStuWill: What George Washington would look like with a modern hairstyle… https://t.co/2JmPMVAvRj Tue Apr 16 21:41:33 +0000 2019
RT @simoncholland: Let’s get married so instead of drinking and dancing we can spend Friday night at Home Depot and the rest of the weekend… Tue Apr 16 21:37:12 +0000 2019
RT @samclarissee: People walking around Winterfell: Bran: https://t.co/kCIEsili5u Tue Apr 16 21:17:28 +0000 2019
“History Erased” debuts later this week on the History Channel. I’m one of the talking heads in the India episode https://t.co/QGwa5WxKoQ Tue Apr 16 17:12:14 +0000 2019
I distrust Jack Dorsey for one reason and one reason only. He dresses like a freakin’ hipster. Ain’t got no time for that. Tue Apr 16 17:10:25 +0000 2019
Vulgar words can be trademarked, yet my application to trademark my own name was declined. That’s just deonandan’ed… https://t.co/kumDcEigEL Tue Apr 16 14:09:06 +0000 2019
There are forces beyond free speech that erode academic freedom. But free speech is, IMHO, prime among them. https://t.co/PboT4V8DbC Tue Apr 16 13:47:05 +0000 2019
I didn’t even know that “double dipping” was a thing! https://t.co/48mdoJWMxJ Tue Apr 16 13:44:37 +0000 2019
@mattstaggs (1) eat high quality protein, like fresh salmon and no crap, caffeine or alcohol; (2) exhaust yourself… https://t.co/LRLpgWsGhK Tue Apr 16 13:29:24 +0000 2019
RT @sophieGG: Took this yesterday when we were just walking around marveling at how something can be so extraordinary and so enduring. I fe… Mon Apr 15 20:04:57 +0000 2019
RT @41Strange: Beekeepers have trained dogs to sniff out killer disease called American foulbrood that wipes out hives. They have their own… Mon Apr 15 00:51:13 +0000 2019
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RT @daddydoubts: Married sex is like traveling. It takes planning, the conditions need to be right, and everyone has to pee before getting… Sun Apr 14 14:14:56 +0000 2019
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RT @BAKKOOONN: how many babies did you send to space, bush. you fucker. how many babies are still up there http://t.co/sdr80EuOQl Sun Apr 14 14:07:46 +0000 2019
Happy 390th birthday to #ChristiaanHuygens whose statistical works I still teach to undergrads today, whose astrono… https://t.co/KGPr73Hb4F Sun Apr 14 14:07:00 +0000 2019
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.@RedParrots https://t.co/RTGPKGvJNA Sun Apr 14 13:51:47 +0000 2019
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“Coachella” sounds like an undersized bus Sat Apr 13 13:37:00 +0000 2019
RT @EPoe187: Twitter has created many Don Quixotes tilting at the windmills of injustice that only they can see. Sat Apr 13 13:19:32 +0000 2019
100% https://t.co/d1MrdggrxH Sat Apr 13 13:18:45 +0000 2019
I prefer HIIT to steady state cardio. But nothing feels better than the End of a run. Well, nothing except finding… https://t.co/ndlS4ikQEN Sat Apr 13 12:53:43 +0000 2019
RT @DogulusPrime: Becoming abundantly clear to me that people don’t understand when ovulation (and pregnancy) occurs. Last period started… Sat Apr 13 00:40:43 +0000 2019
Please take this quiz https://t.co/dx7VBuXCAJ Sat Apr 13 00:40:40 +0000 2019
@MarizGabra I was really into carbs Sat Apr 13 00:15:30 +0000 2019
This is the best thing I’ve seen all week https://t.co/ZtLJOmhYP1 Sat Apr 13 00:14:51 +0000 2019
Amen. Peloton is fucking stupid. https://t.co/29TTE4W7Qk Fri Apr 12 23:52:45 +0000 2019
Scientists take first ever photo of BREXIT @Robertvharrison https://t.co/A3f5JN9lxH Fri Apr 12 23:39:06 +0000 2019
@ottawanag https://t.co/qWGEignLTd Fri Apr 12 23:33:09 +0000 2019
@ottawanag That’s true. They’re also crap movies. So what am I arguing about? Fri Apr 12 23:11:04 +0000 2019
@ottawanag Yep. Movement of limbs must obey the laws of physics. I don’t think this is too much to ask. Fri Apr 12 22:58:50 +0000 2019
Former student juat reminded me of an image of me that she used in a project https://t.co/gvpaHN9ppO Fri Apr 12 22:46:42 +0000 2019
An I the only one who thinks the #StarWars episode IX teaser looks like expensive fan fiction? Fri Apr 12 22:42:22 +0000 2019
Holy. Shit. https://t.co/BhLDY9FVKQ Fri Apr 12 22:39:59 +0000 2019
@ottawanag I’m still trying to process the physics of doing a back flip wgil running forward. I don’t like it. Takes me out of the moment. Fri Apr 12 22:34:14 +0000 2019
@MarizGabra bah Fri Apr 12 19:26:13 +0000 2019
@opalsoap when Bowie died Fri Apr 12 18:07:08 +0000 2019
@opalsoap meh #grumpyprivilege Fri Apr 12 17:31:36 +0000 2019
@opalsoap Meh. Audiobooks don’t count :p Fri Apr 12 16:21:52 +0000 2019
Today’s Google Doodle celebrates 100 years of Bauhaus. But Bela Lugosi is still dead. Fri Apr 12 15:47:04 +0000 2019
RT @dodo: After this woman rescued a baby robin, he grew up thinking she was his mom — and they bonded in the most amazing way. #Soulmates… Fri Apr 12 15:37:29 +0000 2019
Happy 103rd birthday to Beverly Cleary. Reading your books is still one of my fondest childhood memories. Honestly,… https://t.co/6RI8c71Oyu Fri Apr 12 15:30:05 +0000 2019
This seems like a reasonable and rational move. Can’t see how anyone would complain. But of course we all know I’m… https://t.co/L800W1bMCN Fri Apr 12 15:28:06 +0000 2019
I want to thank the White House for doing me this great favour to celebrate @DogulusPrime ‘s birthday https://t.co/Ba2tYaSt8H Fri Apr 12 13:48:05 +0000 2019
Here’s my little nubbin, on the couch while i “work” https://t.co/RqATMPr77W Fri Apr 12 13:30:30 +0000 2019
Four years ago, @chenoa_marie and @McGeeMeghan https://t.co/GE0f3B5v3m Fri Apr 12 13:14:47 +0000 2019
.@elonmusk gets a lot of hate from predictable places. But it takes true organizational and visionary genius to acc… https://t.co/PKA86Zwt3r Fri Apr 12 13:11:16 +0000 2019
@chenoa_marie Welcome to 2004. Fri Apr 12 13:01:48 +0000 2019
@MarizGabra My GF doesn’t share the whole bed. I get a tiny sliver. Which I then share with the dog. Fri Apr 12 13:01:32 +0000 2019
Why is K-pop dominating my Twitter feed? Make it stop, please. Fri Apr 12 13:00:56 +0000 2019
The Red Cross is looking for public health emergency response delegates https://t.co/1v4shPyC2r Fri Apr 12 12:59:50 +0000 2019
@Robertvharrison I didn’t know the Lord was Malaysian. Fri Apr 12 12:39:11 +0000 2019
I flew to Asia on Malaysian Airlines in 1991. Today they informed me that my rewards points have expired….28 years later. Fri Apr 12 12:15:35 +0000 2019
RT @mattstaggs: Where are the memes, dammit? https://t.co/M8bc0AlOkr Thu Apr 11 18:30:13 +0000 2019
So the university (my employer) just invited me to attend a workshop for employees “transitioning to retirement.” U… https://t.co/Eu5HRYb1tm Thu Apr 11 17:07:39 +0000 2019
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Hey Cadivus thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 11 13:29:14 +0000 2019
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RT @profamirattaran: Friends, I’m hoping to sue Doug Ford for forcing gas station owners to display stickers against the carbon tax. It vio… Wed Apr 10 21:03:00 +0000 2019
@MarizGabra Wish I could wake up tomorrow and be bruised and 23 Wed Apr 10 21:02:28 +0000 2019
I’m assuming this is supposed to be satire. If so, it’s not very good. Let @TheOnion do that, please. Regardless, i… https://t.co/Zouh18qjLz Wed Apr 10 20:50:55 +0000 2019
NASA has invested heavily in these truly exciting science-fiction technologies. We are truly in a space sciences go… https://t.co/810Ja5lFVR Wed Apr 10 20:38:49 +0000 2019
My latest blog post, “Uranus is Not A Black Hole” https://t.co/dyPFn3yLnm https://t.co/8RTJsLkJIV Wed Apr 10 17:29:43 +0000 2019
Hey Unstructured thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 10 14:41:16 +0000 2019
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@kevinhilditch All right then. Will include you next round. We play in Ottawa, but you’re more than welcome to stay… https://t.co/qacprnn9Kh Tue Apr 09 14:15:02 +0000 2019
Apparently some students actually don’t think that buying essays is cheating. We are doomed. https://t.co/6tlhz1Bnke Tue Apr 09 11:13:44 +0000 2019
@CCCornish You know you want it. Tue Apr 09 11:11:13 +0000 2019
How is it possible that actual Maoists still exist in the world? Tue Apr 09 09:59:36 +0000 2019
@kevinhilditch join us next time! Tue Apr 09 00:35:50 +0000 2019
@KyleRyc Ah, morning cockerel. Mon Apr 08 20:40:37 +0000 2019
@KyleRyc That’s hot. Mon Apr 08 20:35:53 +0000 2019
@RobsonMackie Hey, want to play on our next campaign? Mon Apr 08 15:32:48 +0000 2019
I’ve unlocked another middle aged achievement. Actually rented a hotel suite to play a game of Call of Cthulhu. Mon Apr 08 14:19:09 +0000 2019
Jeebus, Danielle Pletka was insufferable on @billmaher Mon Apr 08 03:28:21 +0000 2019
@KyleRyc We likely disagree about what the good parts were Sun Apr 07 19:56:24 +0000 2019
@mattstaggs Dude, no more fast food before bed. Sun Apr 07 14:54:25 +0000 2019
I miss the 80s Sun Apr 07 14:30:20 +0000 2019
We’re both getting haircuts https://t.co/8Oc11ZrpDn Sat Apr 06 14:44:35 +0000 2019
I’m craving a Danish. Pastry, not person. Fri Apr 05 19:24:03 +0000 2019
@microphonephoen Well I’m an idiot Fri Apr 05 15:33:36 +0000 2019
Vegetarianism is better than meat eating. Duh. https://t.co/ey7VkDJRnO Fri Apr 05 13:54:05 +0000 2019
@microphonephoen Don’t overdo it. Too much chewing of vitamin C can erode your teeth enamel. You’re better off drin… https://t.co/aOew1RmJCC Fri Apr 05 13:50:08 +0000 2019
Just dropped the dog off at the groomers. Always feel so guilty, like he thinks we abandoned him. And when we pick… https://t.co/xyQzE7LJVG Fri Apr 05 13:48:07 +0000 2019
Science and scientists are indeed under attack. It’s like the world actively is trying to do away with centuries of… https://t.co/UOuaIvY2NA Fri Apr 05 13:47:02 +0000 2019
RT @drjkahn: 7 of the most dangerous things that put you at risk of a heart attack https://t.co/6S3A5A6t6l Fri Apr 05 13:01:18 +0000 2019
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“Liberal professors could have protected this tradition of intellectual rigor, but they didn’t.” Yep. https://t.co/NBCy4swsA1 Thu Apr 04 23:08:59 +0000 2019
What’s with the new generation referring to attitude as “energy”? It makes me cringe. Thu Apr 04 16:30:46 +0000 2019
Exhausted from frantic 90 minute dog-walking session, during which I had to pick up poop TWICE. And yes, both times it was the dog’s poop. Thu Apr 04 16:27:24 +0000 2019
.@TheRealBuzz is possibly the coolest man alive https://t.co/zFBvP6BkXu Thu Apr 04 14:00:58 +0000 2019
RT @dodo: This is what really happens when you rescue a dog ❤️ https://t.co/hRKDds4mFr Thu Apr 04 13:21:24 +0000 2019
#Millennials https://t.co/TUFD1vTLHI Thu Apr 04 13:12:07 +0000 2019
Opportunity for speech writer in the area of gender equality https://t.co/5IxjWpI4rE Thu Apr 04 12:20:09 +0000 2019
Hey APHEO thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 03 17:27:34 +0000 2019
@LibraryWriteHer Me too! Wed Apr 03 14:29:52 +0000 2019
In preparation for tomorrow’s PhD proposal defence, I learned a new word— tokophobia — “fear of childbirth” Wed Apr 03 14:14:31 +0000 2019
Spending the day assembling a Call of Cthulhu adventure for this weekend. No, this is not how I have spent my ENTIRE sabbatical, taxpayers! Wed Apr 03 14:09:19 +0000 2019
This man gives me hope. https://t.co/56qal0TYHW Wed Apr 03 14:06:47 +0000 2019
I nominate this boy for both the Nobel Peace Prize *and* to be High Overlord over all of Humanity https://t.co/WOj7O6DCnH Wed Apr 03 14:00:41 +0000 2019
The Case For Nonhuman Personhood https://t.co/hijRkLcElE Wed Apr 03 12:57:09 +0000 2019
Google has these fun public experiments for people to learn about AI and machine learning https://t.co/xg7ksiej1r Wed Apr 03 12:46:18 +0000 2019
Cue Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me” https://t.co/4aqoICp61O Wed Apr 03 12:45:44 +0000 2019
Can’t wait for the Mars helicopter! https://t.co/xzDjEhdjQJ Wed Apr 03 12:43:59 +0000 2019
RT @dodo: Guy biking across the world finds a kitten he can’t leave behind 😻 https://t.co/6NASfQxqHy Tue Apr 02 23:47:55 +0000 2019
Hey Kay 🌎 thanks for the follow! Tue Apr 02 22:17:30 +0000 2019
@RedParrots Plus, this way I can introduce a long lived version of Isaac Newton who is actually a demonic cultist. Tue Apr 02 21:47:09 +0000 2019
@scowlyguy yeah, with minimal time to prepare, I might default to UK. Tue Apr 02 21:42:53 +0000 2019
Putting together a “Call of Cthulhu” RPG for this weekend. Original plan was to set it in 17th century Spain, when… https://t.co/MqVz3lpCSN Tue Apr 02 21:35:53 +0000 2019
Saw “Superman” was trending and, of course, it’s yet another stupid baseball thing. Tue Apr 02 18:26:14 +0000 2019
@Leniloo92 Hey, did you hack into my home video surveillance system? Tue Apr 02 14:54:23 +0000 2019
What does it mean when your dog is better company than literally everyone else you know? I mean, I have to pick up… https://t.co/zoZ9M6NnBM Tue Apr 02 14:53:56 +0000 2019
Burger King now has a meatless Whopper. The plant-based revolution is upon us, people. Tue Apr 02 14:44:09 +0000 2019
@bumblebrie Sorry I couldn’t be there! Tue Apr 02 14:38:47 +0000 2019
You know, after “Avengers: Endgame”, I think I’m done with superhero movies. Tue Apr 02 14:38:18 +0000 2019
Relationship goals. https://t.co/FlmHwYAifx Tue Apr 02 14:16:59 +0000 2019
TIL France Nguyen, who played Elaan of Troyius in Star Trek, was original cast as Suzie Wong in the famous 1960 mov… https://t.co/iWzvNewxXC Tue Apr 02 14:08:01 +0000 2019
You can make a real difference in Murodbek ’s life. Join me on @Kiva https://t.co/K5AB5k3RX4 Tue Apr 02 13:58:57 +0000 2019
it seems @Leniloo92 has discovered my shameful secret stripper name https://t.co/hzMR0yeIYb Tue Apr 02 13:34:19 +0000 2019
2 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Apr 02 10:48:58 +0000 2019
RT @SteveStuWill: Love this: Red sunset on a blue planet; blue sunset on a red planet. Maybe one day human beings will get to see the latte… Mon Apr 01 23:41:42 +0000 2019
@Robertvharrison it’s not always about you :p Mon Apr 01 23:31:51 +0000 2019
Finally. https://t.co/orbBQr6lz9 Mon Apr 01 21:30:49 +0000 2019
Data Science CIHR Tier 1 Research Chair in Epidemiology department at Dalhousie University: https://t.co/kZbySKpr14 Mon Apr 01 18:09:20 +0000 2019
New Japanese imperial era is to be called “reiwa”, which sounds suspiciously like “Raywat” https://t.co/d3HEhpRYib Mon Apr 01 05:05:31 +0000 2019
RT @Tbone7219: If you didn’t grow up listening to 70’s and 80’s music ….. you missed out my friend. Mon Apr 01 04:22:06 +0000 2019
RT @41Strange: This is a photo of an actual living arachnid in Ecuador called the Bunny Harvestman (Metagryne bicolumnata). It’s immediatel… Mon Apr 01 04:21:34 +0000 2019
There’s something in my eye…. https://t.co/h8bwjjnV1V Mon Apr 01 03:47:39 +0000 2019
The Cure, live in 1979. Forty years later, these depressed little twerps would make the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame https://t.co/VrMDqddA5s Mon Apr 01 03:27:52 +0000 2019
Gawd, I love The Cure https://t.co/dJDlBP84EU Mon Apr 01 02:52:17 +0000 2019
Damn. This is awesome. https://t.co/2kwKTJF8tI Mon Apr 01 02:22:20 +0000 2019
RT @phil_torres: A reminder that we live in a world where turtles have tears and butterflies drink them for the salt. Rainforest ecology is… Mon Apr 01 01:42:09 +0000 2019
@PrimeVideo @ExpanseOnPrime both Mon Apr 01 01:40:37 +0000 2019
RT @EdtheSock: There was a rapper who named himself after the legendary Nipsey Russel and I only find out when he’s been killed? Not cool.… Mon Apr 01 01:38:12 +0000 2019
Boys and girls are different? What? Are you saying that biology is a real thing? I’m shocked. SHOCKED, I say! https://t.co/rfz3Sp41zJ Mon Apr 01 00:42:18 +0000 2019
Hey H. Samhat thanks for the follow! Mon Apr 01 00:42:10 +0000 2019