It’s true.  I once tried my hand at writing jokes.  If you search Youtube, you might even find a clip or two of me doing something resembling stand-up.  (I said resembling!)  Here are the lonely two jokes that I managed to get published…

• “The Three Monks” in The TeleJokeBook Vol. IV (Clarinet: Waterloo, Ontario), 1991.
• “Alligator Pearls” in The TeleJokeBook Vol. IV (Clarinet: Waterloo, Ontario), 1991.

For what passes for Deonandan humour these days, check out the haikus.